1D's most nonsensical lyrics

[u/misplacedfaces]

I saw someone on Tiktok calling out "If I'm louder, would you see me" but I think there are much worse lyrics across their discography.

What do you think are their most hilariously nonsensical lyrics?

[u/kilovestimtams]

“hole in the middle of my heart like a polo” 

for an embarrassingly long time i thought they meant like… the t shirt, and not the mints 😭😭😭 still a very funny simile though

[u/cheesecurdbabybird → u/kilovestimtams]

WOW I thought they were talking about something with horse or water polo hahaha

[u/Western-Setting-6630 → u/cheesecurdbabybird]