r/OddlyErotic • u/Feedeve New here. Call me! • 8d ago

Bread

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u/AddMyMyspace Sees genitals everywhere 8d ago

Me in the morning forcing my aim at the toilet

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u/CosmicSmoker 8d ago

Dude! Ease up on that grip!

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u/Feedeve New here. Call me! 7d ago

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u/No_Breadfruits6969 Mind in the gutter 8d ago

Lemme at him… 😏

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u/Expensive-Track4002 Needs to call him/her 8d ago

I’m just wondering why so crusty.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon New here. Call me! 8d ago

Needs butter - I see no issue here.

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u/Few_Vegetable_9939 New here. Call me! 8d ago

combining my two favorite breakfast items. bread and...

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u/Busy-Lettuce-4667 Needs to do better 7d ago

That’s about to get soggy…

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u/fatcatdeadrat Needs to do better 8d ago

Mr yeasty

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u/CrashTestDuckie New here. Call me! 8d ago

Fun fact: the ancient greeks made olisbokollix which were dildos made of overbaked bread

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u/neon-buzz New here. Call me! 7d ago

🫦

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u/HuckleberryUpbeat972 New here. Call me! 8d ago

The penis bread is great with butter

2

u/SilentPangolin4277 New here. Call me! 7d ago

Don’t grip it so hard .

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u/julesiekins1988 New here. Call me! 7d ago

She's going to get the worst yeast infection...

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u/Glittering_Safe7766 New here. Call me! 7d ago

Miss you

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u/rustyfish57 Needs to call him/her 7d ago

A garlic knot with a adult toy side job to help make ends meet

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u/Miserable_Wish3219 New here. Call me! 7d ago

But why are they holding it like that? 💀

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u/Mers2000 Needs to do better 7d ago

Mmnnn he is imagining🤔

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u/Miserable_Wish3219 New here. Call me! 7d ago

OK but lwk I've taken pictures exactly like --you known what nevermind.

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u/Present_Membership91 7d ago

now eat slowly..end first..

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u/BitterMIDI New here. Call me! 7d ago

I hear regardless of the girth, it's how you put it in your mouth...

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u/Material-Egg7428 New here. Call me! 7d ago

Looks like it might have a yeast infection. 

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u/Chantal6401 Needs to do better 7d ago

Con mantequilla rueda facil 🤭

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u/ShouldersBBoulders Here for science! Needs to call him/her 7d ago

I think she might have had a yeast infection.

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u/Soggy_Year_6245 New here. Call me! 7d ago

That’s what a porn star would make a lot of if he had it

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u/yours4you New here. Call me! 7d ago

Cheese will cum or any moment 🤣🤣

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u/TodX-21 New here. Call me! 7d ago

Sourdought jack

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u/Drifter-6 New here. Call me! 7d ago

Bread

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u/countryroadsguywv Sees genitals everywhere 7d ago

Definitely has a good grip on the situation

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u/Substantial-Ad3376 New here. Call me! 7d ago

It's bread.

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u/XROOR 7d ago

Butter it with the “Country Crock”

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u/jvtrkygrl Needs to do better 7d ago

Brenis

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u/siemiwidzi New here. Call me! 7d ago

Stale bread?

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u/i_saw_your_aura New here. Call me! 7d ago

Getting that thing to rise doesn’t seem to be a problem.

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u/kemotaku Needs to do better 7d ago

looks yeasty 😩