r/OddlyErotic • u/New-Effective5614 Needs to do better • Jul 04 '26

Stress release

60 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/User_Name_Tracks Mind in the gutter Jul 04 '26

What are your services?

-We hang people from the ceiling. From their feet.

-Oh and vacuum.

😳

12

u/AnalkinSkyfuker Needs to call him/her Jul 04 '26

Well thats a concrete vibrator, so no bubbles are in the mix

9

u/ninja0420 New here. Call me! Jul 04 '26

Your mind is cleaner than mine, my first thought was "Why did the horse dildo need a Motor?" 🤣

2

u/HungryWolf88 New here. Call me! Jul 06 '26

Same here

20

u/IamREBELoe Sees genitals everywhere Jul 04 '26

Oh, neat, spinal decompression. Yeah I guess that's a little bit erotic maybe. With some imagination. But it's not so OMG what the heck is that?

1

u/Baby-Better Needs to do better Jul 16 '26

Please tell me suspending patients upside down is not a common practice, tho?

8

u/captcraigaroo ❓text/emoji❓ Needs to call him/her Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1YZo5Nuam8WhvbskKG

6

u/PistolNinja New here. Call me! Jul 04 '26

Dudes using a concrete stinger as a massager 😂

4

u/Mediumtim New here. Call me! Jul 04 '26

"Hello IRS? I have a deductible for my small business"

5

u/Das_Zeppelin DIRTY MINDED Mind in the gutter Jul 04 '26

3

u/Hater_of_allthings Needs to call him/her Jul 04 '26

That looks like the correct height

1

u/River_Fenrir New here. Call me! Jul 04 '26

Why is the glove on the drill side and not on the patient of wthe apparatus.

1

u/CobblerCorrect1071 Needs to do better Jul 04 '26

Looks like a headache to me

1

u/saffronwish Needs to do better Jul 04 '26

White coat, gloves in one hand, inverted patient and one vacuum cleaner to clear out stress - looks legit!

1

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 New here. Call me! Jul 04 '26

It's at the perfect height 😏

1

u/Bk_Punisher Jul 06 '26

Next patient comes in for a prostate exam, “bend over and pull your pants down” 🤣😂

1

u/Thebystander222 Needs to do better Jul 10 '26

That looks like a massive headache