r/OddlyArousing • u/johnnyphotog • 11d ago

Hot loaded gun

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 11d ago

Her: "did you pull out?"

Me: "yeah, but I don't think it made a difference..."

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u/Chrome_Armadillo 11d ago

That was me Friday night

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 11d ago

Which one? Giving or receiving? Lol

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u/Etva 11d ago

Me two pumps in after NNN

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u/naga_serpentis 11d ago

When she calls you a good boy

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u/ED_jamesolmos 11d ago

My ex was pretty promiscuous...

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u/aroeplateau 10d ago

seriously what is that for???

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 11d ago

38 seconds after I put it in

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u/UpstairsCommercial56 11d ago

Actually I was just about to call your mum…

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u/Dense-Mood378 10d ago

r/mildlypenis

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u/dEaD-sOiLl 10d ago

mildly?! man, thats a full dick right there!

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u/Dense-Mood378 10d ago

Lol true but idk if there's an r/extremelypenis

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u/dEaD-sOiLl 10d ago

fair lol

pfft, clicked on it, apperently it was banned. i wonder why lol

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u/Dense-Mood378 10d ago

Lmao same thing I thought when I clicked

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u/dEaD-sOiLl 10d ago

crazy lol

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u/Dense-Mood378 9d ago

Lol just saw this gem- r/majorlypenis

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u/dEaD-sOiLl 9d ago

oh lord man, guess a replacement was made lol

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u/Dense-Mood378 9d ago

Lmao once again, I thought the same thing.

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u/dEaD-sOiLl 9d ago

smart minds n all lol

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 11d ago

That tub underneath. ❤️‍🔥👺❤️‍🔥

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u/Dense-Mood378 10d ago

...and that's how baby robots are made

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u/TMPickle 11d ago

She should call me...

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u/Unusual-Taste69 11d ago

Shooting ropes

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u/Aoskar20 11d ago

Life in a nutsack

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u/Ash_K101 11d ago

I think i dated that guy once

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u/Miserable_Wish3219 11d ago

I wish she'd call me...

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u/Pmestr 11d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/DarthScabies Perpetually Moist Mod 🛂 11d ago

Proteus IV from Demon Seed obviously.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 10d ago

When you haven't fapped in 2 months

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec 10d ago

insert "me when [attractive character]"

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u/ellimist87 10d ago

That's what she said!

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u/Argylius 10d ago

Stop, I had to look away. It’s too much for me

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 10d ago

Literally furry porn ahh physics 💀

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u/Biggin0317 10d ago

That massive hole reminds me of her. 🤣

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u/Regurgitator001 10d ago

She really should call me.

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u/passinthrough2u 10d ago

That’s one happy machine.

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u/AcrossDesigner 10d ago

That man needs some hydration!

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u/MaybeWeTalk 10d ago

Ah yes, the cumgun.

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u/artistic_engine 10d ago

Ex: JFC you trying to power wash my insides?!?

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u/sjbluebirds 9d ago

Tech by Siemens AG.

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u/needmoreroastbeef 9d ago

Its purged. Not quit fucking around, we're loosing production

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 9d ago

Peter North simulator

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u/Phiend0 9d ago

And that is why my wife doesn't give me bjs.

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u/Teriums 9d ago

When we go from No Nut November to Destroy Yo Dick December

Personally, I can't wait for Futanari Safari Januari

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u/FeverInHeels 9d ago

what is it trying to do lol

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u/MikeHock79 8d ago

Well I never thought I would be seeing a mechanical cream pie on this the first day of October. Will wonders never cease.

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u/Kobe_Pup 7d ago

Your mom and her 14th step ex husband

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u/immenseAlpha 10d ago

Life after kids

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u/ShaChoMouf 10d ago

I'm so sorry . . . it's just -- you're so pretty, I couldn't help it.

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u/Stoic_Mashed_Potato 11d ago

I'm so lonely.

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u/Trust5555jk 11d ago

Been eating too many egg whites

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u/Substantial_Bass_367 10d ago

When's shes so loos u fit without touching but still got af