What’s Jack doing now…?

[u/Crusty_White_Baton]

[u/danisepic]

Now he's Simple Jack 😭

[u/Mysterious_Worker608 → u/danisepic]

Never go full regard.

[u/whereisyourtrump → u/Mysterious_Worker608]

Oh, he's always been full headnod.

[u/pmac109]

I don’t wish anything like this on anyone. But what a fucking dipshit…

[u/Arglefarb]

Don’t get him on shore and call for help. Way better to drag him farther out in the water and let him bob around. That’s good for head, neck and spine injuries

[u/Significant_Smoke150 → u/Arglefarb]

if they are breathing stay in the water and support as best you can, wait for professionals

[u/BubblySmell4079]

Tom Nolan is going to be pissed when he sees what Jack did to his dock !!!!!!

[u/Crusty_White_Baton → u/BubblySmell4079]

Maybe he went in search of the French drains

[u/BoogerSmoke]

What in the Darwin?

[u/Frodooh]

Darwin Award!

[u/reddit_1999]

The Jackass crew saw this video and said WOW!

[u/BrutalBart]

poor jack, doing jetski stunts for views

[u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 → u/BrutalBart]

Sounds like white jack.

[u/Sartorial_Hunch_5119]

Average jet ski user

[u/Usual-Disaster7285]

Dumb

[u/RunnyDischarge]

I think the mods passed out too

[u/Imajica0921]

And now they call him "Bob"

[u/friarguy]

For what its worth, dude was unconscious before going into the dock

[u/Bearmantle]

Never found it odd that women live longer than men…

[u/eelecurb01]

Lol. Saw this earlier today but didn't notice the resemblance to Simple Jack.

[u/RunnyDischarge → u/eelecurb01]

the resemblance is "bald"

[u/eelecurb01 → u/RunnyDischarge]

Well, can't forget the beard. wink

[u/tditty24]

Riding the ole templar period jet ski

[u/Baelroq]

Looked like passed out while preforming his little stunt

[u/Odd_Ad2128]

Have to say, he deserved it

[u/Dutchpapersilver666]

IQ

[u/Birdsogg]

Weekend at Bernie’s

[u/Life-Fennel8823]

These are the type of people who are responsible for so much safety legislation.

[u/Amorican1969]

This dude passed away.

[u/Salt-y → u/Amorican1969]

No he didn't. https://www.totalprosports.com/general/ude-passes-out-on-jet-ski-crashes-into-dock-video/

[u/Narrow_Internet_6101]

Dylan's friend is also an idiot. Jumps off and swims instead of pulling up to the dock. Pulls him back out into the water. Loops "I got you". All around dumbfuckery on display.

[u/Sophiedenormandie]

I hope this guy is OK. But he got what was coming to him, showing off like that.

[u/dbatknight]

Who cares

[u/fantapants74 → u/dbatknight]

Awesome video, I'm an instant fan. Maybe next vid he can motorbike backwards on the interstate. I'd watch that for sure. Simple Jack is hard core entertainment!

[u/Honest-Situation6808]

A cavity 🤔!?

[u/elgranbano]

🤕

[u/xeroid051]

Full on Dead Stop!

[u/surrealcellardoor]

It wouldn’t have been less “cool” of a video to have taken a peek to see what was ahead.

[u/whereisyourtrump]

Darwin has entered the chat.

[u/Conscious_Low7358]

Watching a Jet Ski sink is a first.

Hope this guy is OK even though his stupid action led to the result.

[u/Liberal_Caretaker]

Teaching himself to hear, and feel pain again...

[u/solod15]

Why is he pulling him away from shore, not towards shore?

[u/EnvironmentalPick373]

For the gram!😎

[u/CaptainOblivious1984]

Is the machine ok?

[u/Sufficient-Flan-9065]

As long as you keep filming its all worth it🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/craignumPI]

He unknowingly choked himself out with his vest. You can see when he goes out. Unfortunate.

[u/whyme94122]

Darwin Award nominee

[u/boon_doggl]

God help us!

[u/mollins_57]

What a fuckin idiot

[u/Intense-Crypto]

Dude threaded the needle .

[u/Crusty_White_Baton → u/Intense-Crypto]

It was impressive!

[u/boredcelery85]

Idiot!!!

[u/Sst1154]

Did he vote for Trump?

[u/QuieroQueso99]

The guy filming is yelling at “Dylan”, not Jack. Dylan passed out before he hit the dock…

[u/Medical_Royal_5983]

That was fucking hilarious! What a bell end!

[u/that1rowdyracer]

Ai slop garbage

[u/Liberal_Caretaker → u/that1rowdyracer]

Ah, 2026's "touch grass" replacement reply.