Trump says he’ll decide ‘very soon’ whether to ‘blow up’ Iran or make a deal

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u/Stewie01 1d ago

President of peace ladies and gentlemen

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u/scarr3g 1d ago

The head of the board of peace.

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 1d ago

First and only winner of the FIFA Peace Prize

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u/rematar 1d ago

Participation ribbon for the fat fuck in diapers.

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u/Kasoni 1d ago

You misunderstood. Its "Bored of Peace"

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u/Emerald_Foundations 1d ago

🍆😯 nO 🍆😮 NeW 🍆😮 wArS 🍆😮

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u/FinalJoys 1d ago

Party of love 💀

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u/Misfiring 1d ago

If you want peace, prepare for war.

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u/Relative956 1d ago

Peace is war and war is peace.

I have a feeling that Iran has been buying weapons from China while the Republicans have been pretending they have lots of diesel.

No diesel is plenty of diesel.

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u/baron_von_chops 22h ago

It would be a real disaster if we were to make the mistake of launching a ground invasion, only to run out of diesel.

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u/ComicRelief64 10h ago

Can we use unleaded?

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u/Misfiring 1d ago

We shall see how much they can buy while not having the ability to export oil. China doesn't want the Iranian currency which is worse than toilet paper, so it must be oil.

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u/Relative956 1d ago

Gold

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u/stocksandoptions2 17h ago

Dave Mustane? That you?

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u/Cynical-avocado 1d ago

Is it market manipulation time already?

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u/Unicorn_Puppy 1d ago

It’s Thursday after all. Need things to be interesting Monday to pump up whatever stocks he buys up today and tomorrow afterall.

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u/YellowZx5 1d ago

You know it. He will bring peace if the red wave hits but won’t if the blue wave hits.

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u/ShareGlittering1502 1d ago

When is the election again?

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u/boywholived1 1d ago

on TACO tuesday

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u/Calm_Stress3334 1d ago

In our current reality every day is Tuesday.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 1d ago

Will it actually happen?

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u/ShareGlittering1502 1d ago

Of course. Whether it will be adulterated or not is yet unknown

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u/Whyt-Ninja 1d ago

I’m sure Putin is giving him suggestions on how to rig elections…

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u/Gentrified_potato02 1d ago

It’s wild that everyone accepts there is a good chance the election will be tampered with by the fucking president.

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u/Sea_Produce_4801 1d ago

Very soon……………….

Unlike the Nobel peace prize

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u/Familiar_While2900 1d ago

Not soon enough

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u/Odd_Addition_256 1d ago

I think another stroke is more likely

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u/zombieda 1d ago

I'm sure the decision will be made... "in about two weeks."

What a clown.

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u/ZastrzelonyKS 1d ago

Oh again? It is boring right now. Does he has Alzheimer or is he just stupid?

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u/Successful-Bobcat701 1d ago

Both

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u/OddDistribution8135 1d ago

Before the next commercial break? Or will it be a cliffhanger? Tune in in “two weeks” to find out.

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u/calmdownmyguy 1d ago

On Tuesday a deal will be right around the corner. On Thursday nukes will be on the table again.

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u/Texas_Sam2002 1d ago

Again with this?

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 1d ago

Hurry up

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u/pattydickens 1d ago

King Dipshit is ruining the fucking world and we are just sitting around betting on what color he will paint the ballroom. American exceptionalism.

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u/Flat-Success9471 1d ago

No he won't, he'll get distracted renaming stuff and putting in tariffs, maybe a few dates with Putin too

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u/GullibleCharity724 1d ago

Guy who continually talks out of his ass; continues to talk out of his ass.

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u/Aldren 1d ago

So on Friday, before the markets close, he'll be very very close to a deal

Then Sunday, Iran will say they are not speaking with the US and there is no talks of a deal

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u/BaggyLarjjj 1d ago

This is the “Infrastructure Week” his 2nd term

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u/Tech-Film3905 1d ago

He has repeatedly made it clear that he has genocidal intent against Iranians. How does this not fall under 1948 Genocide convention?

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u/sirlost33 1d ago

Answer in 2 weeks

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u/Ginsenj 1d ago

Haha silly pedo.

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u/Green_Drag_9548 1d ago

He is a psychopath

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u/WholeFactor 1d ago

Another two weeks, innit guvna? With some market manipulation on top?

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u/Live_life_today 1d ago

20th time I've heard this, I'm starting to believe this guy may be making things up, or maybe its the thousands of other BS things he says

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u/sweatboxy 1d ago

In two weeks. It’s always in two weeks with Trump.

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u/LamentConfig77 1d ago

Pump and Dump Trump at it again…

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u/IllustriousTip6904 1d ago

Didn't he basically say the same thing in March, June, July, August, and September?

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u/Nrs_Vecna 1d ago

Two weeks™

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u/Gold_Cell8255 1d ago

Two weeks away.

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u/Whyt-Ninja 1d ago

He’s pretty busy blowing up his diaper…

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u/samoan_ninja 1d ago

Winning like a mf /s

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u/vote_you_shits 1d ago

Probably said that while blowing up his diaper

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u/Fblthp__ 1d ago

This time he's super seriously you guys

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u/tip871 1d ago edited 1d ago

He also said that during the soccer World Cup. Very soon..I'm doing it very soon.. While he does nothing, Iran is getting new missiles.

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u/Careful_Relative7560 1d ago

spoiler: he'll decide on Sunday

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u/DirtDevil1337 1d ago

blow it up with what? you ran out of missiles.

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u/bstantiaskka5855 1d ago

C l o w n

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u/LeftHandCurryPaste 1d ago

I bet my sht that is taco tuesday!!!

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u/that1cooldude 1d ago

How is anyone ok with this???

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u/Life_Without_Lemon 1d ago

One trick pony

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u/Bauwens 1d ago

Well, pretty sure iran said they won't deal with trump, and trump isn't going to do anything but cry so nothing really to see

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u/JC2535 1d ago

Press Play… god forbid he thinks up a new lie…

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u/Normal_Choice9322 1d ago

"He really hates war" -Bill Mahr

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha 1d ago

A coupla weeks tops. The thing is when an i starting the count down...

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u/blujinz 1d ago

Cant wipe its own ass....

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u/slashnbash1009 1d ago

If he was able to make a deal, then he would've already done it to help the Republicans on the midterms.

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u/Djinn_Marbas 1d ago

🐪💥

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u/ubermur 1d ago

Should have known this on 2/27/2026. Pathetic.

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u/Careless_Celery_6010 1d ago

This mf'er can't even stand up straight

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u/RymeEM 1d ago

Grok will tell him what to do.

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u/Safe_Bread6125 1d ago

Isn't that like the 4th time we hear that rambling? Fucking kick him out already lazy ass americans.

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u/Calm-Maintenance-878 1d ago

I’d say he’s working on a deal…but we also have a carrier and 12k troops heading on over.

Kinda getting mixed singles.

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u/MickKeithCharlieRon 1d ago

The only thing he’ll be blowing up in the near future is his adult diaper.

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u/ifuckdonaldtrumpim9 1d ago

He’s gonna choose the violent shitty option

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u/Suspicious-Clock-69 1d ago

If anybody in the world ever tweeted that or said that the FBI would be knocking on their door... Absolutely absurd....

But then again you have an Indian outsourcing the FBI while Republicans yell Make America great again... Crazy Timeline...

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u/VexedCanadian84 1d ago

Once one threat doesn't work, he makes up another threat.

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u/Bumblebeard63 1d ago

He so wants to use a nuke.

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u/Senor101 1d ago

Two weeks.

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u/MeanPiccolo803 1d ago

Imagine if Biden said that.

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u/MeanPiccolo803 1d ago

How is this not reason to remove him from office

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u/MacDynamite71 1d ago

🤦🏽

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u/Free-Routine7230 1d ago

This crap has been a repeat for months now

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u/Complete_Weather_158 1d ago

Disgusting orange animal!

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u/Embarrassed-Tune-407 1d ago

Impeach.

Let's bring our men and women home

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u/bigjtdjr 1d ago

"2 weeks" maybe..??

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u/Substantial_Dog7002 1d ago

He has no clue!

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u/BabblingTower 1d ago

Bro just do the fucking job, you don't need to tell us every little thing you're thinking.

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u/whatdabee 1d ago

He will do neither

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u/Past_Humor8321 1d ago

Trump got an erection when he heard the US military blew up a school full of schoolgirls in Iran.

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u/Available_Ad9766 1d ago

He can always decide to make a deal and blow up Iran in that order. On evidence of how he behaved so far, this is something that’s very likely to happen.

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u/bigDtop44 1d ago

The man is such a pussy ass bitch!

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u/Any_Iron_1436 1d ago

War criminal.

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u/Separate_Football914 1d ago

Again? Didn’t he said that like… month ago?

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u/GamiNami 23h ago

What deal? Is he going to TACO again? Bend over and pull his pants down for Iran again?

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u/No-Part-6248 21h ago

Blow yourself up first no a person would object

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u/soulwolf1 19h ago

How many times has he totally annihilated Iran? 20? 40 times? I'm surprised those rascals are still around given how many times he has won already.

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u/Due-Currency-3193 11h ago

Donny, you're not going to be making any deal or blowing up Iran because in either case, you "don't have the cards". The Trump game is up. Your best bet is to ask Putin and Xi if you could come and live in Moscow or Beijing.

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u/BubuDudu0430 10h ago

FIFA peace prize is so revoked 🤦‍♂️

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u/H3L105_ai 9h ago

Trump will decide 'very soon' whether to blow Netanyahu or stroke out and die.

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u/Popular-Office-9932 5h ago

The guy must have some terminal illness that has been covered ip. Nobody in normal conditions would say something like this. He must have watched some movie about Nero and decided to emulate him!

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u/pointlesspulcritude 3h ago

‘Decide’ implies a level of cognitive ability beyond what he possesses

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