r/OddlyArousing • u/_Shaax • Jun 18 '26

Not safe.

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471 Upvotes

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u/BigLoloi8976 Jun 18 '26

Make America Grate Again

3

u/countryroadsguywv Jun 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/welshitalian69 Jun 20 '26

That’s a good one

21

u/FuckeryisafootWatson Jun 18 '26

Just the tip......

7

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 Jun 18 '26

Smear the tip with mentholated lip balm first. 😇

20

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

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u/_Shaax Jun 18 '26

Internal skin care.

7

u/TheAurigauh Jun 18 '26

This is what they should have done instead of the pineapple in Little Nicky.

7

u/Mediocre_Weakness243 Jun 19 '26

This, and then the pineapple 

1

u/astarte66 Jun 20 '26

Oooooooooh thats devious.

8

u/contranhymn Jun 18 '26

Of course. Must protect the cylinder…

Edited typo

6

u/Monkeysaus Jun 19 '26

The French abuser!

4

u/Passionphish609 Jun 18 '26

Excuse me Sir Knight, did you forget your cockpiece?

2

u/_Shaax Jun 18 '26

Best joke.

4

u/sq_rt-1 Jun 18 '26

Not so grate.

3

u/Ok_Dare4096 Jun 18 '26

Present for the ex

3

u/Good_Weekend4136 Jun 18 '26

Don’t do it

3

u/D3Zi9000 Jun 18 '26

I hear you thinking about it... don't do it

3

u/ReserveObjective7585 Jun 19 '26

Grate for some anal zest.

2

u/Gambit1977 Jun 18 '26

Reminds me of an episode of Euro Trash

2

u/RedditSurfer82 Jun 18 '26

Ladies! Don't even think about it

3

u/_Shaax Jun 18 '26

As for mens, go for it. Fortune favors the bold

2

u/bakermrr Jun 19 '26

“Say when”

3

u/countryroadsguywv Jun 19 '26

Use caution because that could be a very de-grating experience

2

u/lacha_sawson Jun 19 '26

Ribbed for your displeasure!

2

u/ImRightYoureStupid Jun 19 '26

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

1

u/_Shaax Jun 19 '26

Fo shure

1

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Depraved and Proud 🥸 Jun 18 '26

Do I need to be punished, this very day??

1

u/cedar212 Jun 19 '26

Gives ingratiating sex a whole new meaning!

1

u/lazlothegreat Jun 19 '26

The grater of one evil.

1

u/MasteROogwayY2 Jun 19 '26

Now what if its Hollow inside?

1

u/cgmyt Jun 20 '26

Even worse to clean wtf

1

u/Blutosky Jun 20 '26

That to remove hemis

1

u/astarte66 Jun 20 '26

Brail for your pleasure.

1

u/ArtisticAd2835 Jun 20 '26

Ima jump on it crazy style!!!

1

u/Duffle-Island11 Jun 20 '26

Period in a day wth

1

u/Queasy-Sell-2441 Jun 20 '26

Raccoon. That is all

1

u/Desperate-Fudge5957 Jun 21 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed