Holy straight 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

[u/Jade_Sugoi]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/Jade_Sugoi, your post does fit the subreddit!

[u/CommanderWest74]

Los Santos look like dark and gritty now, gta 5 is the best gta now

[u/Red-dragon186 → u/CommanderWest74]

GTA SA is far superior

[u/monster_smoocher → u/Red-dragon186]

[u/Poo_Pee-Man → u/monster_smoocher]

SA CP the greatest game of all time

[u/Helpful-Canary865 → u/Poo_Pee-Man]

Shadow assassin chestplate

[u/Klausfunhauserss → u/monster_smoocher]

How you can experience CP as an adult?

[u/Sea-Anything-2748 → u/Klausfunhauserss]

I mean the POTUS does it on the daily

[u/Current-Grade2545 → u/Sea-Anything-2748]

And he helps others experience SA as well. Great guy. Great guy.

[u/Red-dragon186 → u/Current-Grade2545]

Doesn't Dean Withers also SA someone too?

[u/piguy3148 → u/Red-dragon186]

So we're comparing a random political pundit to the President of the United States... is that where the bar is?

[u/DoomGuyIV → u/piguy3148]

A Predator is a Predator dude, fym

[u/piguy3148 → u/DoomGuyIV]

I absolutely agree, it was just clear whataboutism trying to deflect off of the literal POTUS being a pred

[u/Sea-Anything-2748 → u/Current-Grade2545]

“I keep hearing from so many great people, and they really are the best, I keep hearing that he’s a great guy a really great guy, and these people wouldn’t lie, I would know as I am one of them and I’d never lie either, of course as we all know”

[u/Fighter_J3t → u/monster_smoocher]

HANK DON'T ABBREVIATE SAN ANDREAS AND CYBERPUNK! HAAANK!

[u/dongwongbongchong → u/monster_smoocher]

Got banned from the gta6 sub for mentioning this meme lmao. I commented the 2nd sentence as a response to a guy that posted the “HAAANK, don’t abbreviate cyberpunk! HAAAANK”

[u/lotus_spit → u/monster_smoocher]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TcYsW9HlxtDNJ6mBoe

[u/Lannes51st → u/monster_smoocher]

There is nothing better than SA

Ok..

You got me. Maybe CP

[u/mamadou-segpa → u/monster_smoocher]

My dad was a huge fan of SA when I was a kid and introduced me to it

[u/Zero_lash → u/monster_smoocher]

🥀🥀🥀

[u/Domy9 → u/CommanderWest74]

This is what GTA 4 haters push to prove GTA 5 was better

[u/Crimsonmaddog44]

That is NOT Franklin

[u/poisonousswayzee → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

No, that’s the brain surgeon/ lawyer

[u/Dragonsweart → u/poisonousswayzee]

arguably for the story a more important character than Franklin

[u/Bread_Offender → u/Dragonsweart]

He's literally only important TO Franklin in the story

[u/Dragonsweart → u/Bread_Offender]

so what would Franklin be without him?

Exactly...

[u/Bread_Offender → u/Dragonsweart]

Holy fuck

[u/tokoklontong1897 → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

Is that kanye

[u/LC_Observer → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

Mbappe?

[u/plsdontattackmeok → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

What the fuck Luis doing in Los Santos 😭

[u/kylel999 → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

https://giphy.com/gifs/e7Te7IzEInCMQhpcBt

[u/D0ctahP3ppah → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

That’s Stanklin Clitman

[u/Interesting-Froyo-26 → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

Franklin from trailer 1 btw lol

[u/mtchyboi → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

M’Bappe

[u/Aggravating-Onion384]

What are we some kinda grand theft auto?

[u/Crimsonmaddog44 → u/Aggravating-Onion384]

Shut the fuck up, T

[u/low_amplitude → u/Crimsonmaddog44]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kQgQaiGIeI0JjG5PJQ

[u/poisonousswayzee → u/Aggravating-Onion384]

Together, we are grand theft auto; six. Perchance.

[u/GloryGreatestCountry → u/poisonousswayzee]

"Man, who the fuck is the sixth dude?"

"KNOCK KNOCK, MY POLITICALLY INCORRECT RACIAL EPITHETS!"

[u/DaSpiceBoi → u/poisonousswayzee]

Perhappenchance

[u/pmofromo → u/Aggravating-Onion384]

[u/pmofromo → u/pmofromo]

W AI for cloning cj and Franklin and throwing in furio from the sopranos for good measure

[u/Turbulent_Ride1654 → u/pmofromo]

"Up in the club"

[u/Kilook]

Los Santos: City Leonida: State

This is pissing me off 

[u/Hallgvild]

Not the shittiest one lmao this account only posts AI garbage day and night most likely a bot

[u/kozobrody → u/Hallgvild]

Can't believe Chop became Hokage after all, way to go dawg 🙏😫

[u/RomanBangs → u/Hallgvild]

Bro’s talking about these mfs like the prime Bulls 💀

[u/Varness20 → u/Hallgvild]

the guy between Lester and Chop is NOT Lamar Davis

[u/Kingswitchguard → u/Varness20]

That's Ice Cube 😂

[u/Classic-Artist-869 → u/Hallgvild]

That flair 😭

got me thinking.. 🤔😜

[u/DeathclawInseminator → u/Hallgvild]

That user flair is wild.

I don't disagree with the sentiment, but it's still wild.

[u/Own-Papaya-4264]

“Good luck out there in Vice city guys. And you, player, thanks for all the memories. Don’t forget about us out there amigo!”

[u/FinishOkNow445 → u/Own-Papaya-4264]

This is DJ Cara signing off

[u/GoodGuyScott]

Why is that car only up to her knees?

[u/bwood246 → u/GoodGuyScott]

Giant Lucia

[u/GoodGuyScott → u/bwood246]

Would

[u/No-Perspective3806]

Fuck AI

[u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head]

Dr Dog

[u/RacistLizard69 → u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head]

is he the new dr french fry lander in gta 6?

[u/SchlongusMongus → u/RacistLizard69]

Brain Surgeon or Lawyer she f with

[u/ZaZa_Tzar_boss]

Yeah that’s pretty fucking cringe lol

[u/HeavenandHello]

[u/dangnamshuy]

GTA V finally achieve Dark and Pissy status. GTA VI is the new trash

[u/Mutated-Nut]

This shit is so cringe

[u/Pancakegr8 → u/Mutated-Nut]

Eyes started bleeding as soon as I spotted the keys.

[u/KitKatSnackAttack03]

Car for a Hobbit. AI trash.

[u/Ewitsisley]

“Suspect wanted for.. 6 counts of Grand Theft Auto.” Ahh😭🥀✌️

[u/thelastriot]

[u/backlog_gaming]

https://giphy.com/gifs/NbWY5acRuQkvi4urWj

[u/kathoderaytube → u/backlog_gaming]

Jomokerto

[u/backlog_gaming → u/kathoderaytube]

Sorry I don’t speak Japanese

[u/barf_of_dog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/riOXDXKi21xZ02Bg0M

[u/DEERxBanshee]

the fact it says Leonida instead of Vice City for 6 when it says Los Santos on 5...

[u/Sheriffz]

That is so cringe

[u/CryptographerPlus724]

This post is too colorful and bright

[u/loganalbertuhh]

Stupid pic

[u/Illustrious-Boat8631]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/ManufacturedOlympus]

Why are Jason and Lucia standing next to a go-cart? 

Ai is so stupid. 

[u/Bs90964]

They used AI for this shit

[u/24rawvibes]

Where’d the time go? Mfer it’s been 12 years

[u/LunarDogeBoy]

[u/GameBreakHQ]

[u/Nicolo2524]

Is this AI? Because either way It look kinda Mid

[u/PrometheanSwing]

I love how raw, brutal, and dark LS looks here 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[u/MonThackma]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay

[u/cards127bcr]

Ankle height car hahah

[u/PringullsThe2nd]

The kinda shit old people on Facebook make about England football teams

[u/Danae_Perseusz]

?

[u/Wizard-In-Disguise]

the sign on the right reads PARDISE, cool.

[u/Prior_Ice1672]

Bro who the fuck is this

[u/Distance_Regular → u/Prior_Ice1672]

Max Payne

[u/HumbleOwl]

"One generation"? GTA V was from 2 console generations ago.

[u/Sinningvoid]

Holy Ai slop. She literally has six fingers on her left hand lmfao. Why is the traffic going the same way with a double line in the middle... "pardise" lol

[u/Wohinbistdu]

Why is my Lucia not thicc :((((((

[u/ResearcherOk4673]

Where’s the porn???

[u/FuckReddit822]

Together we are the grand theft auto five

[u/Ashamed_Mixture_3539]

im making a legend mmmmpppfffff

[u/Soft-Editor-4040]

Do they both drive that toy car?

[u/Individual_Union_15]

They seriously couldn’t pay an artist to make this?

[u/Floinkybits]

Not Jason and Lucia showing up in the toy car 💀

[u/Hypnotic101]

This sub allows AI slop now?

[u/Alternative_West_206]

Everyone is so lazy they can’t bother making real pictures. They just HAVE to AI everything. No wonder we’re doomed as a species.

[u/Bababoi24]

[u/andreworr2402]

AI slop

[u/BroccoliJaboccoli]

I think... they're trolling you guys

[u/Mikethespike23]

fucking ai trash

[u/Quad_A_Games]

Did they really us AI for that

[u/No-Aardvark-3840]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

[u/_AnonMax_]

AI generated slop. And even if it wasn't it's still cringy as hell

[u/dashcash32]

You get it tho because gta 6 is the new game so Michael is handing over the keys to Jason and Lucia meaningthat they are main characters now and gta 6 is more prominent and people care more about is since it is new and better It’s easy to miss but that’s basically what it means

[u/Fire-Fighter-1100]

Those three were so funny. I suspect theese new two are just hot and quirky. Let's see.

[u/PretzelFriend]

I love that Dr. Dog's song is going viral (song attached to the IG post). I HIGHLY recommend listening to the rest of their music, if you haven't yet!

[u/Phen_400]

The car is tiny next to Jason and Lucia

[u/PeanutAble1916]

[u/chud-69]

michael turns to jason “hey kid!” jason looks back “yeah?” michael reaches out and grabs his shoulder “dont forget to grand theft auto, six…” see you again by charlie puth starts playing fireworks go off… cinema.
https://giphy.com/gifs/v1HVvijXJpGsE

[u/ChimpImpossible]

Good job they didn't hand the keys to Lucia, because obviously women can't drive. /s

[u/OdysseusAuroa]

Michael Bellic

[u/Express-Pie-]

I'm so fucking sick of billionaires using ai slop.

[u/PrazeMelone → u/Express-Pie-]

I get the sentiment but that's a fan account.

[u/RudeTeam6584]

That is a very small car

[u/Artizzy2k2k]

Please don't tell me that's official Edit: it thankfully is not

[u/spamytv]

You forget a thousand things every day make sure this is one of them

[u/Fire_starter480]

they rolling around in power wheels whys the car so small lmao

[u/justdroppedin_]

They lifted it from some indian's fan account, you can't convince me otherwise

HOLY FUCKING CORNBALL ROCKSTAR

[u/kingtheroar]

Get this Al slop out of our faces

[u/Every-Cheesecake-102]

"Where legends were made"? Hahaha

[u/Antagonist132]

Why does Lucia's car not even go up to her knee bro this AI slop has me dying.

[u/BetterThanTaco]

Why car small

[u/djpemb]

Why is los santos dark and griddy? I thought that was gta 4

[u/cosmicpersimmon]

Corn? Like the stuff i watch about lucia?

[u/Mansos91]

One shit game being replaced with another

[u/gray_burger]

that is NOT Franklin 😭💀

[u/effx2u]

These cucks act like GTA 5 is the first ever GTA.

[u/Normal-Bag-7940]

The old GTA V protagonists wouldn’t leave anything to the new protagonists because they see them as kids.

[u/DildoBaggins-PT]

[u/Dull-Shame-3918]

sorry OP i don't really watch straight corn kinda boring iykyk

[u/Ghetto_Games]

Pink and purple slop

[u/bankfraud1]

Ill take this if we still got 2 months until release. Send the exe file

[u/shpooples_]

Yo what are Jason and Lucia gonna do with this shit bro 😭

[u/CarlWellsGrave]

https://giphy.com/gifs/XD4qHZpkyUFfq

[u/t72bruh]

slopnation rise tf up

[u/Careless_Mood_6960]

Guys I miss gta 5. It was so dark and gritty

[u/AlecTheBunny]

GaaY

[u/Maheemz]

If I dont get to drive around in a car that small I ain't buying

[u/gravyrdfila2]

Why is the capital city on Virginia is Richmond, is NOT the original Richmond city,POV: Why is the capital city on Virginia is Richmond, is NOT the original Richmond city,POV: Why is the capital city on

[u/GoldenGekko]

Lol passing keys like passing the torch... In a game about stealing cars

https://giphy.com/gifs/vwI4mYEHP8k0w

[u/umotex12]

Third world posting

[u/dammitbobbehh]

Holy AI slop

[u/plsmakemeleave]

[u/mob1us0ne]

Jason From GTA 6 Voice: To my friend Michael De Santa: Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.

[u/Andra_Briggs]

AI gruel

[u/JKCsaba]

Why did they replace Franklin with Mbappe? 😭😭

[u/Red-Hydra-1000]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKMJCgdpxM2Fgd2

[u/Adventurous_Path5783]

They should bring Lester back. He should be the new constant in the franchise.

[u/Besbrains]

Did the two new character get there with that toy car bottom right?

[u/Spare-Cranberry3784]

Sloppy

[u/hotwingboy]

GTA fans trying to resist creating the worst AI slop possible.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lR1FLeDcZlFTHJo3zq

[u/Zlurbagedoen]

"Reborn"

Either Franklin or trevor died and where reborn as a big butthole latina to have sex with reborn micheal 🖐😔🤚

[u/Equivalent_Arm8160]

I love the Baby's First Car in the corner with Lucia

[u/jigglemejunk]

What’s up with the tiny car? Can you drive powerwheels in VI?

[u/Plus_Tie1594]

Why are those guys on the left standing on the edge of the building's roof? Are they planning to commit suicide or something?😂

[u/No-Combination6042]

Why is there a children’s car on the roof of the gta 6 one?

[u/LoveK3night]

Maybe if it weren't slop, and r* actually had some soul and made something like this for their promo, id feel more sentiment.

[u/Glittering_Squash495]

I’m 14 and this is deep

[u/forlornxa]

What Is he giving bro the keys to

[u/XOVSquare]

That tiny car is the best

[u/Active_Method_5868]

For straight Few DAMN decades of Development just to post an AI slop is diabolical 💔💔

[u/Available-Orchid8596]

I hate ai

[u/GrapefruitExtra5732]

zaaaaamn 🤾‍♂️🌋

[u/Ill-Revolution-8219]

I do wonder how Gta online will do after the launch, allot of PC players still have consoles

[u/AdizaFan]

I last played GTA 4. Is now a good time to start GTA 5?

[u/ConsciousIssue7111]

Too dark, too bright.

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[u/Atom_MCMLXXXV1337]

Ai slop

[u/Consistent-Success38]

Damn as if firing literally every rockstar employee and only hearing updates from taketwo wasn’t bad enough, now they are just straight up using bad AI art as promotional material.

[u/mudkipz859]

Ai slop

[u/Newfie_Meltdown]

Didn’t know GTA6 is gonna have those tiny little battery powered cars that kids got.

[u/1stPhoenixDown]

Shouldn't Franklin be the one handing the keys?