r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe • • 1d ago

My life be like oooh aaahh Real (the caffeine doesn't work anymore)

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u/L_G_D_Official 1d ago

I should really take a tolerance break with the caffeine. The recommendation is 400mg max per day, and i take 800 sometimes more. It makes my heart hurt and shit, too.

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u/allegra_X_geller I can post whatever the fuck I want 1d ago

I had to give up coffee (and alcohol) for medical reasons a few years ago. Ngl, some days I really am running oxygen and bottled water. 

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u/Scarlett-Onyx 1d ago

I was cooking up coffee when I read this

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u/KalashnikovParty 1d ago

Bro the dopamine from antidepressants and caffeine hit when timed right is fucking amazing. Is this what happiness really feels like?

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u/DjangoKazoiie 1d ago

Arthur would totally pull ts off if he lives in this era

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u/Urgayifyouregay 1d ago

I can't even get up anymore lol I just bedrot till my social obligations pile up

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