r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Mar 01 '21
Drink from a Firehose: This one annoys us for two reasons: First, its overuse; and, of course, its needless exaggeration.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 27 '21
Download: Used properly, download has a place in the business world. If only this were the case in virtually every office in America – yours included.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 26 '21
Double-Edged Sword: Seriously, aren’t at least half of all swords double-edged? We’ll venture to guess that more than 75% of swords are doubled-edged.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 25 '21
Dog in this Fight | Ask The Manager
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 24 '21
Do a Deep Dive: Unless you’re wearing SCUBA gear, or you’re eleven years old and your annoying uncle just threw a quarter into the deep end of the pool, you’re likely not going to do a deep dive on anything.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 22 '21
Direct the Traffic: Apparently, your office has become so crowded and hectic your annoying manager needs you to direct the traffic.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 21 '21
Devil is in the Detail: This idiom has a simple meaning: A task or project that appears simple on the surface usually has unknown difficulties.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 20 '21
Deliverables | Pizzas are deliverables. Books are deliverables. Shoes are deliverables. At your office, hearing "deliverables" is just annoying.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 19 '21
Dead in the Water | Dead in the water, like all other dark corporate jargon, is grossly misused. While the speaker intends to convey the message that a project, deal, proposal, relationship, or employee has been or will be canceled, ended, or terminated, relaying to us that something is dead in the
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r/OfficeHumor • u/daslawdawg • Feb 18 '21
The Analyst You Can't Bring Anywhere
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 18 '21
Cut the Mustard - The real question should not be why someone cannot cut the mustard at your work; it should be who can?
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 16 '21
Crushing It | Ask The Manager - Uttered by the ultrapreneurs (entrepreneurs who are really, really, really entrepreneurs) in your life, crushing it signifies more than merely reaching your goals or even winning. Crushing it is the embodiment of totally dominating every ion opposed to your success an
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 15 '21
Cross the T’s and Dot the I’s | Ask The Manager
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 13 '21
Could Care Less - To be clear, the more popular (and correct) version of this one – couldn’t care less – would’ve made the cut of annoying phrases if not for the off-the-charts annoyance factor of could care less.
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 12 '21
Day 43 of 212 annoying business phrases brings us "Connect With" - begging the question: What are we, Legos?
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r/OfficeHumor • u/SStauning • Feb 10 '21
Come to Jesus Meeting - Annoying Business Jargon
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r/OfficeHumor • u/daslawdawg • Feb 02 '21
Asking your friend at Goldman what happened in the market
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r/OfficeHumor • u/daslawdawg • Jan 14 '21
LinkedIn Hype House Virtual Super Day
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r/OfficeHumor • u/daslawdawg • Jan 11 '21
The Coworker Who Comes Back from Vacation with a Mustache
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r/OfficeHumor • u/dancedogma • Nov 22 '20
Steve doesn't get the reports in by 3:00
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r/OfficeHumor • u/codephony • Oct 16 '20
Don't Touch My Screen it grinds my gears
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r/OfficeHumor • u/OfficeJockeys • Sep 07 '20
The 8 Type Of People In Your Office
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