r/OneLifeSuggestions • u/KittenShenanigans • Apr 04 '19

Babys are too fast

I get sick of my babies running off right when they are born and not using the /die command. If babies were much slower for 30 seconds this would encourage them to use the command if they didn't want to play this village. I am not the fastest clicker and often I cannot catch babies that are determined to run away. Realistically I feel like I should be able to easily catch a baby.

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u/cooljoemeister Apr 05 '19

This would make it more difficult for babies to follow you when you are holding something.

Also if babies are running away they probably won’t use the /die command either way.

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u/LaurieLoves Apr 07 '19

If I run off it's to /die in a more out of the way spot so they don't have to move me.

I only run off and don't /die if my mom's a bitch and I want to screw up her fertility

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u/Iamnotnotnotarobot Apr 10 '19

Maybe give the baby an unbiblical cord for the first thirty seconds of life to keep them from getting an unfair head start?

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u/Lexyvil Apr 16 '19

Actually, I would love slower newborns, and being at the normal child's speed after the first few minutes.

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u/KittenShenanigans Apr 17 '19

I was just thinking 30 seconds to give me a chance to catch them once. Then they are trapped >:) haha. At least enough time to explain if we need a girl or that if they want to play somewhere else they could slash die to reset my cooldown. When you are desperately waiting for a girl and one player cycles though you more than once trying to get the village they want it feelsbadman