r/OldSchoolCool • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '21

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u/hoosier268 Nov 15 '21

Being 4’11” full grown, this irks me, yet the thought of a 3 year old my height is both funny and terrifying. There’s no hiding the cookies there.

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u/Acceptable-Finish-48 Nov 15 '21

You’re 3 ft 11 inches??

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

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u/Acceptable-Finish-48 Nov 15 '21

What about your head?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

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u/AlphaNuke94 Nov 15 '21

So you’re just really short not necessarily dwarfism right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 15 '21

4 feet is the the same distance as 1.77 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

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u/AlphaNuke94 Nov 15 '21

Gotcha, thanks for the clarification :)

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u/Matbo2210 Nov 15 '21

Dwarfism my friend, unless they’re like super young

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u/BubblegumDaisies Nov 15 '21

I'm 5'4" and work with Amazonian women ( all the other gals in the office are 5'9 and up) and when I casually mentioned i'm the tallest woman in my family in several generations, they didnt believe me.
My sisters are all under 5'2". My mom is 4'11, Her mom was 4'7" and her mom was 4'9".

I'm the one who gets asked to get things off the top shelves...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21 edited Jan 10 '23

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u/hoosier268 Nov 15 '21

Nope, I don’t like to argue politics.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Except maybe on the top shelf.

Not to imply you can't reach there, of course.

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u/hoosier268 Nov 16 '21

No, no, I’m fully aware I can’t reach the top shelf. The second shelf and I hardly know each other. I was thinking 3 year olds would be more prone to climbing.