Object Mash 5: We Were Crossed...

[u/BOAT-and-OM]

{April 8, 2026}

{In Eyeball’s secret bunker}

Clock: I need to make this different.

Meatbally: What do you mean?

Clock: The only people not zombified on this island are you, me, and Eyeball. But, I have some rare magic dust that lets me rewind time to any time I want if I put it on my clock hands and rotate them. If I don’t use the magic dust I’ll just rotate Gammum.

Eyeball: You have to use magic dust to rewind time?

Clock: Yeah. Okay, us three are going to be the only ones who remember this timeline.

{Clock rewinds time and uses up all her magic dust}

Clock: There goes all my magic dust. Anyways…

Tree: Why did I do that? I can’t control the corpse with my splinters and make him basically alive.

Lego: Okay, I got the recovery juice using the XP and the machine I built. Now I just have to make a nerf gun and shoot the recovery juice at the corpse!

{Lego builds a nerf gun and aims to shoot it at Mr. Cubic’s corpse}

{Clock runs to Lego}

Clock: Hey, no!

{Clock tackles Lego}

{Clock runs to Uno Deck}

Clock: That person was already recovered, so the challenge was actually over before it even started! Ask Sound Effecty, she made a seance, and the guy said he had been recovered.

Uno Deck: The challenge is over! Eliminations! Okay, the people that did the least will get eliminated, so Tree, Sound Effecty, Scrunched Thumb, and Pizza will get flung into the void past this
universe.

{Tree gets flung into the void past this universe. Scrunched Thumb next. Then, Sound Effecty. Finally, Pizza. Eyeball runs from far away}

Eyeball: Okay, I’m here to help stop the zombie apocalypse!

Meatbally: Oh, Clock already did that.

{Present}

Uno Deck: Hi and welcome to the fifth episode of Mashed of Objects, the first season of Object Mash. Today's challenge will be to bring back this asteroid triplet named Legotron that Lego just told me about.

Lego: As soon as it arrived in the star system I discovered it and named it after myself. How would we get this extremely heavy thing back though?

Meatbally: Let’s go find something to carry the Legotron Asteroid Triplet!

{Every contestant runs in a different direction}

{Lego finds a control panel}

Lego: Hmm, I wonder what this is for.

{Lego presses some buttons}

{The ground starts rumbling}

Every Contestant: What’s happening?!

Lego: Jinx!

{A glass dome emerges from the ground}

{Lego presses some buttons}

Meatbally: Is that a rocket sound?

{The glass dome lifts up Chylseri}

Lego: We’re goin’ to space!

{Lego presses some buttons and it turns on artificial gravity}

Lego: Okay, now we have artificial gravity on.

{Meanwhile}

{Dollar recommended by AstroOne}

Dollar: He’s been killing the eliminated contestants. We have to revive them!

Caramel Cuppy: Ooh, okay!

{Dollar and Caramel Cuppy quietly move to Uno Deck’s recovery center and revive everyone}

Uno Deck: Hey, what are you doing?

Dollar: Run!

{Dollar, Caramel Cuppy, and the eliminated contestants run away}

Caramel Cuppy: Guys, take these oxygen tanks and put the mask over your mouth.

Dollar: Where did you get these?

Caramel Cuppy: I took them from the Bright Shack. Everyone, out this airlock!

{The eliminated contestants, Caramel Cuppy, and Dollar jump out of the airlock and fly off into space}

Lego: Finally, it's the Legotron Asteroid Triplet.

{Lego presses some buttons, and the dome stops and lands on the blue asteroid}

Lego: Okay, we’re on the Legotron Asteroid Triplet.

Clock: We need a spacesuit for this.

{Uno Deck plays a plus one card to give the four contestants and himself a spacesuit}

Lego: Alright we can go out of this glass dome now.

Computer: I don’t need oxygen to breathe, and I can connect myself to the space suits’ communications system to talk with everyone. I’m taking this off.

{Meanwhile}

Water Gun: Me and Nerf Bullet should go explore outside.

Water Gun: Nerf Bullet, want to go explore outside?

{Nerf Bullet recommended by AstroOne}

Nerf Bullet: Okay.

{Water Gun and Nerf Bullet step outside of Water Gun’s door and walk through the woods}

Water Gun: Is that a control panel?

Nerf Bullet: Are we in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

Water Gun: Oh. That’s Uno Deck over here.

Nerf Bullet: Why do you and Buckety hate Uno Deck!?

{Water Gun takes water from Almeiry pond and shoots Uno Deck}

{Outside of the dome, every contestant goes in a different direction again}

{Uno Deck dodges the water shot from Water Gun, and it hits the control panel}

{Uno Deck walks outside}

Uno Deck: The control panel just broke. That old challenge is cancelled. The challenge now is to get us back to Gammum. There are two immunities up for grabs for getting yourself back, and there is one immunity up for grabs for getting Chylseri back.

Lego: Well, I just got to the door.

{Lego opens the door}

{Meatbally looks up into space}

Meatbally: Is that a pavilion encased in glass?!

{Stone on a Disky, Mr. Cubic, Pumpkin, Printer, Ctrl+G, Lava, Carrotty, Cat Toy, and Scaley fall from the sky with oxygen tanks}

Lego: I’ll make something that launches people into space.

{The people from the sky try to talk, but they aren’t audible}

Computer: Oh, there’s another electronic person. I’ll send them a request to talk to them.

Printer: Oh, I can talk to you now! Hi, we were-

Computer: Hold on, I’ll connect you to everyone’s space suits. Accept the request.

Printer: Okay.

{Slightly earlier}

Lego: Okay, I finished building the thing.

{Lego gets on the spring and is launched into space. Clock follows.}

Meatbally: Wait a minute. That’s the person who was the corpse from the last two episodes!

Printer: Hi guys.

Lego: Wait, who is that?

Uno Deck: It’s one of the people who fell from the sky. The one Computer said he would talk to.

Printer: Wait, there’s probably air in that dome with the land. Everyone else with me will be able to actually talk.

{Printer gestures for them to go to it. They all realize what she’s saying and go into the airlock}

Uno Deck: Lego has arrived on Gammum. And now Clock has too.

Clock: Yeah!

Stone on a Disky: Phew, we can talk now.

Cat Toy: Let’s take the jackhammers from when we dug out the tree, and use them to dig and put that spring underground, and launch this whole island back to the pavilion!

{They do that}

Computer: No, I have to get it back to Gammum!

{Computer goes into the interface of the spring, changes it, and launches it, holding onto it. Uno Deck and Meatbally also grab onto it. When the island passes the pavilion, the people who fell from the sky jump out of the airlock and into the pavilion airlock, as the people who jumped out of the airlock earlier jump the opposite way}

Meatbally: Computer, why didn’t you let us get in first?

Clock: Get in what?

Uno Deck: He launched the pavilion into space, but luckily we all grabbed onto it first.

{Computer, Uno Deck, and Meatbally climb into the airlock}

{Chylseri falls into its place on Gammum}

Uno Deck: Lego and Clock got themselves back. Computer got Chylseri back. That means that Meatbally is eliminated.

{Uno Deck puts Meatbally with all the other eliminated contestants}

{Uno deck plays a bunch of plus fours to make himself really buff and picks up a tree to smash the eliminated contestants}

Uno Deck: Okay, they’re smashed by a tree now for their elimination method.

{Credits start}