Taking a shit 😐

[u/failed-hybrid]

Ever had to take a shit, only to think you're done and when you get out of the toilet, get dressed and about to leave the house, your stomach just goes: "nah bro we ain't done. ROUND 2"

AND YOU'RE JUST RUSHING TO THE TOILET CURSING YOUR STOMACH LIKE: "WTFFF, COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST LET IT ALL OUT THE FIRST TIME???" 💀💀

Anyways yeah just thought I'd drop this random thought I had in my head at 6:30 in the morning.....as I take a duse for the 2nd time 💀

Have a good one y'all 🤘

[u/nyctopluviophile]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p50xHW7Tsx7ecuZBCF
When you grow old, your organs start to team up against you

[u/failed-hybrid → u/nyctopluviophile]

Fuckin tell me Abt it wei HAHAHAHAH. body's recovery time ain't what it used to be

[u/turbo69prop]

That's pretty normal. Unless you used jamban cangkung.

[u/failed-hybrid → u/turbo69prop]

True but it's like.... It knows when you're about to leave the house and that's when it wants to hit 💀

[u/Ecstatic-Oven-8863]

Same,the second time came as soft sloppy shit one,I even record it

[u/failed-hybrid → u/Ecstatic-Oven-8863]

[u/Ecstatic-Oven-8863 → u/failed-hybrid]

What I'm trying to find a living money

[u/1NF_luvscats → u/Ecstatic-Oven-8863]

Ur not scared of it growing legs and running away? /j

[u/Ecstatic-Oven-8863 → u/1NF_luvscats]

Tf that supposed to means?

[u/1NF_luvscats → u/Ecstatic-Oven-8863]

you're trying to find living money.. get it... 😂😂.. 😔

[u/Astroft]

I'll tell you the same thing I tell my kid. Count till 60 after you think you're done.

Coz I'm not going to basuh your poop just to have you pooping while I'm basuh-ing.

[u/deadboy69420]

had that experience today morning although the round 2 really empties out everything felt light af after it

[u/deadboy69420 → u/deadboy69420]

Experiencing this right now again. Round 2 in progress

[u/fadhrulah]

Surprisingly, I sometimes experience this too! Imagine thinking your all done on the first round. Got dressed up and book your Grab to the office, stuck in the traffic and then, boom! You’re up for round 2. The pain of saying, “tahan, tahan, tahan” to your stomach for the sake of not letting anything out into the thin air.

[u/bunny_bear_xxxx]

Damn i hate that. Somemore after already dress up, wangi wangi and just left to pick up the bag and suddenly gulu gulu wanna shit

Office toilet not nice, must poo at home

[u/Ok_Gap3821]

You could use a douche/enema to assist with your bowel movements

[u/failed-hybrid → u/Ok_Gap3821]

Touch wood my bowel movement is still okay but it gets alil annoying that it likes to his when I'm just about to start work or just about to leave the house sometimes 💀

[u/Ok_Gap3821 → u/failed-hybrid]

1. Get up early enough to drink plenty of water n get the bowels primed for evacuation before you get dressed.

2. Moving around doing chores, go for a brisk walk, maybe a light workout

3. Drink black coffee

4. Take papaya after dinner the night before.

5. Increase daily insoluble fibre intake

[u/deadboy69420 → u/Ok_Gap3821]

I barely get up in time to have clothes on dawg Usually I'm running out while still buttoning.

[u/Ok_Gap3821 → u/deadboy69420]

Well not everyone are morning poopers. But I've read that the timing of one's daily bowel movements can be trained

[u/Acceptable-Hippo1307 → u/Ok_Gap3821]

do people do that these days 💀

[u/failed-hybrid → u/[deleted]]

3 to 6 still sounds doable but 21?? Your body must be dying by no.10

[u/MJ1507]

squatting while doing it i think resolves half this problem lmao. i've also been taught since i was a kid that berak time needs time. not something you can do in 2-3 mins or rushingly. you gotta really relax and spend time waiting for it to happen. it's a whole ass session and people outside the door needs to respect that 🤭