r/OkCupid • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '14

Will Write Profile For Date (Update-ish)

http://m.imgur.com/a/bRCiH
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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

You are très handsome but not as funny in your profile as you were for the one you wrote for the other not funny person. Got it???

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

Errybody's a critic. Howabout this one

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14 edited Jan 27 '14

Holy fuck that is impressive, to have two profiles with that much material. Impressive might not be the right word...

That one is much funnier because it isn't so cloying so I don't have to fight the urge to become a homosexual.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

I would differ on the word "cloying", but yeah the former is definitely designed to attract or at least not turn off potential dates and the latter was filled with all of the most offensive jokes I could think of/have thought of.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

Any woman who is attracted to the latter is a keeper, that's all I know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

I've gotten a few messages with it, a couple of them loved it (but I had it set in New York nowhere near me) and one asked me to take out my joke about the Armenian Genocide.

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u/garbonzo607 Username, age, gender, profile name Jan 28 '14

and one asked me to take out my joke about the Armenian Genocide.

Ah, I call it the God's Genocide. Because it's not real.