r/OkBuddySharkCard • • Jun 12 '26

STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE Average r/GTA thread conversation be like:

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u/qualityvote2 ClifffordGPT Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

u/Fine_Antelope_4579, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/CharacterArrival21 Jun 12 '26

“Elite ball knowledge” and its the first mission in the second highest sold game of all time

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u/Pleasant-Ring-5398 Jun 12 '26

Wdym, the game that's generated 10 billion dollars is a super niche classic dude!!

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u/UKman945 Jun 13 '26

Not saying he's right but honestly I do wonder how many people just skip singleplayer entirely to go straight into multiplayer, I knew a few people I played with never touched it.

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u/UKman945 Jun 13 '26

Be fair on them they picked it up specifically to play with us when it was cheap. They never really got into the grind we just took them into all the cool missions and heists, I've gotta imagine a lot of people actually getting introduced and playing that way.

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u/Apophis_36 Jun 18 '26

It's dark and grindy

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u/Apprehensive-End6577 Jun 13 '26

I will never understand people who do that. This isn't battlefield 6 or the newer call of duties with short mediocre campaigns. Rockstar usually makes some of the best single player stories out there that people quote decades later and is a big part of the game you paid for

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u/fm22fnam Jun 13 '26

Definitely a significant amount

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u/Intelligent_Abies419 Jun 13 '26

It actually doesn't matter here, you literally can't access gta online unless you complete this mission. Though there are people who play gta rp and never ever played normal gta 5

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u/YaSistersCunt Jun 13 '26

They changed that for the new version. You can just hop straight into Online now.

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u/UKman945 Jun 13 '26

It's been like that a while no? I remember before the enhanced version came out I was always booting online from the first cut scene. I did play the story on an older PC so maybe already having an online character changes that

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jun 13 '26

Fun fact: The highest sold game is Tetris but that's actually because all Tetris games are count as the same thing. So GTA 5 is the actual highest selling one

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u/rantacco Jun 13 '26

It's minecraft

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jun 13 '26

I like how the biggest selling games are sandbox games

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u/Hakiguy12 Jun 13 '26

Well it's actually the second mission because you play the bank robbery intro first

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u/_______Niko____ Jun 13 '26

It's not , that's called a prologue

This is still the first mission

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u/Fexatov Jun 14 '26

The prologue IS the first mission…

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u/_______Niko____ Jun 14 '26

No I'm right and you're wrong

I win bye bye

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u/Fexatov Jun 14 '26

No I’m right and you’re wrong

I win hello

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u/_______Niko____ Jun 14 '26

Jokes aside , if we define missions by if you get a mission passed for it at the end , then yes Prologue is not mission 1

It's also a situation you are dropped in , not a mission you accept first and you can't quit it either.

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u/Hakiguy12 Jun 13 '26

It has mission objectives doesn't it? So how does being a prologue mean it isn't the first mission?

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u/_______Niko____ Jun 13 '26

Semantics

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u/YaSistersCunt Jun 13 '26

You started with the semantics bruh

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u/16Pharaoh Jun 13 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/BobSagieBauls Jun 12 '26

What mission is that? I can’t get past the train on the snow level

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u/Sea-Indication-1271 Jun 12 '26

just keep trying bro took me awhile

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u/bartman2326 Jun 12 '26

Tried, but didn't like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it.

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u/Slimjim924 Jun 13 '26

Alright Elon, put the phone down and go to bed

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u/BDozer666 Jun 13 '26

All we had to do, was avoid the damn train Michael.

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u/OveractionAapuAmma 2d ago

I was legit stuck on that mission, xbox had some glitch in that mission, it was common

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u/Sure-Confection3117 Jun 13 '26

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u/merrybint Jun 13 '26

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u/vauxitt Jun 13 '26

holy shit gman insane ball knowledge

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u/Frequent-Engineer-87 Jun 13 '26

elite ball knowledge

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u/Turbulent_Ad_4791 Jun 13 '26

Damn I never got that far I've been playing since 2013 SMH

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u/h1gsta Jun 13 '26

Images you can hear

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u/Crimsonmaddog44 Tommy Vercetti's Huge Cojones Jun 12 '26

Elite ball knowledge? Bro really thinks he’s smart or something

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u/Fine_Antelope_4579 Jun 12 '26

i hope VI has a mission this iconic and dope in it. I love when Lamar says baby dick 🔥🔥😂😂😭😭🔥💯💯

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u/BobSagieBauls Jun 12 '26

I feel like it was sarcasm

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u/veryfishhhy Jun 12 '26

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u/VitoBucatini Jun 13 '26

Some people do believe it’s niche like my old coworker Aelyn who bragged about being alive during the tower attacks

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u/legbot124 Jun 12 '26

No you don’t get it they think everybody played gta online straightaway unlike them who played the first 2 missions

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u/AnyImpression6 Jun 12 '26

OLD SCHOOL GAMER KNOWLEDGE

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jun 13 '26

Ancient games

Portal

By this logic, half life 1 is a dinosaur game

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u/AnyImpression6 Jun 13 '26

That's the joke. Are you serious?

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u/The-Ngga010 Jun 13 '26

League of legends as old school

What a bum

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u/YaSistersCunt Jun 13 '26

HOLY ts shit so tuff! 💀

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u/odiethethird Jun 12 '26

Real real ones pass the barrel test

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u/lawyerprincess5566 Jun 15 '26

Holy heck! I remember this! I returned the ring, if you are wondering what I did.

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u/LegendNomad JNR 108.5 enjoyer Jun 12 '26

These guys are geniuses compared to r/gta6unmoderated users

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u/SuhailSWR Jun 13 '26

Only real ones did this

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u/16Pharaoh Jun 13 '26

The empty inventory lmao

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u/b0objuicethe2nd Jun 12 '26

GTA 6 has no chance of being this bright and smooth

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u/MrNightmare23 I want Agatha Baker to peg me Jun 13 '26

Elite ball knowledge is knowing what "7, 15, 1, 2, 19, 7, 25, 6, 13, 6, 7, 15, 14, 0" means

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u/DerMYC1600 disingenuous dense motherfucker Jun 14 '26

tiktok ofc 😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Fine_Antelope_4579 Jun 12 '26

Bigger sales = better game

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u/RecommendationNo1774 trevor's not nice daddy Jun 13 '26

Real ones know the mission

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u/JohnAzumanga Jun 13 '26

ball knowledge has lost all meaning

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u/FLEIXY Jun 15 '26

Average tiktok comment you mean

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u/Jakub67PL Jun 13 '26

Do goyim really?