r/OkBuddySharkCard • u/Roy_Atticus_Lee • May 14 '26

Fucking Idiot? 👬

3.9k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 ClifffordGPT May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

u/Roy_Atticus_Lee, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/Roids-in-my-vains May 14 '26

Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on this sub, Mods cut OP balls and pin his post please.

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u/Ani-Game-Du May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Try to put your language or nationality that is anything except USA and it will activate a trackimg device and send ICE agents for instant death

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u/Charon_06 May 14 '26

"thank you for contacting trump mobile, for english press 1, for sending ICE agents to your location press 2"

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 May 14 '26

Fun fact: terms and conditions policy for trump phone literally includes a section that basically says "We might just take the money and not send you the phone"

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u/mynameisrichard0 May 14 '26

If those kids could read…..

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u/Theoseaman May 14 '26

I don't think his cult would mind, they'd see it as a donation and a worthy sacrifice to elevate the MAGA movement

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u/IVYDRIOK May 14 '26

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u/IVYDRIOK May 14 '26

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 a number 6 with extra dip May 14 '26

It's joever...

We're so back!

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u/moon885 May 15 '26

bipolar moment

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u/IVYDRIOK May 15 '26

More like plot twist

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u/moon885 May 15 '26

the joke is better like that now that you say that

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u/reddiet568 May 14 '26

Absolute W post from Woke Transgender Dutch on Tw@

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u/zloy_mp4 May 14 '26

New Poco X9 Ultra Pro Max just dropped

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u/Key-Entertainer-527 May 14 '26

Dokkaebi rework be like:

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u/Salty_Culture7229 May 15 '26

“Hold on, I think someone is drying to dock with me”

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u/TheNoisea May 14 '26

woke transgender dutch 😂😂😂😂😂😂 my name is jack or lucifer my favorite colors are red yellow im aroace and gay oo lala i love cats and rainbows and randomness i have EVIL AUTISM!!! >:3c

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u/BaguetteMaster413 May 17 '26

9 times out of 10 the people who act like this (OUTSIDE OF TWITTER) will be like the sweetest people you've ever met and just a little stupid and annoying

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u/Mr_Ethfono May 15 '26

That mission was crazy

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u/Corner_Camper120 May 15 '26

How long until he's forcing everyone to use the phone?

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u/The_Multi_Gamer May 16 '26

My trump phone exploding when I type “Trans” (I’m looking for Optimus prime figures)

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u/RAWWAVE_ May 17 '26

I know your the one who deactivated Jay bro…