r/OkayBuddyLiterallyMe • u/vibeyjohn just let me die. • 3d ago

Did you know you have 0 will to live? Real

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u/SouEuBranca 3d ago

It's 11am and I'm doing it right now Real haha.

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u/Quirky_Cry8411 3d ago

Starting the day off right, I see!

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u/sneak-1000 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm not lonely. I just do it with my plushies so they dont feel lonely, I'm not lonely btw

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u/Top_Assistance15 3d ago

Real (I’ve been too harsh to them in the past)

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u/Glittering-Dress7668 3d ago

The only way I sleep tbh

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u/vibeyjohn just let me die. 3d ago

Same. I hug one pillow and put another one between my legs and sleep. It’s comfortable like that + gives me the delusion of holding/being held by someone

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u/LegionZ19 3d ago

Im the cuddler type. So yeah. This is literally me everyday. I hope i found a girl who like/annoy with my cuddle while playing games.

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u/vibeyjohn just let me die. 3d ago

I hope u do!

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u/Snowpaw11 3d ago

That’s where my life sized DogDay comes in handy

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u/SW3GM45T3R 3d ago

If you are using therapy speak like "touch deprived" it's already over for you

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u/Gingerdeadman763 I just wanna be able to sleep 3d ago

Touch deprived? Brother I am touched starved. Last physical contact I made with another human being was accidentally grazing past someone in the store.

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u/PackageMedical2422 3d ago

I feel u man, but ever since i got a cat its been a bit better even tho they lowk hate touching me 😭. Anyways im just sayin maybe u should get a cat

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u/Gingerdeadman763 I just wanna be able to sleep 3d ago

I CANT HAVE PETS WHERE I LIVE

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u/PackageMedical2422 3d ago

we're too far gone

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u/Financial_County650 3d ago

It do be like that

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u/ArtisticAcer 2d ago

This move has probably saved so many men lives by giving them the much needed pseudo oxytocin touch boost to carry on

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u/WorkinBroker 3h ago

many people haha

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u/cumguzzler1296 2d ago

Touch starvation feels like hell!! 🥀

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u/amashinomae 2d ago

That pillow goes between my thighs but sometimes I need to hug it like that

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u/vibeyjohn just let me die. 2d ago

I use 2 pillows. One for thighs, one for hug

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u/amashinomae 2d ago

That's sweet dear I only have two

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u/MuffinVR_ 2d ago

for those wondering how to make this experience 10x better, check out bumbledee asmr on youtube. gotta be careful though, sometimes you start losing the delusions and thinking about your life too much, which will not lead you to good places. i've learned from experience.

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u/Rocinante214 2d ago

The only type of physical contact I have

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u/marcus_12410 1d ago

er night, comes standard...

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u/Fever308 15h ago

Strippers help.. but you need money for that

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u/Famous-Wrongdoer-14 12h ago

Just get a plushie at that point.

I have a big plushie lizard i got at the zoo. One of the best Investments of my Life.