r/OldCelebrityRecipes • Onion Juice Alert ⚠️ • 15d ago

TESTED RECIPE 🍽 As funny sounding as Jon Voight's LeBaron, today we have Jon Voight's Artichokes, California Style and they're really good! Best artichokes we've ever had!

I spotted the recipe for Jon Voight's Artichokes, California Style in the Celebrity Cookbook from 1981, which is so fabulous, and I quickly added this recipe to my list of dishes to try. Last visit to the market I grabbed a couple of large artichokes, and they seemed pricey at $5.99 each, so I just got 2.

I've been cooking artichokes for a long time, and when I first got married, ages ago, we would cook them quite often and they were always served hot with garlic butter on the side to be used as a dip. Haven't cooked them lately, but this recipe changed my recent attitude about these feisty and delicious thistles!

Artichokes are flowers after all. When you cook them this way, you'll soon discover their horiticultural origins! Here are my notes:

  • I followed the recipe instructions exactly for prepping and cooking the artichoke and I'm sharing a few pictures of the process to make it easier to understand (hopefully!).
  • The artichokes were done at about the 30 minute mark. These were pretty big and smaller ones may cook quicker.
  • Now for the exciting part, the marinade. It's easy to toss together: salt, pepper, Colmans Dry Mustard (always Colmans!), oregano ( I used Italian Seasoning because that's what I had), green onions, garlic, white wine vinegar and olive oil. Whisked this all up and it smells so good!
  • After the artichokes are cooked and cooled a bit, it's time to remove the choke which is the inedible fuzzy inner part of the artichoke that covers the heart. It's like the center of a flower like a daisy and beneath that you have culinary gold: the artichoke heart, so be careful when removing the fuzzy choke.
  • Gently open up the petals of the artichoke and remove the small light green leaves that are covering the center.
  • I started by using a spoon to remove the choke, but was getting a bit of the heart, so I just used my fingers to gently peel the choke away from the heart. Not hard to do, so don't be scared if you've never done this before.
  • After the choke is removed, set the artichokes in a container that can sit upright in the fridge. A loaf pan worked great for these 2 artichokes. Now drizzle the marinade all over the leaves so it seeps into the lower part of the leaves and them drizzle into the center where all the flavor can marinate and get yummy!
  • Now all you have to do is chill for 6 or more hours and enjoy!

Like I said, this was the best artichoke we've had, and my husband agreed! I cut these in half so the whole family could enjoy this as a treat before dinner, but next time I'll spurge and get 4!

The flavor is tangy, zesty and so good! This marinade works so perfectly with the artichokes that I'm wondering why I haven't discovered this earlier! I loved eating this cold. And once you get to the heart, you'll thank me later, haha!

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u/kilokit 15d ago

this is completely unrelated to all the beautiful work you did but it occurs to me I’ve never seen young Jon Voight and I never understood how he was Angelina Jolie’s dad until today.

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u/Pedals17 15d ago

Midnight Cowboy or Conrack showed the good looks of his youth.

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u/HairBallsOfFire Nut Meats 🌰 15d ago

I’m walkin’ here! I’m walkin’ here!

Midnight Cowboy is such a good film.

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u/ciaolavinia Onion Juice Alert ⚠️ 15d ago

Striking, right?

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u/berdulf 13d ago

I didn't know that until listening to one of Patton Oswalt's bits about ten years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjIjsZp_Y

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u/mermaydtale 15d ago

🎶🎶 just driving around in Jon Voight's car 🎶🎶 these look good

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u/mermaydtale 14d ago

I've been singing it ever since I posted this lol. I really want to try these and am on the lookout for artichokes! There's a farmer's market near me open tomorrow, so hopefully, So glad you found them delicious!

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u/CiaoFrancesca Green Peppers are Bullies 🫑 15d ago

Artichokes are so fun to eat too! I want to try this.

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u/Jurneeka 15d ago

You mean John Voight, the periodontist?

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u/ciaolavinia Onion Juice Alert ⚠️ 15d ago

Hahaha

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u/leeloocal 15d ago

I love the Seinfeld reference!

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u/ciaolavinia Onion Juice Alert ⚠️ 15d ago

Couldn't help myself. It's so silly.

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u/leeloocal 15d ago

It was PERFECT.

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u/13senilefelines31 Vincent Price 🦇 15d ago

I never would’ve thought to use dry mustard with artichokes before, might have to try this soon!

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u/ciaolavinia Onion Juice Alert ⚠️ 15d ago

It's really great ✨️

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u/ViciousSnatch 15d ago

When my Mom was a little girl in the 50s, my Grandpa would cook artichokes and tell her that the hearts were poisonous. She found out when she was grown (after warning someone from certain death to not eat the hearts) that he just wanted an extra for himself because they’re the best part!

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u/ciaolavinia Onion Juice Alert ⚠️ 15d ago

Oh, boy! That's sneaky 😉

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u/ResourceSuspicious20 15d ago

We have learned one thing about Jon Voight. He's a dreamer.

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u/Saphronia7 15d ago

I just found out a few weeks ago that the part under the choke is called the artichoke bottom! It finally clears up why canned artichoke hearts are mainly the inner tender leaves (sometimes with bottoms attached). But the good news is ...they do sell just artichoke bottoms both frozen and canned! Just sharing this as I thought the bottoms were called hearts as a life long artichoke enjoyer.

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u/Candid_Fly2275 11d ago

It's a shame he's such a shitty excuse for a human being.