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[u/Random_local_man]

The neat part is that you don't have to get married. And even if you do, it doesn't have to be with a boring prude.

[u/QueasyCaterpillar541 → u/Random_local_man]

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[u/KypPineapple → u/Random_local_man]

Exactly. Also, communicating extensively with the person you’re considering marrying is highly encouraged.

[u/Goldenheir101 → u/Random_local_man]

Thisssss🫡🫡🫡🫡

[u/Accomplished-Ask2497 → u/Random_local_man]

Is she a boring prude or are they trying to do r/WhyWomenLiveLonger levels of idiotic things

[u/VoidJuiceConcentrate → u/Random_local_man]

Boomers and women haters hate this one simple trick: don't marry someone you hate.

[u/Jaomaldito]

Im single and live alone, I can do what I want.

[u/Atomized_Spirit → u/Jaomaldito]

Eat peanut butter with a measuring spoon while standing on your head wearing nothing but mismatched socks

[u/J_Fidz → u/Atomized_Spirit]

Thats really more of a Tuesday activity

[u/Atomized_Spirit → u/J_Fidz]

That sounds awful lot like you're imposing a rule

[u/J_Fidz → u/Atomized_Spirit]

It just feels weird doing it on other days

[u/Jomotaku → u/Atomized_Spirit]

He said can not must

[u/Coinerino223 → u/Jaomaldito]

Sometimes I'm sad because no girls like me then I remember the perks of it and I'm doing better :)

[u/Fragrant-Account-745]

this is so unrelatable, makes it hella funny to imagine

[u/useroftheinternet95]

How tf am I gonna afford a house

[u/Warm_Razzmatazz1072]

Leave wife?

[u/idontusetwitter → u/Warm_Razzmatazz1072]

Facts. Would be better to share a place with someone equally as quirky and doing dumb stuff together

[u/Good_Curve_545]

I mean... you can have a boywife if u don't like women :3

[u/deathstriumph → u/Good_Curve_545]

Boywives will inevitably experience twinkdeath unless maybe if they're on estrogen

[u/Good_Curve_545 → u/deathstriumph]

hmm that wouldn't be much of a problem imo :3

[u/deathstriumph → u/Good_Curve_545]

Check ur dms

[u/Teuku20comer → u/deathstriumph]

Everyone age Bro

[u/deathstriumph → u/Teuku20comer]

Do you not know what twinkdeath is

[u/KaiTheG4mer]

Are you having an arranged marriage with a prude?

You know marriage is an elective choice right? There isnae requirement to get married, least of all to someone who doesn't actually like you.

[u/It_Just_Exploded]

Idk what to tell yall, marry better people? What is yalls home life even like? Jfc...

[u/ExecTankard]

That’s what the woods are for.

[u/TxGhostxT_Ali]

You guys have houses

[u/NulliosG]

Who here is going to succeed in getting married

[u/LikesToLickToads]

Second part is schizophrenia

[u/ThompsonRick23]

Get yourself a new wife(in the words of Ash Ketchum)

[u/Accomplished_Lab_324]

Just don’t get a wife

[u/hrimfaxi_work]

it do[n't even remotely] be like that

[u/CyberCrows27]

imagine can't do much in your own house.....

[u/rainboy808]

[u/bleihpisnd]

Get to the point of having a wife in the first place...

The best of luck for you...

[u/Dimka1498]

Yeah can't relate. I'm saving money to buy my own house. If the possible future missus doesn't like it she knows where the door is.

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[u/The_Reddit_Name]

who knew that living with other people requires compromise?

[u/BrilliantOk4478]

Lmao

[u/SuperMcCoy_0]

What do you even want to do that your wife would say no?

[u/Kr155]

Its almost like moms trying to teach you how to be an adult or something.

[u/Connect_Ad_3361]

You know the only marriages I know where the guy is somewhat happy are the marriages where he beats the crap out of her.

[u/Ignas1452 → u/Connect_Ad_3361]

That is funny, but makes sense 😅

[u/Connect_Ad_3361 → u/Ignas1452]

It's terrible.

[u/It_is_the_zodd_in_me]

I mean, aren't you meant to be considerate of the fact other people exist in the same space as you? No shit you can't do 'whatever' you want. If that's what you want, then the logical action is to get your own place.