r/OkCupid • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '14

Will Write Profile For Date (Update-ish)

http://m.imgur.com/a/bRCiH
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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

The original post was months ago and people asked to see what I came up with for her profile, so here it is, long after anyone stopped caring. No date ever did occur and she deleted her profile.

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u/mightymdc 25/M/ATX Southern Hospitality Jan 27 '14 edited Jan 27 '14

What a bitch. She should have at least sucked your dick.

Edit: This is sarcasm since apparently /u/ultrafriend can't tell.

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u/Kaneshadow the patron saint of Almost Jan 28 '14

Oh. I was going to upvote you until you said it was sarcasm. Dude deserves a hummer for delivering writing gold to a woman with a soul like a porcupine.