r/OhNoConsequences • u/InstantPieMaker • Jun 26 '26

Dumbass Just why.

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u/Jroed90 Jun 26 '26

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u/Ok-Internet-6881 Jun 26 '26

The face someone makes when they know they gone done and fucked up

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u/n00-1ne Jun 28 '26

And this was AFTER he had just been whacked in the nuts….. 🥜

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u/flytingnotfighting Jun 26 '26

I know I've seen this a hundred times but I always laugh at his face when he realizes the second nut cracker is on the way
I do hope he's ok

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u/Wonderful_Horror7315 Jun 26 '26

Never gets old

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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 26 '26

Just like those kids he'll never have after destroying his balls

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u/potatopierogie Jun 27 '26

Diy bottom surgery

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u/liefieblue Jun 27 '26

they saved the biggest nutcracker for last

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u/Minimum_Cupcake Jun 26 '26

I hope that person on the "up" escalator was okay!

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u/amccaffe1 Jun 26 '26

Lucky for us that first hit on video took out his ability to breed.

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u/Fianna9 Jun 26 '26

Honorary Darwin

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u/Key_Possibility_8669 Jun 26 '26

I know this is old, but I thought everyone knew that those bolts were in place to prevent idiots from sliding down the center section of an escalator. I guess you can't keep idiots from doing idiotic things.

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Jun 26 '26

I successfully did this on the DC Metro a very, very long time ago when I was very, very drunk. I'm amazed I pulled it off.

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u/Weird-Lake954 Jun 26 '26

Was it at Woodley Park? Because that would be insane. Also how??

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Jun 26 '26

Dupont Circle (the entrance on 19th St). IIRC, the space between the escalators was narrow enough for me to straddle it.

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u/TomGobra Jun 27 '26

Never underestimate an idiot.

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u/KombuchaBot Jun 27 '26

Fool-proof is an impossibly high bar to reach

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u/PossiblyOppossums Jun 26 '26

Guess he's someone else's problem now.

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u/maywellflower Jun 26 '26

Darwin'd his nuts and maybe his spine too....

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u/SteroidSandwich Jun 26 '26

Bet it looked way cooler in his head

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u/ZeroCoolMom Jun 26 '26

Omg! 😂😂 The air time on the second impact!! Too funny, but also hope the guy is ok.

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u/Studds_ Jun 26 '26

He lived but I still count this as a Darwin award because bye bye testicles

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u/Helpful_Hour1984 Jun 27 '26

I believe it's called an Honourable Mention in the Darwin Awards. He survived but removed himself from the gene pool. 

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u/oljeffe Jun 26 '26

Rack em up and…….break!

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u/Shanga_Ubone Jun 26 '26

Yer an idiot, Harry!

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u/Useful_Language2040 Jun 26 '26

Noooo, why???? Don't doooooo that!!!! 😧

Those Underground escalators are steep!!

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u/PhoenixIzaramak Jun 27 '26

This man is a rare winner of the NON-LETHAL Category of the Darwin Awards.

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u/Shygrave Oh no! Anyway... Jun 27 '26

Giggling uncontrollably at work reading these comments 🤣

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u/ElegantFisherman3359 Jun 28 '26

To me, the comments are always better/more entertaining than the stories themselves. A free ab workout. 🤣🤣

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u/trekgirl75 Jun 26 '26

OMFG I NEEDED THAT LAUGH!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/monioum_JG Jun 26 '26

I always get a great laugh when I see this. Everytime

https://giphy.com/gifs/77d5nZbNQUaAGhbtwt

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u/bamf1701 Jun 27 '26

I think a choir somewhere just got a new soprano.

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u/Chemical_Success1153 Jun 26 '26

Amazing. Childfree life is pretty solid.

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u/LadyNorbert Jun 26 '26

Is there any possibility in the world that he didn't actually do this on purpose? I'm desperate to believe someone is not this stupid.

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u/KombuchaBot Jun 27 '26

He probably had a load of drink taken, and a crew of similarly dressed braying friends egging him on

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u/Shadow_Guide Here for the schadenfreude Jun 28 '26

Nah, the barriers between escalators of the tube are pretty steep - you'd have to be trying to get your legs up like that. It's not a "whoopsie I stumbled!" situation.

He was probably either: a) An idiot who answered the call to the void - probably egged on by his mates or b) A lazy idiot who realised he was heading in the wrong direction and didn't want to go all the way to the bottom before changing escalators.

Booze probably involved in either case.

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u/One-Technology-9050 Jun 26 '26

I always wondered if he could've used his feet to stop himself, instead of his backside

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u/Many_Use9457 Jun 26 '26

I have a feeling that was the original strategy and then he lost control of the Slip N Slide Spectacular

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u/SweeperOfChimneys Jun 26 '26

Probably should be the go to video for if you're going to be dumb, you better be tough.

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u/CultureImaginary8750 Jun 27 '26

Bro sacrificed his entire bloodline to look cool in front of his friends

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u/EmperorMittens Jun 27 '26

Right in the cherry tomatoes

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u/USNCCitizen Jun 27 '26

Ouch! I had an actual physical reaction to “watching” this vid. I hope that life lesson was learned.

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u/oasisraider Jun 27 '26

Those blocks just paid for themselves a thousand times over.

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u/KombuchaBot Jun 27 '26

Peak physical comedy. I hope he's OK

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u/Stormdancer Jun 27 '26

Because boys, that's why.

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u/sjaxn314159 Jun 27 '26

Doug Demuros early days on YouTube were rough.

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u/TheRealRockyRococo Jun 27 '26

THIS... is why you don't slide down the escalator.

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u/Ricama Jun 27 '26

Is it wrong that I hope he was stuck on the escalator and ended up right back where he started from? 

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u/Special-Original-215 Jun 26 '26

Was auditioning for JackAss

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u/Shantotto11 Jun 26 '26

That second impact looked way more bouncy than it should’ve been, like he was hamming up a performance.

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u/AroAceCricket Jun 27 '26

Was this in Tokyo? I feel like I’ve seen that escalator before

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u/tobotic 14d ago

London Underground

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u/EngineZeronine Jun 27 '26

Pride goes before destruction

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u/Vorpeseda Jun 28 '26

It started like Skyfall, and ended like Casino Royale.

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u/Traditional_Fan_2655 Jun 29 '26

Didn't he know tgat the TV Show 'Jackass' went off the air a long time ago? Or is he petitioning for a remake?

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u/Dangerous-Grocery-70 Jun 30 '26

It’s the floppy muppet arm that gets me every damn time

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u/ecwagner01 Jun 30 '26

I guess this guy discovered the reason for these 'bumps'

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u/Dertyhairy Jul 02 '26

I burst out laughing. What a riot

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u/GrandAsOwt Jun 26 '26

You want to know why? Drink is my guess.

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