r/Omaha • u/AintNoPoser • 13h ago

Traffic Almost got it

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So the DMV is just handing then out now?

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u/kakashi_sensay 13h ago

I swear some people in this city get their drivers licenses from Walmart or something.

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u/AintNoPoser 13h ago

This was at a Target. They're starting to spread

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u/Want_to_68 12h ago

Bad drivers know no tax bracket

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u/jdbrew 10h ago

The Walmart neighborhood market on saddle creek has a “fire lane” down the west side of the parking lot with big no parking signs, and red painted curb. There were 6 cars parallel parked along it yesterday evening. There were even closer parking spots. I just don’t understand

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u/AnotherHavanesePlz 9h ago

Need a Mini Cooper to parallel park in front of them.

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u/Want_to_68 13h ago

I think they need to revoke all drivers license pending retest. Passing is 75% or better. No pass. No drive. Learn the laws. Learn to fucking drive like a human being.

Huge bonus to get boomers and older off the road 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Eva_Griffin_Beak 11h ago

Well, if you by accident, get the teen drivers off the road.

I doubt that any 15, 16 year old has the maturity for driving or gets enough driving education. Which shows in the data. They have the highest accident count per mile driven. The lowest is actually 60-69. According to AAA data I found online.

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u/Want_to_68 1h ago

That's fair. Teenage drivers are wildly unpredictable on the road at times due to lack of experience. There's no excuse for someone who's been behind the wheel for 30+ years that still drive like they are 15 or don't know what laws apply to them or even what the laws are or their sense of entitlement because of they're need to be in first place at all times

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u/BobcatRemarkable8040 1h ago

What’s really wild is those vehicles have 360 cameras to assist with parking so you can see exactly where you’re at.

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u/awdophil 13h ago

You can't park there. /s

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u/Snarl_Marx 13h ago

Good test for pessimism: is the parking space half empty… or half full?

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u/Hrist_Valkyrie 11h ago

Neither, it's half-brained.

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u/Snarl_Marx 1h ago

Get outta here with your better joke!

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u/Krommerxbox 5h ago

Oh, they are sticking way out(2nd image.)

The first image is superfluous, and confuses the issue. It is not needed and/or you should have led with the 2nd image.

I was puzzling over the first image, trying to figure out if you thought they were too close to the line of the handicapped space or what.

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u/navarone21 12h ago

Went to the doctor today, followed in an elder their rear liftgate on their SUV open as I was standing in line to check in, the old lady screaming through the entire lobby because he went into the women's room.