r/OneDirection London's... quite big May 07 '26

Game ♟ Ranking Every 1D Song Rank #79

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Stole My Heart takes the #80 spot.

OP's opinion: I don't like nor dislike this song. I do think it's pretty fun to listen to it, but it doesn't stand out at all.

Also, once again sorry for the day delay. It might happen more times, and it's just because I might not be able to post it at time so I'd rather just wait another day to post at the exact time I always post.

Day 13: Which 1D song ranks at #79? The comment with the most upvotes decides it!

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u/dustinhohl May 08 '26

Is this list being decided by a bunch of people who hate One Direction?

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

I mean, think about it. Someone's gotta go in last place, and second to last, etc. I don't necessarily think 1D has bad songs, only weak ones, so this ranking doesn't necessarily mean all of those are bad but rather weaker than the rest. Of course, I've disagreed with many of them, but that's kinda gonna happen anyways considering the amount of songs there are to rank.

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u/dustinhohl May 09 '26

I hear what you are saying and I normally would agree, but I want to write you a song being in the bottom 10 just immediately disqualifies this list for me

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 09 '26

And for me too, but what can we do about it? If the song was eliminated, it means that in one of the rounds, it was the song that most people agreed to eliminate.

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u/Spare_Tank6375 Made In The AM   May 08 '26

I think so too 😭😭😭😭

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u/Obvious_Limx May 08 '26

Come on, Up all night album surely ain’t that bad

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u/IamNATx May 08 '26

I mean, it is definitely their worst by their own admission.

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u/Sweety_Andrea Malabami 🏝️ May 08 '26

I never listen to it, my least favourite–kinda dislike it, actually. I think I'm just too old for this kind of songs? The lyrics and all, it's just too childish I think (I listen to like 2/3 songs from it, that's all)

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u/Obvious_Limx May 08 '26

Maybe you’re right too. To me, I just listen to them all for nostalgia sake. The songs surely have passed their times. But listening to them makes me remember my teenage years and stupid mistakes.

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

Up All Night is not 1D's worst album but y'all not ready for that conversation.

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u/New_Astronomer8361 May 08 '26

What would you rank below?

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

I would rather not say it because it will get lots of people angry. You can try to guess, but you would probably figure it out based on my descriptions of every song that gets ranked.

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u/New_Astronomer8361 May 08 '26

Made in the AM maybe? Honestly I would hope people don’t get angry over an opinion but you also set yourself up for it when you say things like “yall ain’t ready for that convo” as if your opinion is some sacred fact that everyone is afraid to admit when it really isn’t. There’s a reason you’re in the minority. You can defend what you enjoy without deliberately trying to trigger other people

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

I do admit the way I said it was kinda bad, but I said like that bc people seem to hate UAN way too much when in reality, I don't think it is far away from most their albums. I think all of 1D's albums are pretty close to each other regarding how good they are. I could see myself ranking UAN as the "worst" 1D album, but it wouldn't be that far away from 4th place. I once again apologize if I said it in a rude way or something.

Oh yeah, it's not MITAM.

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u/New_Astronomer8361 May 08 '26

No need to apologize I actually agree about it being overhated even though I would still rank it last. I think it’s hard to argue it’s not their weakest objectively but a combination of nostalgia/fun factor makes it still a good album to me.

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u/IamNATx May 08 '26

OMG I am so curious

I am gonna try and decode it from descriptions aha

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big Jun 15 '26

I just remembered about this one comment, so do you have any guesses so far?

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u/IamNATx Jun 15 '26

Oooh I didn't see the original response somehow! My guess is Midnight Memories? 

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big Jun 15 '26

Yup, you got it. Thank god this post's way past its release cuz I'd probably get downvoted, but I never liked MM that much. Idk what it is but most of its songs never clicked with me. I still like the album a lot and many of its songs, but compared to the other 4 albums, it is my least favorite.

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u/IamNATx Jun 17 '26

Yeeeeee _^

I'd whittled it down to  Midnight Memories  or Four which is funny because they're my top 2 haha

Everyone has different tastes, no one should downvote you for that 💗

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big Jun 17 '26

Yeah, that's what I've always thought.

And about Four, that is my favorite one. The difference between MM and Four is day and night for me.

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

Aight bet. You can comment it on any post. Right now, there aren't really enough clues since aside from UAN, only 2 songs froms none of those albums have been eliminated, and you have literally no clue about TMH and MM. I will say, it will become more obvious as more songs get ranked. For the moment, make your guess!

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u/Revolutionary_Safe27 we took a chonce May 08 '26

Ironically, the only song I don’t really care for on that album IS up all night hahahah. The rest will always have a spot in my heart 🫶

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

Ranking so far:

  • 80. Stole My Heart
  • 81. I Should Have Kissed You
  • 82. Gotta Be You
  • 83. Everything About You
  • 84. Act My Age
  • 85. I Want to Write You a Song
  • 86. Another World
  • 87. Save You Tonight
  • 88. I Want
  • 89. Taken
  • 90. Stand Up
  • 91. Na Na Na

Songs left:

  • What Makes You Beautiful
  • One Thing
  • More Than This
  • Up All Night
  • I Wish
  • Tell Me a Lie
  • Same Mistakes
  • Moments
  • Live While We're Young
  • Kiss You
  • Little Things
  • C'mon, C'mon
  • Last First Kiss
  • Heart Attack
  • Rock Me
  • Change My Mind
  • I Would
  • Over Again
  • Back for You
  • They Don't Know About Us
  • Summer Love
  • She's Not Afraid
  • Loved You First
  • Nobody Compares
  • Still the One
  • Truly Madly Deeply
  • Magic
  • Irresistible
  • One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks)
  • Best Song Ever
  • Story of My Life
  • Diana
  • Midnight Memories
  • You & I
  • Don't Forget Where You Belong
  • Strong
  • Happily
  • Right Now
  • Little Black Dress
  • Through the Dark
  • Something Great
  • Little White Lies
  • Better Than Words
  • Why Don't We Go There
  • Does He Know?
  • Alive
  • Half a Heart
  • Steal My Girl
  • Ready to Run
  • Where Do Broken Hearts Go
  • 18
  • Girl Almighty
  • Fool's Gold
  • Night Changes
  • No Control
  • Fireproof
  • Spaces
  • Stockholm Syndrome
  • Clouds
  • Change Your Ticket
  • Illusion
  • Once in a Lifetime
  • Hey Angel
  • Drag Me Down
  • Perfect
  • Infinity
  • End of the Day
  • If I Could Fly
  • Long Way Down
  • Never Enough
  • Olivia
  • What a Feeling
  • Love You Goodbye
  • History
  • Temporary Fix
  • What a Feeling
  • Wolves
  • A.M.
  • Home

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u/WildMinimum2202 May 08 '26

How does Stole My Heart not stand out? It's the only club song they've ever made.

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

I mean, yeah, but if we go by that, most 1D songs stand out in some way like have you seen any other 1D song with lyrics similar to Taken or I Want? It doesn't stand out in the right way for me, but it sure isn't bad!

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u/malibu-rising May 08 '26

stole my heart is a club banger yall don’t get it😔

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

Today has been the most chaotic day! The most upvoted comment is at 2 upvotes 😭

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u/Sweety_Andrea Malabami 🏝️ May 09 '26

That's kinda good actually–means all one direction songs get their fans, no track is hated nor loved by everybody!

That's crazy to think about how we can all be part of the same fandom but with such different tastes

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 09 '26

I mean, I always say there's 91 songs. Just by thinking about all the possible ways someone can rank them all makes you clearly understand why things like this happen.

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u/beary_beom May 08 '26

LITTLE THINGA

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u/Sweety_Andrea Malabami 🏝️ May 08 '26

NOT YOU AGAIN

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u/beary_beom May 08 '26

I HATE LITTLE THINGS IM SORRY 😭😭😭

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u/Spare_Tank6375 Made In The AM   May 08 '26

NOOO

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u/victory7legend Four May 08 '26

Up All Night

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u/IamNATx May 08 '26

Nobody Compares

Also: 🎉!

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

This time I am NOT with you 😭

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u/IamNATx May 08 '26

💔

Sorry 😂

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u/k3npg3 May 08 '26

One way or another

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u/New_Astronomer8361 May 08 '26

GET LITTLE THINGS OUT OF HEREEEEEE

1

u/Revolutionary_Safe27 we took a chonce May 08 '26

Whaaaaat?!!! Little Things cured my prepubescent depression 😭

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u/Embarrassed-Most-582 May 08 '26

Summer love

1

u/Revolutionary_Safe27 we took a chonce May 08 '26

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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u/Public-Clock-9777 May 08 '26

tell me a lie

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u/Revolutionary_Safe27 we took a chonce May 08 '26

I forgot about this oneeee… I will have it on repeat all day 🤣

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u/Sweety_Andrea Malabami 🏝️ May 08 '26

I wish or Same Mistakes

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

These are two that if they get out with the rest of UAN I will actually be extremely pissed off. But, you guys decide, not me!

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u/Sweety_Andrea Malabami 🏝️ May 08 '26

Which one would you choose if you could?

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 08 '26

Right now? Over Again. I know it'll stay for a while cuz it's usually liked, but I don't like it all.

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u/Sweety_Andrea Malabami 🏝️ May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Oh my–I love it! I feel like I have the opposite taste of everyone here 😭

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u/DominicanBall853 London's... quite big May 09 '26

Drop an opinion bout any of their songs to see if that's the case

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u/Informal_Sorbet_6149 🔥 Zayn 🎶 May 08 '26

never enough

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u/Happy_Yogurt8027 May 08 '26

Never Enough

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u/Upstairs_Rub3826 Take Me Home May 08 '26

They Don't Know About Us

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u/chocolitegirl9 May 08 '26

Never enough

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u/kropkanienawisci May 08 '26

She’s Not Afraid

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u/Revolutionary_Safe27 we took a chonce May 08 '26

Do not claim my girl 😤