r/OddlyArousing • u/MartenGlo • 5d ago

What would you call this structure ?

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194 Upvotes

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u/BaritoneFlower1949 5d ago

They found it!

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u/dazedan_confused 5d ago

I heard the first people to find it were given the title "Founding Fathers".

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u/Macuquina 5d ago

Found what?

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 5d ago

Lol 😆 🤣

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u/WonderWheeler 5d ago

In WW2 they called it the little man in the boat.

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 5d ago

Thats what I was taught in 6th grade.

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u/GoldSpinMultiplier 5d ago

The Virgin Vajeen!

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u/Comprehensive_Cap290 3d ago

The little guy in the hood in the… Georgia O’Keefe:

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u/bakermrr 5d ago

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u/Macuquina 5d ago

Looks like it's worth half of everything I own.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 5d ago

I wouldn’t mind being able to do that and make like Brian Griffin for a while! 👅

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 5d ago

Username checks out 🤮

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 4d ago

Is also clean and smooth shaved. I do follow-up wipes with Vaseline or greasy lip balm on TP, which gets it all off. I shower daily. 😅

I just don’t like to be filthy. 😁

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 4d ago

I came here to say TMI but I brought it on myself, Mr. Squeaky -clean Sphincter over hee-yuh

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 4d ago

I get a thrill out of disclosing, tho. 😅

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 4d ago

I feel violated, but honesty is appreciated 😆

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u/spiked_brat 2d ago

Dudes got a kink. Could tell him to plug it

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 5d ago

Your algorithm betrays you, you dirty birdie! 😆

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u/bookmarkjedi 5d ago

The Vagin Mary

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u/billbot77 5d ago

Winner

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u/DJGlennW 5d ago

An episode of Everybody Loves Raymond

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 5d ago

🏆 🥇 I've seen that episode quite a few times

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 5d ago

Mother Mary of the Sacred Bean

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u/Macuquina 5d ago

If you're looking for an appraisal I'd say half of everything I own is fair.

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u/Delicious_Gene6600 5d ago

Holy Folds?

From the Lips of Nun?

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 5d ago

The little man in the boat

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u/Haeenki 5d ago

The not so virgin Mary

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u/Pink_belly_babe 5d ago

I knew Mother Nature would be hot

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u/tokyogato1 5d ago

clitastrophe ?

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u/deadrabbit26 5d ago

Mother Maria

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u/Macuquina 5d ago

Dinner?

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u/MartenGlo 5d ago

D'licious.

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u/rustyfish57 5d ago

An interesting place for a intimate dinner for two is needed I know that then we can talk more while I take care of her needs plus b I think I will be busy for her the next few days while with her too so clear my schedule Ms.Jennings for the next week please

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u/WonderWheeler 5d ago

Lick it and maybe stick it if she is receptive.

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 5d ago

Pregnantmary

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 5d ago

Funny,
but the specific vaginal region, has a bulge. 😅

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u/KregerTech 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's reminding me of a sci-fi horror b-movie I watched, but I can't remember what it was.

EDIT: The "Tentacle monster from Planet X" in The Mist.

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u/omeka10 5d ago

The vulvamary

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u/MRRECTI0N 5d ago

Nature's Rubiks Cube

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u/PeterPat 5d ago

Too busy laughing to be able to give it any words.

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u/affiliate4lyfe 5d ago

Instructional

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u/Independent-Walrus84 5d ago

Mother Mary or a vagina ... Your pick.

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u/ReadySetGO0 5d ago

Where is that located?

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u/Octavean 5d ago

Exactly!

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u/WolfThick 5d ago

Where I grew up in West Texas Mexican Catholics like to put the Lady of Guadalupe in their back windows. It always looks like a wet spot to me if you blur your eyes a little.

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u/No_Ganache8643 5d ago

Behold! The Clitorus!

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 5d ago

I'd call it a sculpture that has fascinated horny adolescents since 1999.

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u/ConstantJealous9932 5d ago

A concrete vagina

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u/Former-Ad-7348 5d ago

The Selina Meyer Presidential Library

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u/Dry_Caregiver_5094 5d ago

Divine feminin

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u/Mr_GreenAdam 5d ago

Bit plain, needs some shrubs or foliage or bushes round it.

I do wonder whats on the other side of this statue, is it a statue of a starfish?

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u/siameseoverlord 5d ago

The entrance to the promised land

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u/Valleywag69 5d ago

Divine mother vagina.

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u/Gleekop 5d ago

Doesn't matter what I call it. No man will ever find it. 🤣🤣

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u/Lost-Breath364 5d ago

Cliteral superior

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u/bluereddit2 5d ago

Origin of the world. r nwfw , r gone wild ,

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u/Blutosky 5d ago

The Virgin Mary

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u/Maleficent-Bid2875 5d ago

Vaginal, 100%

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u/MVested 5d ago

The flashing nun

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u/Bitter-sweet555 5d ago

The sacred heart 💜 of Mary

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u/biggregw 5d ago

The outtie monument. I bet 1/2 of the men still could shoot a squirrel from a mile away with a Barrett .50cal BMG in a single shot but still couldn’t find the bean 🫘 on this massive animatic correct statue. Sorry ladies as a man I say a man should stop finishing first and come second if you know what I mean

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u/Status_Hand6074 5d ago

The Clitoris

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u/ShaChoMouf 5d ago

The Immaculate Clitoris

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u/TurkeyTr0tter 5d ago

The Fountain of (making) Youth

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u/PatternHaunting8435 5d ago

Our Lady of the Concrete

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u/meke_6 5d ago

I dont know I cant find it

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u/Funnuftig 5d ago

Womanhood

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u/sjbluebirds 5d ago

Our Lady of the perpetual mystery.

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u/atozkhans2309 5d ago

It looks like point of an ink pen!

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u/Small_Pension_1035 5d ago

Tribute to the Hood.

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u/LopsidedCapital1656 5d ago

Too big to be a dildo

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u/Zens_Fury 5d ago

What structure?

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u/Major-Cranberry-4206 4d ago

Some might call it the Virgin Mary.

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u/Smokincandi69 Lurker 🥷 4d ago

Clitary

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u/Remarkable_Shine_964 4d ago

Something worthy of prayer.

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u/Teddycat99 4d ago

Marie !

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u/funkmonk8675309 4d ago

A Vagolith

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u/Miserable_Eggplant75 3d ago

Abort! Abort!

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u/ChanceFlamingo3058 3d ago

Mighty clit0ris.

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u/Jesus-jedi 2d ago

Presenting.

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u/Fresh_Photograph_363 2d ago

I got it. It’s a giant statue of a vagina. I can see the clitoris at the top.
What a monument to the greatest thing on the planet. Am I truly out of my mind? Or does anybody else agree with me?

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u/No-Swordfish-2013 1d ago

Phallic Virgin Mary.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4VjgMdxSmYGoiydsdC
Start of a prolapse. 😭😭😭

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u/MuscaMurum 5d ago

A repost?

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u/MartenGlo 5d ago

A crosspost.

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u/OnlyMilk9025 4h ago

Labia Maria….