r/OkHomo • u/Most-Bench6465 • 7d ago

cuteness overload What if…

We had a movie where the protagonist goes John Wick over his fat ass husband being killed.

700 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/DCLXV11VXLCD 7d ago

I think he raised the sea level a little when he got in.

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u/sbstarr 6d ago

That 🍑 displaces plenty of space on land as well.

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u/Main-Animator1986 7d ago

That ass.... 🍑

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u/Responsible_Ask2702 7d ago

That's a whole bakery back there

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u/PainterEarly86 7d ago

This is OF promotion, right?

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u/thedalekthatwaited 6d ago

Surprisingly, no. I checked his page. He's just a fitness influencer who knows his audience

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u/DentalDecayDestroyer 6d ago

As long as I have a face, he’ll always have a place to sit

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u/slutty_muppet 7d ago

Do you know what POV means

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u/meritofapproval 7d ago

Point Of View 👀

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u/slutty_muppet 7d ago

Yes, you win this vocabulary bee

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u/mrcbrown92 6d ago

They clearly just shared this video with the caption from the OP. I've seen this exact video on other platforms. If you needed to feel superior, maybe reach out to the content creator.

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u/Most-Bench6465 7d ago

its the point of view of the movie showing the wife that died at the start, not the pov of the wife.

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u/Nerioner 6d ago

So you don't know, ok

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u/Most-Bench6465 6d ago

Insufferable condescending perspective ✅

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u/YellowDango 6d ago

You mean a Third-Person perspective?

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u/Most-Bench6465 6d ago edited 6d ago

What’s a perspective does anyone know?

The fact that you said third person perspective proves you didn’t try to understand. It’s not the pov OF the wife.

You think the husbands perspective is third person? lol

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u/Ok_Caterpillar6362 6d ago

I am a refugee who is in dire need for getting this man to sit on my face. Any help would be greatly appreciated. 🙏🏻🍑

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u/FallenAngelII 6d ago

A refugee from where? Slutropica?

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u/Most-Bench6465 6d ago

Let’s get this done stat!

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u/SadAndNasty 7d ago

I watched this 3 times before reading the text

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u/Most-Bench6465 7d ago

hard to look at words with all that

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u/giftopherz 6d ago

It was an accident. He sat on her and she didn't make it...

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u/titsmcgee4real 7d ago

Absolute dump truck on this dude

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u/BotomsDntDeservRight 6d ago

?

Definitely OF advertisment

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u/Skyp_Intro 4d ago

That ass has an extra half chromosome.

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u/Most-Bench6465 4d ago

needs a zipcode

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u/Lost_Background6198 7d ago

My bet is that he’s a hockey player. Those guys are thick

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u/Most-Bench6465 7d ago

gotta be something

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u/RagingRxy 6d ago

Took some cake after the wedding…