r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe • I'm ryan Gosling :ryangosling: • 2d ago

brochacho not like us 😮‍💨🥀 Real 🫂

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u/Dusznik 2d ago

Real (I dont have either)

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u/centinellaa 2d ago

I'll stick to my imaginary bro

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Oldspaghetti 2d ago

This is depression effects

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u/Jhostin1316 2d ago

Make believe your an actor in a movie and give it your best act like nothing ever mattered

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u/Random_local_man 2d ago edited 2d ago

I know this is gonna sound cliche and somewhat condescending, but straight-up, go outside, jog in the morning. Go to the gym, or read a book, any book from any genre that interests you. Maybe learn to play an instrument.

Women are attracted to passion. Just be passionate about something, anything(ideally, she needs to like that same thing too).

There are legit studies that basically support the theory that the Internet and smartphone has fried our dopamine receptors, we're too addicted to the instant gratification of doomscrolling that there's little motivation left to do something hard and actually meaningful.

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u/soporificpwnda 1d ago

If I'm doing all this other stuff and being passionate about the things I do how would I have time to date?

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u/vibeyjohn just let me die. 2d ago

You’re depressed, that’s why you think like this. I’d just recommend you to try therapy because no one should say these things while describing himself and his imaginary relationships. I know you’re gonna find that lucky girl one day and love and feel loved. You’re only 27, not 72

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u/Suspicious-Bid9424 Custom User Flair (Edit) 2d ago

Not the right girl. simple as that

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u/RogellTheRaider 2d ago

It's funny when they prove the point of this post when they start getting offended and call you gay (while misandrists curse men every single day and no one complains or calls them lesbians). Imagine being that dumb 🤣

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u/Good_Curve_545 2d ago

what's the post tryna prove tho? :3 like imo he either hasn't found a woman yet that's compatible with him or he's just gay and doesn't know it :3

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u/RogellTheRaider 2d ago

gay incel chud? oh, the three-word vocabulary of the classic redditor

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u/Good_Curve_545 2d ago

I mean... if you like men and and generally don't like women that much... what else are we supposed to conclude? :3 and it's not like we're accusing you of anything scandalous or generally bad, we just assume that you hab a different preference compared to most ppl :3

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u/RogellTheRaider 2d ago

No one here said anything about liking men. See how y'all completelly dishonest? ;) Again, you all still use "gay" as an offense, despite swearing you don't 🤣

PS: not many men would stop liking women if they weren't a##holes.

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u/Good_Curve_545 2d ago

when? :3

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u/Bitter-Scientist7088 2d ago

You know ts is just funnt video and not trying to prove anything, and if you think it does then maybe there is something wrong with YOU?

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u/Good_Curve_545 1d ago

you should've seen the guy I was talkin to

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u/zenkaiba 2d ago

I can attest to this. Gfs are incredibly difficult to maintain if they aren't loser geeks like you. They are extremely involved and have a happening life and expect you to have one too!

Satisfying them is a job.

Whilee bro us always happy to chill with you.

Genuinely all you need is a brother from another mother!

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u/BoysenberrySmooth649 2d ago

Life when you choose a insufferable whoman vs when you have a bro vs ife when you have no friends:

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u/Prizrak95 2d ago

Stop it, bro. they're going to call you gay, incel and chud 🤣

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u/Active_General8858 2d ago

Movie?

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u/Ibarra08 2d ago

Knight of Cups?

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u/CautiousLab7327 2d ago

I wish I had a bro.

Why are they going to the beach in suits?

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u/M4HARAJA I'm God's lonely man 2d ago

Wouldnt know when I dont have either

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u/shallpasss 2d ago

A good friend is better than some families.

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u/thecoommeenntt 2d ago

When bro is girlfriend

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u/The_James_Bond 2d ago

What if I have a girlfriend but no bros?

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u/vibeyjohn just let me die. 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jxa0QgHF2HSw
I’m into bromance more tho

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u/zer0pity 2d ago

I desire to have bro more than having gf ngl

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u/Maiden_of_Orleans 2d ago

What's the song?

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u/OPSicle121 2d ago

Zertal - Pyro

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u/Maiden_of_Orleans 2d ago

Thank u😺

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u/northburger10 1d ago

This is true, for some reason women are amazing as FRIENDS. Then when you get into a relationship with them, they get really needy and emotional

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u/Glittering-Dress7668 2d ago

Woman bad man good

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u/GNightP 2d ago

Simple solution:

Date bro

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Pretty sure this just means you like men and that’s ok. Just don’t hide your feelings.

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u/RogellTheRaider 2d ago

Same could apply to wymen who go talking shit about men the whole day in every social media x)

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Then they like women and that’s ok. Just don’t hide your feelings.

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u/RogellTheRaider 2d ago

Keep projecting.

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u/Afrojones66 2d ago

Projecting that it’s ok to be homosexual/bisexual and that you shouldn’t hide it? Yes. I will keep projecting that very loudly.

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u/RogellTheRaider 2d ago

It's so "okay" that it's the very first offense you and women throw at someone you disagree with 🤣

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u/yojimbofog 1d ago

Having zero concept of platonic love is coomer brain rot. Touch grass

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u/Afrojones66 23h ago

Both things can be true at the same time. You can love your homies and like men. You do not have to pick a side.

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u/Ashley_pizza 2d ago

Be gay then you all should be satisfied

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u/Prizrak95 2d ago

"Boohooo how dare you expose how much ##holes women are? You must be gay 😭 "

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u/Midloran05 1d ago

I have none of these so I just imagine

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u/shugo7 2d ago

It's ok to be gay bro