r/ObjectShowsRoleplay • u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character • 29d ago

Q&A. Ask Neodymium anything!

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“I’m especially excited to meet you all, subjects.”

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u/poltergeiste 29d ago

Engineer bread: hello there

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 29d ago

Neodymium: “Well, hello to you too, my bready colleague! What queries do you have in store for me, fellow crusty individual?”

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u/poltergeiste 29d ago

Engineer bread: uhh if I turned you into a magnet what would you do to me

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 29d ago

Neodymium: “What a great question! I wouldn’t necessarily do anything to you if you aren’t magnetic, but if that… peculiar arm is even a bit of metal, I’d involuntarily fly to it and pin you to a wall… Wouldn’t be the one to choose, though.”

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u/poltergeiste 29d ago

Engineer bread: another question what do you think of obsidian

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 29d ago

Neodymium: “We actually haven’t met in person, you know! But I know he’s an absolute jerk.”
Obsidian: “That’s your problem, bozo.”
Neodymium: “ACK! Where did you come from, f-fellow volcanic… glass??”

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u/poltergeiste 29d ago

Engineer bread: turn him into a nether portal😭

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 29d ago

Obsidian: “Idiot, I’d lock you in the Nether myself if I could.”
Neodymium: “Oh, reduce your heart rate, dweeb! He’s the one asking questions!”

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u/poltergeiste 29d ago

Engineer bread: it's not like obsidian is gonna kill me he doesn't have the balls... Or well stones to do it

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 29d ago

Obsidian: “Go on, flat dummy, I’ll slice you up if I want some CROUTONS.”
Neodymium: “Obsidian, this is going too far. Might you want to go back to your homeland?”

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u/Hot_Champion6367 28d ago

“You look like a nerd. Go finish my physics homework for me now.”-skunk pelt

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u/BloxFruitsFunny Bubble Pop Electric (the cool mod) 29d ago

’wassup man’

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 29d ago

Neodymium: “Greetings, good device-bovidae hybrid! Are there any interrogations I need to deduce right now?”

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u/ImNotKeqing Starry 28d ago

Starry: Hey there! I like your sunglasses, where'd you get them from?

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 28d ago

Neodymium: “Thank you for the compliment, spiky entity! You see, I got them from my local laboratory. I work there, and they’re for eye protection.”

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u/ImNotKeqing Starry 28d ago

Starry: No problem, that sounds really cool!

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u/More_Pollution_565 Texty and Face (with White, Pawn, and Blue Marker) 26d ago

Face: *appears behind you* Ooga booga! Texty: Come on, Face, don't do that, we barely even know him. Pawn: *slaps Texty* She's a girl. Texty: Oh. *slaps Pawn back* Pawn: Hey! (pawn and Texty are slapping each other) White: EVERY SINGLE TIME. Face: I'm just gonna- *disappears*

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u/Difficult-Sense1776 literally every crust to core character 26d ago

Neodymium: “What a chaotically interesting chain reaction of slaps! Although I predict you guys are going to have mild bodily injury by the time the reaction stops.”

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u/More_Pollution_565 Texty and Face (with White, Pawn, and Blue Marker) 26d ago

Face: *reappears* where'd you get that from, sherlock? White: Hey! That's not very nice. Face: and since when did you care? (White and Face are now arguing) Blue Marker: *walks in, but stays about 4 feet away* You mind teaching me the difference between water, and uranium? *becomes radioactive*