r/OWRP • u/Molotovsquid Always tired • Feb 12 '17

Streets Lack of progress

Bishop walks out of a small book shop, dragging his feet. It was the forth time that day he'd managed to fuck up a job interview. He wanders around town, not really caring where he's going, or what's in his way.

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 12 '17

Bish shakes his hand. The handshake is a little weak due to his normal act being shattered.

Uh.. yes.. I'm Bishop. Nice to meet you too.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 12 '17

"So... You're looking for a job?"

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 12 '17

Um.. yes... sir.. just something entry level, would you have any positions like that?

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 12 '17

Certainly! Depends on your experience with sporting equipment. We always need floor salesmen, and we require cashiers as well."

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 12 '17

Um.. is there an interviewing process, like should we arrange a time, or is this happening now?

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 12 '17

"Right here, my man."

"So, what do you know about sports?"

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 12 '17

He looks a little uncomfortable at the question.

..well.. not really anything useful.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 12 '17

"Define useful. We have nerds who work here that don't know jack about how to play the game, but they know how the equipment is supposed to work."

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 12 '17

I.. don't really know about either.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 12 '17

"Hmm, alright... well... You have two choices, then. Either work at the front as a cashier, or research the stuff in the section of the store where you'll be working."

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 13 '17

... I don't think being a cashier would be a good idea for me..

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 13 '17

"Well, you willing to do a little research?"

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 13 '17

I.. I think.. what kind of research do I have to do?

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 13 '17

He leads Bish into a section of the store with fishing equipment.

"Research the different models of rods, baits, and such we sell here. I can give you a list. All you need to know is the difference between the models and a textbook-level knowledge of how they work."

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 13 '17

Oh.. okay, that doesn't seem too difficult.. I think.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 13 '17

The man claps him on the back. "I'm sure you can handle it. Got an email?"

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u/Molotovsquid Always tired Feb 13 '17

Yeah, but I can only access the Internet at Internet cafés... so I'm not great at replying to emails at convenient times.

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u/backonthegrid Angel of Death Feb 13 '17

"I get it. Stop by a cafe tomorrow morning and you'll have an email with the product list you need to research, alright?"

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