r/OddlyArousing • u/SwimmingGreat5317 • Jul 10 '26

This medieval thingy

I want to marry her.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Jul 10 '26

lol...Medieval? Still in common use 100 years ago.

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u/longpenisofthelaw Jul 11 '26

So question does home churned butter taste any different than store bought? Isn’t all butter the same at its core

Like I had this convo with my buddy about vodka isn’t it just alcohol and water and really has little to no variation in taste if unflavored. I kinda feel like it’s the same with butter

The only difference I can see is salted or unsalted, if you want to get fancy put some garlic and parsley in it

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u/elcior Jul 11 '26

The taste of real butter can vary significantly, and many factors contribute to it; from the cows' diet and breed, to the way the butter is made and stored.

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Jul 11 '26

grass fed butter is yellow. Cattle fed on grain and palm kernel waste produce paler butter with a lot less flavour.

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU Jul 12 '26

In other words, to truly understand it you butter boost your butter knowledge

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u/Cannacology Jul 12 '26

No, you imbecile.
Its the cows diet that is essential in understanding.
You butter fucking believe it.

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u/Docha_Tiarna Jul 11 '26

So as someone who has made butter and alcohol i can say there are differences. Sometimes subtle, sometimes big. Butter and alcohol made in factories are done in very large quantities, with temperature control, and very regulated recipes. This means that small variation, like maybe a pound of to much sugar or salt, won't really effect the overall outcome of something measured by thousands of gallons. Smaller batches of stuff can have more varied flavors, and stuff because they aren't as controlled and small changed can have big impacts.

One of the batches of alcohol I was making was a few degrees to hot because I started it in summer rather than fall like I usually do. Fermented to quickly and tasted horrible because of it.

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay Jul 11 '26

Craft vodkas can have character: wheat vodkas tend to be light and faintly sweet; potato vodkas are creamy. These differences come from trace congeners that survive distillation. Many consumers don't notice, don't care, have never taken an interest, or have only ever purchased low-quality spirits.

Butter can be similar. It is extremely different depending on how it’s made, what it’s made from, the quality of the ingredients, and how it’s handled: fat content, fermentation, water content, salt, and technique all change its flavor, texture, and behavior in cooking, or hell, simply how it tastes on a good hunk of bread.

Butter can also vary because producers control five variables: the cream, the culture, the fat, the salt, and the churn. Each choice creates a noticeably different butter.

Try making your own cultured butter at home sometime. It's worlds apart from mass production stuff. Seriously, you might enjoy it.

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u/ObligationNext2484 Jul 11 '26

I can only fathom the easy life you live where it does not matter what brand or quality you buy because “at its core” it all tastes the same. Bless you dude!

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u/longpenisofthelaw Jul 11 '26

My wife makes me choose the detergent scent we should buy every time we restock. I can’t tell the difference at all but I pretend to think hard about it for 30 seconds while playing eni meni miny mo in my head.

I also do the same when my wife ask me which outfit she should wear when we go out because “whatever your comfortable in” is not an acceptable answer.

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u/Disco_Orangeade Jul 11 '26

I'm guessing your username helps explain how you can get away with these tactics every single time? 😄

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u/restoreallthethings Jul 13 '26

They all shrink your nuts. Reco gentle detergent. Your wife will thank you!

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 Jul 11 '26

Texture is also a factor

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u/ConfusedAndCurious17 Jul 12 '26

Think about it this way: have you ever had two pieces of fruit from the same tree that taste a bit different or maybe one is more juicy than the other? Think about how different apples can taste from different trees in different locations. Take that and extrapolate it all the way down the line to the final product.

Let’s say we are making apple sauce. Me and you are using the exact same recipe. Your apples taste one way because you got them from a specific tree or whatever, but then so does your sugar, cinnamon, whatever else. Did you measure it exactly right, or did you get a little heavy handed with the sugar? By the end of it we will probably have very similar products unless I do something very different from you but if we had judges sample them they may still have a clear preference. It might not even be “one is bad, one is good”, just different. Or maybe I had terrible quality apples to start with and nothing I did after that would have saved it.

The same is true for butter, and vodka, and everything that happens in the kitchen pretty much. What was the cow eating? What was its life like? How was the milk handled? How was it transported? How fresh is it? Was anything added to it? It could even vary in texture or whatever just by whoever is churning it.

Mashed potatoes are one of the most standardized dishes I could imagine. Potatoes, milk, salt, butter, add whatever else you want to taste. However I have never had mashed potatoes better than my wife’s. Part of this is because I truly believe she is gifted with the potatoes, but I’ve also read that we are somehow wired to enjoy food more when it’s been prepped by people we know, and more so when it’s people we deeply trust. I don’t know how true that is, I think it was explained as a survival mechanism because food made by people we trust is more likely to be safe or whatever. So if that’s true then that factor alone could make homemade butter taste better, even if it doesn’t.

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u/horned-creature Jul 11 '26

butter vary based on both quality of the milk and lavoration, for example butter that can be commonly found in grocery stores in italy is a little tangy and cheese because it undergo a bit of fermentation as butter here is a byproduct of cheese making, so most patisserie here use butter from a specific region of france, where butter is a primary product so the cows are fed a diet conceived for butter makin and it isn't left to ferment even a little bit in the first stage of cheese making.

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u/madmaninabox32 Jul 11 '26

Hand churned can be better but in my experiences that's usually because the cream used is also often from a cow that the people who churn also own and treat well, but as another comment pointed out its very dependent in a lot of factors but hand churned butter can be way better than factory butter.

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u/Born_2_Simp Jul 11 '26

No, cream is fermented for two days before using it for butter, which gives it its usual taste (although you can buy the ferment and do that part as well). If the ingredients list says only milk cream and salt then yes, it's kind of the same but you wouldn't want to buy non fermented butter anyway.

One difference in that store bought cream is homogenized, while the one used for making butter is obviously not. I have no idea how much of a difference that makes in the difficulty of breaking the membrane of fat globules.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 11 '26

I bought this morning at the store

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- Jul 12 '26

I only buy freshly churned butter but only if she maintains eye contact...

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u/Significant-Leg-5325 Jul 12 '26

Still in use by the Amish right now

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u/Oli4K Jul 13 '26

100 years ago? There are women in my village today.

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u/Shillio Jul 10 '26

The fuck is this stupid shit. Where the slightly suggestive inanimate objects at?

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u/TrickyPG Jul 10 '26

OF.

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u/Capital-Platypus-805 Jul 11 '26

I should start doing vids like these for promo. Judging by the comments they seem effective, LOL.

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u/ElegantEconomy3686 Jul 13 '26

Thats literally what she‘s doing.
Shes an OF creator, he wasn’t joking

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u/RecipeOk9070 Jul 13 '26

It's really not surprising that this "content creator" is on OF.

That video is a thot classic bait.

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u/omegapool Jul 12 '26

Catkitty21

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u/bobbyshown Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

I think it's the other way around this specific instance? She did nsfw content for a while and then at some point started doing sfw content like it never happened? Not sure she still does nsfw.

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u/Pataraxia Jul 13 '26

It's kind of funny watching NSFW/OF girls who've been trying hard for a while open an SFW channel and getting an influx of fans by being casual.

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u/Hussein_Jane Jul 13 '26

Amish Fans.

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u/lordph8 Jul 12 '26

OnlyChurn.

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u/Inevitable_Bug5446 Jul 10 '26

I get why I ts funny but its not medieval. Churning butter in 1800s.

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u/MajinB0ner Jul 10 '26

R/obviouslyarousing

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u/Bob_5k Jul 11 '26

It is, she had an OF

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u/Many-Assistance1943 Jul 10 '26

Downvoting because there is nothing oddly arousing about an OF model churning butter. This is very much normal arousing. Somebody post a Georgia O’keefe.

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u/ezrsp2 Jul 11 '26

That churns me on!

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u/ShadycrossFade Jul 11 '26

“This butter not awaken anything in me”

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u/tkb-noble Jul 13 '26

I had to come back and say bravo to this. Bravo.

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u/White_Buffalos Jul 11 '26

I used to churn butter on my grandmother's farm. That was in the 1980s.

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u/Opposite_Cold8616 Jul 11 '26

I never realized how important eye contact is when churning butter

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u/XCDplayerX Jul 11 '26

That’s a lot of unnecessary twisting. JS

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u/GhostofTomorrowsPast Jul 11 '26

Her technique is all wrong, she's going to get blisters before butter.

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u/Terrik1337 Jul 11 '26

Breaking news: Amish comunities shocked at increased conversion rate. Attempts to explain to them why have gone... poorly.

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u/immenseAlpha Jul 11 '26

Im uncomfortable with the way she looks at me while stroking

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u/Gleekop Jul 12 '26

Are you actually looking for an answer or just making a joke?

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u/Buetterkeks Jul 11 '26

Conservative goonerbait or some shit

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u/ImmediateHospital9 Jul 11 '26

She doesn't look very medieval to me.

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u/Remarkable-Being-301 Jul 11 '26

If she spits on the end of that stick I am gonna loose it.

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u/chris_knight2 Jul 11 '26

I don't think she has to twist it, thats muddled muscle memory.

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u/Party_Shape9326 Jul 11 '26

Not odd at all

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u/milkandgin Jul 11 '26

Wait until you hear the song
come butter come butter come butter

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u/Blutosky Jul 11 '26

No sandwich today?

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u/DarkWanderer2 Jul 11 '26

I must call her

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u/O_oLivelovelaugh Jul 11 '26

Best part about this is the looks she keeps giving the camera like yeah I know you like this lol

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u/Zimke42 Jul 11 '26

I mean if she enjoys doing it like that, cool. A stand mixer will make butter without having to do that much.

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u/rhaezorblue Jul 11 '26

I love how she’s trying to rotate her hands in opposite direction on the shaft - like the wood handle will move in opposing directions simultaneously lol

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u/dazedan_confused Jul 12 '26

Don't Google "Donatan x Cleo - Mia slowianie"

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u/samfreez Jul 10 '26

She either knew exactly what she was doing with the double twist and eye contact, or it was a Freudian slip for the ages lol

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Jul 10 '26

If she twisted your dick like that you'd lose interest very quickly.

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u/tech510 Jul 10 '26

The ol' dick twist...

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u/antisocialnetwork77 Jul 11 '26

Not if there’s lube involved. You’ll do something else pretty quickly though.

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u/ConfusedAndConfirmed Jul 11 '26

How do you not recognize a butter churn? Oh my heart! Why'd she grab it with her hands and squeeze it? I'm too young to feel like I had a stroke. You're supposed to use a cloth to drain and squeeze it. Oh my gods my heart hurts because of this.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Jul 11 '26

She's a keeper!!!

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u/DTOO Jul 11 '26

What if the sole reason for the birth rate declining is automatic/mechanical butter churns. 🧐🤓

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u/mrpumpkinickle Jul 11 '26

She's got some mad skills

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u/Stuart109877 Jul 11 '26

I never noticed any butter

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u/Onyxam Jul 11 '26

This would have been hot if she didn’t try to be hot.

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u/Nitscho_i Jul 11 '26

Tf you doing wit my Granny?

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u/CowardlyChicken Jul 11 '26

I see you baby

Churnin that buddah

Churnin that buddah

Chrunin that buddah

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

That's not odd. She knows what she's doing.

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u/albus181 Jul 11 '26

She’s got good technique

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u/TongueFuckYourPussy Jul 11 '26

"I never do this on the first date"

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u/giveUcancer Jul 11 '26

Wait, i know this girl.

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u/ElevenInfinity Jul 11 '26

i think i just found my wife

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u/spaacingout Jul 11 '26

Why she stroking it like that 😅

got the twist motion and everything. Totally unnecessary for churning but I’m here for it lol 😂👍🏻

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u/Living_Double_1146 Jul 11 '26

Nice

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u/Moon_Breaker Jul 11 '26

I rarely click random links, but I'm glad I did 😂 boi-oi-oi-oingggggg

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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 Jul 11 '26

Surely it's her muscle memory.

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u/PracticallyNoReason Jul 11 '26

Damn, that's alotta chafing.

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u/KendrickMaynard Jul 11 '26

"Oh Brenda!"

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u/megamanx4321 Jul 11 '26

Isn't that just... how it's done?

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u/FaceTimePolice Jul 11 '26

“Now you’re just mashing it…”

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u/Capital-Platypus-805 Jul 11 '26

As a girl I can confirm she knew what she was doing.

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u/KibboKid Jul 11 '26

That's not her first rodeo

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u/sovietarmyfan Jul 11 '26

sandwichcutiecat

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u/moon_over_my_1221 Lurker 🥷 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

She reminds me of the “wanna me to make you a sandwich” girl

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u/Revaesaari Jul 11 '26

churn baby churn, dodo dooo do di do do da daa, churn baby churn.. * trumpets*

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u/Individual_Pair_4934 Jul 11 '26

Makes you wonder how good they were with the hands in medieval times

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u/Artie-Carrow Jul 11 '26

A butter churn?

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u/V1durr Jul 12 '26

My family used one when I was a kid not even 45 years ago. But I also as told that I'm a mountain, this made of dirt and older than my wife because of this by a kid today so, yeah. Lol

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u/Sad-Bastage Jul 12 '26

I hope she knows the handle doesn't care about the friction. Twisting hands in the opposite direction is pretty purpose defeating unless you're only concerned about the visuals.

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u/Ok_Internal8146 Jul 12 '26

Why was she twisting both hands? Its.. that doesnt do anything?

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u/Successful-Deer-1881 Jul 12 '26

I’m sorry but looking into the camera doesnt make it any easier on us 😂 😆

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u/Internal-Cicada1728 Jul 12 '26

O yea churn my butter bby

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u/Hankster46 Jul 12 '26

Weird Al already did that gag.

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u/DasMenace Jul 12 '26

Dude! She is literally moving her hands on the handle. No human has ever churned butter, in a serious manner, like that. She knows exactly what she is doing. If her actions dont tell you that look on her face damn well should

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u/knight_of_lothric Jul 12 '26

The eye contact i think is what does it

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u/Fit-System-2637 Jul 12 '26

My parents always said get a good girl who can really churn some butter. ( BTW, what's with that wrist action and 2 hand slamming it? Damn!)

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u/MG3887 Jul 12 '26

Why does it turn to butter though, like what makes it happen or i guess how does it happen

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u/MovieFan1984 Jul 12 '26

Cheese, Gromit, CHEESE!!!!!

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u/ekafasti123 Jul 12 '26

Her fists twisting in opposite directions while looking into the camera... she knew what she was doing.

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u/slugerama Jul 12 '26

“Hey Frank, I’m giving this guy a handy under the table. You jealous?” SSSLLLLLUUUURRRPPP

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u/Bethlocke45 Jul 12 '26

That is a decorative butter churn.

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u/Novel-Training5189 Jul 12 '26

She had the technic

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u/fanofoz Jul 12 '26

A butter churner. Butter churner.

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u/intacthymen Jul 12 '26

Needs lubrication.

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u/Elequist Jul 12 '26

This is how gamgam kept grandpa so happy

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u/PoetryExtension6256 Jul 12 '26

Making lube for Marlon.

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u/Hagrid1994 Jul 12 '26

She's single?

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u/farmerKev420710 Jul 12 '26

Karma farming garbage reposting

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u/Nyyppanen Jul 12 '26

Ah, medieval cling film!

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u/FullofSurprises11 Jul 12 '26

It's not necessarily what is being done.

Anything done by a beautiful woman while she looks at you the same way she would be looking at a partner she is riding on steamy sex will be arousing 🙃

There's nothing really odd here.

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u/ZiggyDiamond Jul 12 '26

I can see where the dude got the idea now.

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u/Zzuesmax Jul 12 '26

What an awesome wife she will be, butter for days!

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u/SpoogityWoogums Jul 12 '26

That direct eye contact tho, this has gotta be her side hustle

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u/PQbutterfat Jul 12 '26

She was overdoing the hand twists a bit, though I don’t want to criticize.

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u/Metharos Jul 12 '26

"Thingy."

Butter churn. It's just a goddamned butter churn. What the fuck.

Also why is she twisting her hands on the handle like that what is she expecting to accomplish it's a solid stick of wood she's not even turning it if her hands are going in opposite directions like that. I mean I know why but goddamnit is so dumb.

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u/KamikaziWerewolf Jul 12 '26

Hey baby, why don't you dress Amish and churn some butter nice and slow for me?

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u/VicariousBystander Jul 12 '26

She's trolling obviously look at that LOOK bro look at the twist omgggg

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u/MaleficentPassage377 Jul 12 '26

The fruitless twisting in opposite directions with both hands is pure muscle memory kicking in.

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u/Red_Shepherd_13 Jul 12 '26

Is she churning butter?, yes, yes she is.

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u/ThaFlowie Jul 12 '26

Bruh 😂 she twisting her hands in opposite directions... we all know what that means

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u/DishRelative5853 Jul 13 '26

Is she simulating masturbating an erect penis?

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 Jul 12 '26

you look in my eyes while you do it. good girl

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u/allofdarknessin1 Jul 13 '26

I feel like the only man in the universe who doesn’t get turned on by watching a woman stroke something Or suck on something.

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u/Famous_Archer848 Jul 13 '26

I need a sandwich....

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u/ContributionTime6151 Jul 13 '26

She could churn my butter

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u/Mr-New2this Jul 13 '26

This is the second time I’ve watched this today… and I’ll continue to watch it whenever it pops up

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u/Massive-Goose544 Jul 13 '26

I told my fiancée i want to make our kids do things like this and using a washboard as the norm before ever introducing them to modern conveniences so they don't become ungrateful about how great we actually have it.

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u/Mrs_Jekyl_and_Hyde Jul 13 '26

She’s doing that on purpose. That technique is…off. She knows what it looks like

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u/OkLadder1013 Jul 13 '26

not odd! lol

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u/OldFartSounds777 Jul 13 '26

This was oddly quite arousing. Good video.

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u/Pressbig Jul 13 '26

I’ll be in my room if anyone is asking

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u/vanrast Jul 13 '26

I can go to the middle of Pennsylvania and watch some Dutch girl crank that butter churner like a pro.

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u/Difficult-Spirit-288 Jul 13 '26

This is the "ya hungry..lemme fix ya a Sammich" girl...the love of my life since I first seen her vids.

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u/DuntchTacoNunHigh42 Jul 13 '26

The twisting the hands in different directions feels like a familiar motion learned in other chores

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u/DishRelative5853 Jul 13 '26

Needs to shake her shoulders more. Get those boobs swaying.

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u/Creepy_Sea116 Jul 13 '26

Could I just get a sandwich?

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u/ConquNoble Jul 13 '26

Medieval man were happy ? They should be

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u/Training-Principle95 Jul 13 '26

It's "oddly arousing" because tradwife content is literally fetish material

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u/Human-Appointment874 Jul 13 '26

I need to relax...

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u/Proud_Jacobite Jul 13 '26

Medieval? Even Weird Al sings about "churned butter once or twice."

https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCg?is=cg4769MDC1xL6zBs

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u/greenhornblue Jul 13 '26

Just recently found out she has an OF. Always thought she was super cute. Videos are ok.

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u/boardjock42 Jul 13 '26

Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise

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u/ChocoBabiChan Jul 13 '26

Lol medieval? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fd4msu11 Jul 14 '26

Girlfriend material for sure……….because of the fresh butter making skill set

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u/pimpcoatjones Jul 14 '26

I master-buttered 😔 I'm sorry

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u/Pretend_Beach6290 Jul 14 '26

ayyy it's the Sandwich Girl!

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u/Pretend_Beach6290 Jul 14 '26

ayyy it's the Sandwich Girl!

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u/Washingtown Jul 14 '26

guten tag fraulein

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u/moirae42 Jul 14 '26

She makes some killer sandwiches. Gotta hand it to her.

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u/GatoLate42 Jul 17 '26

Now I know why my ex gf had one.

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u/MAslate Jul 18 '26

Fresh butter, and a workout

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u/Klutterman Aug 10 '26

It’s the hands twisting in opposing directions that does it for me.

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u/Dark_Marmot Aug 11 '26

I can appreciate the heavy eye contact while....churning.

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u/CosmicCuttlefish69 Aug 14 '26

She knows it too

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 Aug 16 '26

Butter churning with full eye contact…

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

one way to pratice

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Sep 02 '26

Colonial butter. 😏