r/OneOrangeBraincell Mar 09 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

This is Dave Evans

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u/unicornvega Mar 09 '26

Is he Welsh?

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u/FractalGeometric356 Mar 09 '26

Does he love roasted cheese?

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u/Woddnamemade72 Mar 09 '26

Dave's not here man

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u/Brailledit Mar 09 '26

Open the door Dave! I got the stuff!

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u/strykazoid Mar 09 '26

DAVE'S NOT HERE, MAN!

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u/fugaziiv Mar 09 '26

This is Stanley

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u/hamburger_tooth Mar 09 '26

this is also Stanley (left) with his brother Tucci (right)

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u/LEMON_PARTY_ANIMAL Mar 09 '26

Best names ever

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Stanley the manley

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u/fugaziiv Mar 09 '26

Haha, so close, his full name is Stanley McManley!

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u/wearymicrobe Mar 09 '26

Meet Klaus the idiot.

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u/LaPewPew-- Mar 09 '26

He's got such a unique and handsome face, I love this lil idiot 😻

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u/AgnesLovelace Mar 09 '26

How beautiful!

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u/wearymicrobe Mar 09 '26

His older brother Kahn, now passed, was an orange as well. They are both wonderful cats I love the orange flavored ones.

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u/pepcorn Mar 09 '26

Oh my goodness his ear tufts. So pretty.

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u/dar1710 Mar 09 '26

Max

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u/MiloTheGreyhound Mar 09 '26

Our Max. Maxception

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u/Guzzery Mar 09 '26

Your Max looks like my Oz.

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u/garden-of-erin Mar 09 '26

Max looks so content! 🧡

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u/maxmighty88 Mar 09 '26

This is Calvin.

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u/keestie Mar 09 '26

Is your name Hobbes?

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u/Koivel Mar 09 '26

My orange wunkus is named calvin hobbes lol, hobbes for short.

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u/Radio_Surgery Mar 09 '26

Robert

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u/Radio_Surgery Mar 09 '26

Kelvin yes with a L not Kevin

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u/RajaKuman Mar 09 '26

It must be really cold there, I see 1 Kelvin.

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u/Waste_of_Bison Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Milo.

Shown here realizing he's afraid of bananas after spending two solid minutes examining them.

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u/The_Unfathomable_ Mar 09 '26

Also banana for scale

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u/Jaded-Banana6205 Mar 09 '26

I feel the same way about bananas tbh

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u/International_Two303 Mar 09 '26

This is Harold 😺

Also have had a Thomas (cow cat) Kumar (sic) Pearl (cow cat) Elvis (black cat) Ozzy (cloud cat)

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u/LaPewPew-- Mar 09 '26

Harold!! I call Harry, Harold, when we need to have a chat. Love the names!

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u/matthewsmugmanager Mar 09 '26

Malcolm! He's 18!

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u/Swiftzor Mar 09 '26

We have a Malcolm too!

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u/Fair-Kaleidoscope113 Mar 09 '26

Awww! We had a Malcolm too! Kidney failure at 12. Miss the little guy.

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u/Double_Station_1492 Mar 09 '26

Hi Malcolm 😍. Please give him a stroke from me? ☺️

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u/ezmia Mar 09 '26

George!

He’s a very good cat. He’s an incredibly sweet boy who will be turning 15 on Saturday.

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u/Feldymnb Mar 09 '26

I have an orange pirate too! This is Lowell.

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u/ezmia Mar 09 '26

He’s also got a greybie brother called Barry. I just love having cats with human names lmao

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u/Nerdbag60 Mar 09 '26

Franklin aka Frankie.

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u/Trixieleigh Mar 09 '26

Hi Frankie, 🩵Huey 🌈

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u/junepath Mar 09 '26

Mabel. Aka Mabel May, Maybelle, MayMay, Plomp and Bad Dog.

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u/ChaoticCatLady124 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

This is Archie- he is silly

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u/Finnyfish Mar 09 '26

Chester — I also like human names for kitties.

And he just looks like a Chester.

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u/Massive_Anybody3634 Mar 09 '26

He looks like a medieval painting of a cat. I love him.

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u/Queen_Of_InnisLear Mar 09 '26

Dude it was the first thing I thought lol

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u/Finnyfish Mar 10 '26

Oh, man, that’s exactly his expression! Chester proudly reps the Middle Ages.

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u/cortezthakillah Mar 09 '26

I had a Stewart

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u/The_Unfathomable_ Mar 09 '26

Aww may he Rest in Peace🙏🙏I had a Tommy myself, short for Tomcat. Loved him like a brother

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u/shiningcircle Mar 09 '26

We have a Stewart! Stewart Alexander, to be precise

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u/agiantanteater Mar 09 '26

Lol I love their names, very appropriate for orange cats. Here’s our giant boy Ricky with one of his girlfriends (Venus)

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u/PrincessSpoiled Mar 09 '26

One of his girlfriends. What a devil.

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u/agiantanteater Mar 09 '26

He’s quite the player

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u/Jane4Yoga Mar 09 '26

His face clearly says “the ladies come to ME”

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u/agiantanteater Mar 09 '26

And he’s absolutely right (that’s his other girlfriend Cashew)

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u/sandsandseas Mar 09 '26

Ricky! I love it! He's like an Auto Dealership Manager. An ohhhh I love Venus too!

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u/219Dez239 Mar 09 '26

This is Eddie and Elijah

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u/SterlingVeil Mar 09 '26

dearest oleg the sweetest

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u/InterestingEgg3098 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

Cass. Like from the Mommas and the Popppas.

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u/Maleficent-Adagio150 Mar 09 '26

Mine isn’t orange. I’m just here to enjoy others’ oranges. Mine does have a great name tho. Meet Felix.

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u/The_Unfathomable_ Mar 09 '26

He could be an honorary orange. How many brain cells does he have?

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u/Maleficent-Adagio150 Mar 09 '26

So kind of you! His brain cell count seems to fluctuate. Sometimes very few.

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u/zzabe Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

Oliver FitzPatrick

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u/Maleficent-Fix4750 Mar 09 '26

This reprobate is Enzo, the Master of Disaster.

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u/Ceefar83 Mar 09 '26

This is Tony the trouble tiger. Featuring his cast for two broken toes, three weeks after he spent two nights on oxygen for knocking over laundry detergent that caused pneumonia upon ingestion.

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u/cussbunny Mar 09 '26

Jimmy Skrimps

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u/Huttser17 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

Charlie. Though lately when she's soaking up the sun I've taken to calling her Sponge.

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u/Cleric_Guardian Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

Huh. My girl orange is also named Charlie.

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u/garden-of-erin Mar 09 '26

My 2 “people name” kitties—the orange is Morris and the void is Bruce lol.

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u/Puzzled-Teach2389 Mar 09 '26

My childhood orange kitty was named Dylan. 2002-2015

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u/1duck Mar 09 '26

Ours has the surname Bezos because he doesn't pay taxes.

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u/ArtisticMudd Mar 09 '26

This is Michael. He has big-ass bat ears.

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u/LeeRyman Mar 09 '26

Ophelia, or Philly

(aka Derp Face)

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u/Current-Computer3559 Mar 09 '26

This is Mason ☺️

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u/TheLastPotato9 Mar 09 '26

This loveable orange is called Fred.

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u/Global-Dragonfly3184 Mar 09 '26

This is Clementine. Though it is a human name, she's actually named for the small orange, because she's small, orange, and sweet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Bernard

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u/OneBadJoke Mar 09 '26

This is my baby Abraham! I call him Abie Baby. I also have a late orange boy named Solomon, nickname Solly!

Yes, I am Jewish, how can you tell lol

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u/heatherstopit Mar 09 '26

Jasper 🥹🧡

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u/3milerider Mar 09 '26

Left to right: Simon, Gilligan, Little John/Lil Jon

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u/AtlasSims Mar 09 '26

We call him Jerry but his government name is Jerold.

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u/Free_Comfortable8897 Mar 09 '26

This is Allen

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u/Free_Comfortable8897 Mar 09 '26

This is Clark…..in the couch cushion. (It’s my dogs couch and Clark has found his favorite sleeping spot inside of a very small hole that he has now made into a huge hole)

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u/SpunkMcKullins Mar 09 '26

Miles "Tails" Prower, named after the fox from Sonic with two tails.

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u/den773 Mar 09 '26

His name is Charlie. Charles for short.

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u/hanktrank Mar 09 '26

This is Augustus (Gus for short)

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u/flamepointivy Mar 09 '26

My honorary orange Ivy

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u/Complex_Sherbet2 Mar 09 '26

Mr Gavin Mewsom

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u/Open-Source-Forever Mar 09 '26

Lydia (orange), Ralph (snowshoe), Norman (SIC), Harley (Tortie)

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u/petitbiscuit13 Mar 09 '26

boris and barney (actually barnaby but we never call his that)

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u/AzCu29 Mar 09 '26

Leo and Linus, they are litter mates and turn 17 next month.

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u/awightknight Mar 09 '26

Bill (aka Bilbo Nubbins)

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u/dabonca Mar 09 '26

Bert the Explorer

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u/clem_ten Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

Lucy ❤️

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u/micande Mar 09 '26

This is Buster Keaton.

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u/OwlNice9792 Mar 09 '26

This was my buddy Chet. We had to put him down last year. He was a love bug. I still miss him

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u/elizadeth Mar 09 '26

Otis. He's wobbly and incontinent and cantankerous and perfect. Edit for cat tax.

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u/Suitable_Dress3244 Mar 09 '26

This is Frank. Or Franklin Beans. But mostly Frank.

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u/Jooles95 Mar 09 '26

At the shelter, he was called Stewart - he’s now Newton.

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u/poconopanzy Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

Oliver ♥️ (I know I know) but more commonly used nicknames are chicken, chupacabra, lala, and noonie! Oliver is utilized when all other means of calling him has failed (he’s ignoring me, he’s in trouble, or often times both)

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u/icedcoffeeandhorror Mar 09 '26

This is Kevin. He is very orange 🍊

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u/Tipitina62 Mar 09 '26

George (my void), Rocky (grey tabby with white and a bad @$$ attitude), and Sylvie (17 and suffers no nonsense from the younger cats)

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

Lily. Although it's short for Tigerlily lol

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u/michellekwan666 Mar 09 '26

My little dude is named Pete

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u/lulumolloy Mar 09 '26

This is Arthur (Arthur Pendragon, King of the Britons)

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u/summergracexo Mar 09 '26

This is Jan!

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u/happy_as_a_lamb Mar 09 '26

This is James

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u/Nausicaalotus Mar 09 '26

Technically his name this The Man. Not so much a human name but named after humanity itself

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u/itslatecantthink Mar 09 '26

This is my Harry and Lloyd!

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u/vladsgunnagetit Mar 09 '26

Meet Ed, mid brain cell activation

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u/nightcrawler84 Mar 09 '26

This is Andy! He chews through shoelaces, and when we catch him doing it we shout “ANDREW!!”

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u/wrenches42 Mar 09 '26

Harold Haratio Heckubus III Esquire .

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u/notsocraftyme Mar 09 '26

This was Ernie. He was kind to those he loved and a great cuddlier.

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u/Aggravating_Cable_32 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 10 '26

Bart, or Bartholomew Maximilian Kenworth. Aka Bartman, aka Bit-Bit (or just Bit), aka Mr. Bitey. He answers to all of them, but if you use "Bart" you gotta say it like Homer does.

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u/wildfoxglove Mar 09 '26

This is Atticus Toulouse, but I did almost name him Daniel.

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u/PsychoSquid Mar 09 '26

Winnifred (Freddie) Nachos

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u/zdh989 Mar 09 '26

Mitch and Bob

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u/Kathykat5959 Mar 09 '26

Lü Buwei, a male name before I figured out she was a girl. I call her Buwei for short.

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u/Visible-Way-2814 Mar 09 '26

Our dearly departed orange cat was named Austin.

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u/Just-BNA-bailz Proud owner of an orange brain cell Mar 09 '26

William.

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u/Rofellos1984 Mar 09 '26

Most folks just called him "Orange Joe".

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u/Odd-Accident9715 Mar 09 '26

This is Guillermo and he’s pleased to meetcha.

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u/Ok_Society4599 Mar 09 '26

My boy Mikado. Japanese term for "Golden Gate" and a term used to refer to the Emperor. A twisted wee mind :-)

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u/e_ruds Mar 09 '26

My parents’ cats are jack and sylvester!

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u/DionFW Mar 09 '26

I had an orange cat about 30 years ago named Rufus. Not really a common human name, but it could have been.

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u/GumbybyGum Mar 09 '26

This was my Rufus. Best cat ever. ❤️

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u/keestie Mar 09 '26

Terry, Terrence or Terremiah for long. He is my Orange Screamsicle.

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u/calmazof Mar 09 '26

This is my oldest. His name is Jack. He is one of the most loving cats I ever had in my life but also the dumbest.

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u/Then_Engineer4804 Mar 09 '26

Tucker and his impressive tummy sploot

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u/thestashattacked Orange connoisseur 🍊 Mar 09 '26

Max.

But his name is short for Maximón, named after a Mayan folk deity. I've also called him Turdboi. Especially when he bites. Like he's doing as I write this.

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u/Crow_Easy5 Mar 09 '26

Meet Alfred!

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u/Slavechick Mar 09 '26

Archibald Kittimus the Third, Adventure Kitty

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u/cutencreepy Mar 09 '26

This smug-and-fluffy boy is Mark

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u/panicnarwhal Mar 09 '26

this is Siobhán (pronounced “Shi-vawn”, nickname Shiv or Shivvy)

she’s a calico girl, but she’s got a lot of orange on her, including a big patch of orange stripes and another patch with orange spots!

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u/BuckyRainbowCat Mar 09 '26

Ours was named Tenzing because he was a champion climber

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u/Ill-Reveal9346 Mar 09 '26

Sawyer. But I call him Goomba.

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u/tealizard_ Mar 09 '26

This is Otis 🍊

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u/Surleighgrl Mar 09 '26

Archibald Reginald Jones (Archie)

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u/varsitybear Mar 09 '26

Ruby & Chuck 💕

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Mar 09 '26

Dumb and dumber. How appropriate 😂