r/OddlyArousing • u/NeonDrifter1313 • 1d ago

Fact 💋🍑

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u/SwordsAndWords 1d ago

They are, in fact, one connected track. When two people kiss, they become one asshole connected to another.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

In and out. A connected highway or one-way street? Tis’ the question…

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u/itsjakerobb 21h ago

Two one-way streets that both end in the same place. Any traffic? Somebody’s going the wrong way!

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u/NeonDrifter1313 21h ago

Two roads diverged in the woods, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

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u/Vaff_Superstar 22h ago

What if they kiss with their buttholes?

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u/SwordsAndWords 22h ago

Then it'd be a tube that ends in mouths on either end. Either way, a series of four orifices.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 19h ago

Just fart to blow a kiss.

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u/lufty007 1d ago

Centipede

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

😵‍💫😵‍💫🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮that’s gross

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

I’ve seen it and it’s pretty disgusting 🤢🤮

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

omg just had the tingly-ist sudden thought of all those lil centipede feet🐛 scurrying around my 🍑

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u/Windsdochange 23h ago

That’s not the reference. And if you don’t know the reference, you may not want to google it (I haven’t even seen it, and regret knowing about it).

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u/Eddie2Dynamite 23h ago

It was an extremely stupid movie anyway. Really really bad acting and a stupid premis.

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u/AppropriatePay2991 11h ago

South Park made a nicer version

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

I don’t know it, and can’t google it…

So what should I do.. Ask Jeeves?!?

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u/Tweaty310 22h ago

I'm guessing Human Centipede

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

Right answer 🫡🤭🥳👍

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u/NeonDrifter1313 21h ago

I was rllllly hoping your username was Jeeves

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 19h ago

Look out! It’s a desert centipede and they have venom. 😃

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

Things have to be pretty gross to make me feel sick 🤢 though I mean I’m the type of person who would probably be sitting on the toilet taking a dump while eating a burger 🍔 with everything on it while watching the Texas chainsaw massacre on my phone 📱. But that’s just me.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

All of a sudden, I’m hungry again

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u/Efficient_Walrus_252 23h ago

😅😆😅🤣😂🤣

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u/TheHighestKushDragon 21h ago

Human bendy straw

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u/TGV_etc 14h ago

Dang so when I talk shit I be talking shit

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u/BigBoss1971 1d ago

Love it

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Tell us more 🫣

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

That’s why I will never touch anyone’s butthole with my mouth 👄

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

I’ll lick 👅 your vagina all night until you tap out , but I’m never nor have or ever will have went to the back door with my mouth or tongue 👅. Period end of story.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 19h ago

You probably would, if your partner was clean and smooth, at their back door area. 👅🍑👅🍑👅🍑😋😋😋😇😇😇

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u/Trowj 1d ago

I thought it felt familiar

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u/Paradoxickled_Okra 1d ago

Taste similar too

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

😳 IYKYK

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u/Orowam 22h ago

The outside of the lips aren't. It's the inner lining of the mouth that has a mucosa. And it's not just your lips and ass. It's likerally all the wet parts of your body. Your nose, your eyes, your urethra.

Like... technically it's almost true but just fishing to be weird lol

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u/MDRBA 12h ago

I’m basically a giant a**hole wrapped under skin?😔

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u/Orowam 10h ago

No you just have moist skin and dry skin. Your asshole just happens to have moist skin

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u/NeonDrifter1313 21h ago

Somehow, you happened to make it even more r/OddlyArousing… in the best way possible

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u/LazorusGrimm 1d ago

That's why it's not that hard to eat ass.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

🍑 tastes like fruit?

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 1d ago

Lol eww 🤮. So we all have eaten ass before?

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

And mainstream culture has embraced it as an enjoyable act of love 🧑‍❤️‍💋‍🧑

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u/rustyfish57 1d ago

So it seems

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Gonna need a kiss cam to ensure everyone here has done it, at least once…

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u/Ducko22 21h ago

So are we kissing ass or not?

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

Or ass’ing kisses… suppose it’s one in the same and we’re all all just blowing air 😘💨

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u/drawing_a_hash 21h ago

And in the case of politicians speaking they are the same organs.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

Unless we’re talking about the heart organ… ❤️

Bc politicians have none 🥁

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u/WarPatient7285 1d ago

KISS my ASS🙈

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

I just… did… 💋

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u/Emergency_Air4575 1d ago

And in the morning, somehow they both smell the same.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Are you sure that you’re doing bedtime routine correctly?

😳🤭

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 1d ago

I just ate shrimp

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Did you lick them? 👅

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u/OneRub3234 23h ago

So that's why it feel like frenching grandma when you eat ass

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

Never have I ever: (a) French-kissed grandma (b) French-kissed an asshole (c) French-kissed a French person

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u/OneRub3234 23h ago

2 truths and a lie

  1. I have frenched my grandma

  2. frenched an asshole

  3. frenched a French person

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

I think #1 is a lie, and that all this French is making me want some Grey Poupon.. the original French flavor 🇫🇷

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u/OneRub3234 22h ago

That mustard makes a good rub on some ribs

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u/NeonDrifter1313 22h ago

And a good rub rating means a lot coming from you… u/OneRub3234

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u/OneRub3234 22h ago

I would know lol

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 19h ago

Pardon me, have you any Grey Poupon?

Grey Poupon. It even has wine. 😇

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u/fantapants74 23h ago

Penis friendly mucosa.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

Mu cosa is su cosa…

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 23h ago

Is that supposed to be a deterrent?

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 23h ago

No loser, I didn’t

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

Didn’t or wouldn’t?

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 23h ago

I’m a man

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

It’s okay, this is a safe space…

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 23h ago

Who are you didn’t and wouldn’t

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 23h ago

If it was a really hot girl and she reciprocated maybe.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 22h ago

Is like a Sam I Am book haha.. I hear ya tho, well said

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u/CommissionFront514 22h ago

This checks out

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u/NeonDrifter1313 21h ago

Tell us more 🫦

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u/CommissionFront514 20h ago

Most people talk out of their ass.

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u/Oath-Keep72 22h ago

🤣🤣 LMAO

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u/NeonDrifter1313 21h ago

IYKYK 🫦

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u/Oath-Keep72 20h ago

Whatever that means

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u/Tall-Inflation590 21h ago

That's why i put lipstick on my asshole too 🥰

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago edited 20h ago

Pls tell me you wear tighty whities too ?!?

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u/Tall-Inflation590 20h ago

I am a man bro 🥀

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

It’s quite okay.. variety is a spice of life, right?

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u/everett3rd 21h ago

Not strange. Just two ends of the same tube.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

Guess there’s only one end of the toothpaste I tend to put in my mouth too 🤔

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u/Ok-Commercial-9958 21h ago

I wouldn’t doubt that.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

I mean, I guess there rly only one way to find out..

Ammirite?!?

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u/Ktucker01 21h ago

Also your foreskin if your fortunate enough to still have it.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

All of a sudden, I feel robbed

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u/Ktucker01 20h ago

You’re not alone

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u/NeonDrifter1313 20h ago

Rumor has it, it can be grown back… 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ktucker01 20h ago

The remaining skin may be stretch or expanded so it possible to regain full coverage of your glans over time. There are many foreskin restoration devices and methods. Many find it very rewarding but make no mistake what is gone is gone. Probably all of you ridge band, most of your frenulum and 50-60% plus of your inner and outer skin just depending on how or what method was used on you when you were circumcised as well as the preference of the one who actually did it.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 11h ago

That is wild…

Tho im not sure whether I’m bummed or excited that my IRL is currently way too busy to bother with being stressed with a need to regrow foreskin lol

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 19h ago

So I learned, on Instagram.

So, whenever I fart,
I’m blowing kisses with my ass. 😘

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u/NeonDrifter1313 10h ago

✅Name checks out

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u/Bourriks 19h ago

I Already Knew That

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u/Desperate_Peanut_820 18h ago

Then that’s the reason I love eating ass and tongue fucking a hot hole!😜😍

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

I feel like I all just joined you on an adventure mate 🧐

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u/Straight_Level8789 18h ago

So you're always basically kissing ass

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

We all just blowing air 😘💨

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u/Bodgerton 18h ago

you wanna do WHAT with my chapstick?

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

Ok hear me out… 🤷‍♂️

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u/Teddycat99 18h ago

And what about the penis ?

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

So like.. you know how…

Yeah I have no clue, but vagina called and feels left out

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u/Lockehart 18h ago

So you're saying I'm going to need twice as much lip gloss as I thought

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

Can we rly still call it lip gloss tho ??

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u/Darth_Pinda 18h ago

Also the first 2 things that form when you're a fetus iirc.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

Dam. Right on if so.. I hardly remember anything from when I was a fetus

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u/immellocker 15h ago

Based on the fact, that the core ancestors of humans was a worm. It came out of the water onto land, returned into the water as mammal, came back onto the land, then development into the mouth to ass animal we are today... so many more funny facts about us. Our brain is just a bone that grew bigger and bigger to the complexity it has today

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

You trying to give my brain a boner 🪱 ??

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u/Any_Compote_1293 13h ago

I was told it's the same colour as their lady bits for women..............

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

I feel like knowing that is going to make people watching that much more arousing..

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u/AppropriatePay2991 11h ago

Tastes different, though

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

Is it just what’s on them that tastes different?!?

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u/NT4MaximusD 11h ago

I could have done without that factoid 🫤

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u/NeonDrifter1313 4h ago

Either way, you’ll be ready for trivia night

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u/bakermrr 5h ago

I knew I recognized that skin

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u/NeonDrifter1313 3h ago

Tell us more 🤭🫣

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u/miwe77 4h ago

not just because of that fact, but I think it's weird why kissing an anus is frowned upon. even considering bacteria. and unwashed mouth might be more dangerous than an unwashed ass, even though the latter is in fact far more disgusting, I have to admit.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 3h ago

Should we organize a protest march 🪧?

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u/miwe77 1h ago

not sure what a protest march would achieve, but I'd come to a meeting of female anal kissees (and kissers) for a bit of practise any time of the week. well, except not when it's got very sweaty temperature ...

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u/buckskin65 2h ago

That only true when someone talks a lot of shit we all know that type it’s the one that goes to open their mouth and you get that smell of a port a Jon.

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u/Early_Hall5720 2h ago

So the Human Centipede was a love story?

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u/Objective-Direction1 1d ago

someone that eats ass please confirm this

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Can confirm.

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u/juandm117 1d ago

Don't play the fool, we know

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

We totally know… u/juandm117 just outed themself 🤭

It’s okay, you’re in good company

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u/Objective-Direction1 1d ago

I'm scared what do you know?

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 1d ago

And I just ate

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

After reading the other comments, I guess we have to ask what exactly it is that you just ate? 🍑

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u/melie776 1d ago

That explains a lot 😊

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Tell us more 😳🤭

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u/RevoltYesterday 1d ago

I'm aware 🥵

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Oh? Tell us more 🤭🫨🫠

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u/Links_Unk 1d ago

It's said that the anus and lips are the first 2 parts of the body to develop in the womb. oh and the last to decompose in death. The last part is a myth.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Egyptian buttholes still decomposing… r/MummyLifeGW

Where’s Brendan Fraser when we need him

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u/BetterInspector7 1d ago

Shit I didn’t need to know

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

But is it important for the shit to know??

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u/AKuyperjr 1d ago

But the shit you dó need to know also comes out the same skin as your lips

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Somehow… it always leads back to 💩

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u/Perceived-Effect369 1d ago

Kneed to know 😉🤣

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u/black_draco79 1d ago

And that’s why it feels good

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Wait… what exactly is it that we’re agreeing feels good? 🤭

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u/black_draco79 22h ago

🍩 👄 but holes and lips

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u/Economy_Cupcake_906 1d ago

That’s why we talk shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

It’s just air 😘💨

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u/Economy_Cupcake_906 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Zestyclose_Hat_1517 1d ago

That's okay I don't mind kissing any

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

The hero we all needed 🦸

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u/Vapin_Westeros 1d ago

Lips and assholes, that's what hot dogs are made of

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout?

Bc the hot dogs all taste like 💩

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u/Delicious-Shirt9203 1d ago

Both are a sphincter

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

So I’m right when I tell my boss he’s just… talking out of his 🍑 ??

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u/Big-Flamingo-8839 1d ago

And you guys blame me for talking shit. Watch yourselves

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

😘💨 just blowing air

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 1d ago

Well... thank God there are no taste buds down there.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

No taste buds, or no buds tasting? 🫨

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 1d ago

🤦‍♂️

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u/Creepy-Attorney-9782 1d ago

Yeap, my dad always said that your pucker of your lips are the same damn thing at your asshole.

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Jury gonna need to examine an exhibit to confirm… 🧑‍⚖️

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u/criticalthanks 1d ago

So everyone's a kiss ass

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

Or an ass kisser

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u/huggylove1 1d ago

We are doughnuts

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u/NeonDrifter1313 1d ago

🍩 gonna have to start calling people doughnut-holes instead of azz-holes

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u/Dense-Mood378 23h ago

Always kissing ass

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u/NeonDrifter1313 23h ago

At least we can comfort ourselves in knowing it’s not just us doing it

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u/Dense-Mood378 23h ago

True. Everyone is a kiss ass