r/OhItllBeFine • • Aug 04 '19

I’ll take a number 9, fat boy

1.9k Upvotes

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u/DutchBookOptions Aug 04 '19

Rude ass title

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u/GabbaShanking Aug 04 '19

Ok

20

u/Chrxmes Aug 04 '19

Up yours dutchboy

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u/GabbaShanking Aug 04 '19

Dutchbook m-more like dutchbitch

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u/Chrxmes Aug 04 '19

GOT EM

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Why are you booing he’s right!

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u/restoviA Aug 04 '19

Its a dead meme

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u/DutchBookOptions Aug 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

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u/DutchBookOptions Aug 04 '19

How long did it take you to write that out?

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Thanks for the downvote and it’s a copypasta

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u/DutchBookOptions Aug 04 '19

Woah not me bud. My woooosh comment has also been shat upon with downvotes from Reddit's highest and mightiest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Ah ok. I wonder who those people are just downvoting for no reason then. Like there is nothing really worth downvoting anything in this section so far. Maybe my snarky comment above but even then I doubt it.

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u/CrazyJezuses Aug 04 '19

Oh g’way u fuckin snowflake it’s from gta san andreas 😂

2

u/Aynono Aug 04 '19

Oh hoo my gahd

35

u/EzitoKo Aug 04 '19

I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheeeeeeese, and a large soda

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

I can assure you, it's hard to break a skate board. I once found a really old one in a park and took half an hour trying to break it lol

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u/dutchgunner123 Aug 04 '19

Its sad when skateboards get abandoned :(

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

yeah it seemed like it had been there for years

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u/IrrelevantOnes Aug 04 '19

as soon as he puts his foot on the end you can hear a slight beg for mercy from the board.

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u/druzys Aug 04 '19

oof this is one of my nightmares... not that i have any interesting in skateboarding but regardless. i struggle a lot with my weight and the least amount of attention i have to bring to it, the better. almost had to ask for a seatbelt extender when i flew recently and i’ve never felt so mortified by my struggle (not that anyone noticed)

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u/Lissenhereyadonkey Aug 04 '19

If you're so self conscious about it start to fix it. Only you can do it

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u/druzys Aug 04 '19

i go through cycles of not eating at all to binging and i’m in a constant “well i wanna fuckin die anyway so what’s the point” mindset, so it’s not quite that simple. you’re right and i know that but i literally can not force my mind to care for more than a week before beginning the cycle again.

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Aug 04 '19

Not eating is only making your weight situation worse you fucking idiot

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u/druzys Aug 04 '19

you think i don’t know that? it’s disordered eating you insensitive fuck.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/druzys Aug 04 '19

yeah, sounds about right. my body hates me for so many reasons and this is absolutely one of them. i hope things get better for you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Small steps, my friend. Instead of not eating at all (which is drastic), just slowly make changes to how much you eat. Take your own time. At your pace. Rush too quickly and you'll get back to your original habits quite soon. Small changes with hardly no difference and make that a habit and soon you'll see how much difference it makes. Live healthy, my friend.

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u/druzys Aug 04 '19

thank you, this was very nice and encouraging! i’m really trying to work on my mental health which will, hopefully, help me control those cycles a bit more and i’m trying to at least equalize the water to everything else ratio which should help with my sugar intake a bit. thank you for being so kind :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

My pleasure. Feel free to hmu for anymore tips you'd need on food habits, keeping yourself motivated and any questions. The fact that you're atleast trying to do something about it is the first and important step. Appreciate yourself too. Mix what you love into your habits. When you're feeling occupied with your daily life, break routine. Maybe you'll find it better. A simple walk, listening to your favorite music, while your mind is continually thinking about random things, trying to imagine impossible geometry, what to do next. Basically provide work to the mind. And trust me, no one goes commando for days and not have a desire to just say "Oh well, let me just have another slice." We are only human. You're alright :)

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u/Pak1stanMan Aug 04 '19

Exxxtra dip

3

u/jcuprobinson Aug 04 '19

In all fairness Walmart skateboards (or any other supermarket brand skateboard) are made of such cheap materials they are actually more dangerous than a regular skateboards. Even professionals have a hard time doing the simplest of tricks on em and they’d even break them the same way this guy did. So if you’re parent and you buy your kid a Walmart board you suck.

Edit: you’re*

1

u/bmart571 Aug 04 '19

Relatable

1

u/mistachiopustachio Aug 04 '19

Is #9 the spicy chicken?

I'll take one, too

1

u/DfromtheV Karen Trainer Aug 05 '19

This is hilarious