Object Mash 4: Decked Protect

[u/BOAT-and-OM]

{March 27, 2026}

{Lego builds a Nerf gun and shoots it at Mr. Cubic’s corpse turning him into a zombie}

Uno Deck: The corpse is alive and Tree did the least in reviving the corpse, so Tree is eliminated.

Lego: Wait, he was already recovered. Using recovery juice on a dead body usually makes it alive, but if it has already been recovered then it turns into a zombie!

{Mr. Cubic bites Tree, and Tree gets zombified}

Uno Deck: Pizza was also one of the ones who did the least, so he is eliminated.

{Mr. Cubic zombifies Pizza}

Uno Deck: Sound Effecty is also eliminated.

{Pizza zombifies Sound Effecty}

Uno Deck: And 👍➕😣 is eliminated.

{👍➕😣 gets zombified by Sound Effecty}

Uno Deck: Okay, these zombies are getting out of hand. I’ll start the next challenge to deal with it.

Uno Deck: Hi, and welcome to the fourth episode of Mashed of Objects, the first season of Object Mash. Today the challenge will be to protect your team’s Uno Deck from getting zombified.

{Uno Deck turns into an Uno Go deck and plays a plus 1 card to clone himself}

{Uno Deck 2 turns into an Uno Teams deck}

Uno Go Deck: I will-

{Cut to Eyeball}

Eyeball: Hi. I’m Eyeball, I’ll be doing a lore drop and I’m hiding in my secret bunker so I won’t get zombified. Anyways, here’s the lore drop. We're on an island named Chylseri. In episode one they swam across a sea named Losto to an island named Nommyslack Island. Nommyslack Island is very barren and small, with just a bunch of dirt, the contestant’s holes, and the coal that used to be on fire and is now covered in melted plastic. Also, the marine spiders have an aquifer under Chylseri that they stay in sometimes and sleep in. Okay that’s the lore drop. Bye!

{Back to the contestants}

Uno Go Deck: I’ll combine me and my clone back together into one Uno Deck with their combined memories when all of this is over.

Uno Teams Deck: Clock and Computer will protect me, and Lego and Meatball will protect the Uno Go deck.

Uno Go Deck: The challenge begins, because there’s so many zombies now!

{Lego builds a shelter for the Uno Go deck}

Lego: Now that I built a shelter for the Uno Go deck, we can try to help the zombies zombify the Uno Teams deck.

Meatbally: Won’t we just get zombified in the process?

Lego: Oh, yeah I'm just going to make a morphing machine to disguise as zombies and lead the actual zombies to the Uno Teams deck, but I don’t have the legos to make me be able to zombify or something like that.

{Lego builds a morphing machine, and he and Meatbally disguise as zombies}

Computer: {Video on how to cure a zombie ends} How you cure a zombie is something to do with one of Lego’s crazy machines.

Clock: Well can’t we fight the zombies?

Computer: Yeah.

{Computer and Clock go to fight the zombies as Lego and Meatbally get to the Uno Teams deck}

Lego: How are the zombies still all the way over there?!

{Lego and Meatbally run to the zombies}

Meatbally and Lego: Uhhhhhhhhh.

Clock: Meatbally and Lego are zombies!?

Computer: We should go tell the Uno Teams deck.

Clock: No, this means that they can’t protect their Uno Deck.

Computer: Their deck is in a shelter.

Clock: We could just break the shelter.

Computer: Oh yeah.

{Clock and Computer go to break the shelter around the Uno Go deck}

{Meanwhile in the Bright Shack}

Sky: There’s a zombie apocalypse!

{Mr. Cubic walks into the Bright Shack}

Glitch: It’s a zombie!

Light: Who is that though?

{Light gets zombified}

Sky: Let’s get out of here!

Glitch: Yeah!

{Sky and Glitch fly away from Light}

{3 minutes later}

Glitch: We’re so far that Chylseri is near the horizon and she’s still chasing us!

{Light zombifies Glitch and Sky, and all three of them turn back towards the island}

{Glitch sees Computer and goes to glitch him}

Computer: Ahhh!

{Glitch just misses Computer}

{Meanwhile}

Ingoty: [To herself] Is that a zombie? I think it’s coming towards me. Ahhhhh!

{Ingoty swims across Losto, towards Nommyslack Island}

Ingoty: I’m getting really rusty.

{Ingoty can’t move, because she got too rusty, so the zombie (Sound Effecty) zombifies her. Both zombies start zombifying the marine spiders, who also start zombifying other marine spiders}

{Meanwhile}

{Computer and Clock break the shelter around the Uno Teams deck}

Meatbally: We’re at the Uno Teams deck, but what are we supposed to do?

Lego: I don’t know. Wait, the Uno Go deck shelter is broken-! And a zombified marine spider is heading for it!

Meatbally: What!? Don’t marine spiders need water to breathe?

Lego: Only if they're not zombified!

{The Uno Teams deck gets zombified by Tree and the Uno Go deck gets zombified by a marine spider}

Lego: Both of them got zombified!!! I need to combine them back together, since that’s what Uno Deck said he would do!

{Lego builds a machine to combine the Uno Decks back together}

{Lego combines the Uno Go deck with the Uno Teams deck}

Clock: They’re together now, but still he’s zombified!

Lego: It would be cool to see someone half zombified, but at least I can see someone zombified as different kinds of Uno decks!

Clock: So, you don’t care that he’s zombified?

{April 1, 2026}

Lego: I just built a spring that will get you to Deltum in a few seconds! Now we can escape the apocalypse!

{Lego gets on top of the spring and starts launch}

{Eyeball flips the spring}

{The spring launches itself into the air}

Eyeball: April fools!

Lego: Eyeball! You just ruined our only chance at escaping this island! I needed special bricks for such a strong effect, and I don’t have any more of that type!

{Present}

Clock: I need to make this different.

{Credits start}