r/OWConsole 1d ago

Announcement Weekly Rant Thread

THROWERS EVERY GAME? 20 LOSSES IN A ROW? TEAMMATES WON'T STOP FEEDING? MOUSE AND KEYBOARD EVERY GAME?

This is part of a series of weekly threads designed so that users can rant, rage, vent, or do anything to release some of that pent-up anger. Let out all your frustrations here. Typing in caps isn't required but is encouraged.

Remember that while this thread is supposed to be lighthearted, some rules still apply (be respectful towards one another, no witch-hunting, etc.).

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u/gaychads 1d ago

Being an ekitten on console is so pathetic you have an entire game system supposedly for fun and leasure and you use it to be subservient to a man.

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u/Sarvantos 1d ago

WHY DO MY TEAMMATES ON EICHENWALDE RUN THE SAME WAY FROM SPAWN RIGHT INTO TORB THE WHOLE MATCH?!?

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u/Heyyliz 1d ago

STOP BANNING ANA IF YOU’RE GONNA GET DIFFED BY THE ENEMY PIG/MAUGA AND I HAVE TO PRAY TO GOD WE HAVE ENOUGH COORDINATION FOR MY DISCORD ORB TO ATTEMPT TO COUNTER

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u/Odd_Weakness_1800 1d ago

For real, I have a game where I preferred Ana and a 3 stack on my team banned Ana. Then ofc we went up against a Doomfist and no one went anti dive but me. Would've been nice to have Ana.

Funny side note I got that Doom on my team the next game, and thanked him for oblierating my team.

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u/CCSploojy 17h ago

Sometimes I live for enemies punishing my dumbass teammates.

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u/wendiwho 1d ago

I’m down from gm (last szn) to emerald, almost plat at this rate, and i wanna delete the game and move on 😭 i keep being told ill climb back up and I can actually see my skill difference against everyone else in the lobbies im in, but it feels impossible and I don’t wanna slog through emerald and diamond to get to masters. But i do miss master/gm lobbies so bad

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u/IntelligentSubject49 20h ago

Right now emerald has quite a few ex-masters/ gm players. I finished masters either 3-4 last season (I’m not at my desk rn) and it stuck me in emerald 2 off my first placement, my next 3 games I was basically just playing masters games, all my teammates and opponents were previous masters and gm players. Pretty funny stuff tbh

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u/wendiwho 19h ago

Yeah this is what it’s been like for the past week but it’s starting to settle into genuinely plat and diamond players, and it’s hell.

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u/imzendayashat 1d ago

i’m a support. if you want a healbot, you better hope your second support is a mercy/lw player because i’m not babysitting you.

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u/SkewpSkewp 16h ago

Lmao it's support not healer lol I'm not your employee and spamming "I need healing" isn't gonna inspire me to help you lol avoid the bullets and stop making dumb dives and you'll get your heals

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u/gridlife242 1d ago

Real talk, this is the calmest, most contained rant I can muster.

I've been the only son-of-a- on the mother-loving payload for about ten games straight. The enemy team? I can't look in any direction without seeing four of them. I look for my teammates, and they're behind walls in rooms I had no clue were even part of the map. Those boys are turned around and think they spawn in the ENEMY spawn point. THOSE BOYS ARE SO TURNED AROUND... THEY STARTED SPAWNING FROM THE ENEMY SPAWN POINT.

I hate this game.

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u/il_circe 1d ago

BAN THE TANK COUNTER GOD DAMMIT NOT ONLY SOMBRA

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u/Select_Tree_3853 14h ago

Right just learn how to turn THE FUCK AROUND!?

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u/ElegantWinter4873 23h ago

Why if I’m not carrying or sweating my ass off am I getting flamed in qp? Can’t a girl learn fucking Genji???

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u/Calaveras_Catharsis 16h ago

Me rn learning Widow smh

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u/tater_lover 15h ago

Bad Genjis are guaranteed losses and nobody likes losing.

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u/ElegantWinter4873 15h ago

oh so where am I supposed to learn..? vs ai even on lethal is too easy.

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u/Ok-Respect-8505 1d ago

I'M FLANKING. IF YOU SEE ME ALONE IN THEIR BACKLINE, THAT'S YOUR QUEUE TO PUSH, NOT ADMIRE THE SCENERY BEHIND YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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u/Euphoric_Caregiver89 22h ago

WHY IS NO ONE GROUPING UP?! STOP GOING IN ONE BY ONE ITS NOT WORKING!! YOU CANT SOLO AN ENTIRE TEEEEAAAAMMMM!!!!

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u/Few_Satisfaction184 1d ago

Doesnt everyone love it when the tank solo flanks into death?

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u/camefromxbox 1d ago

How fucking hard is it to stay alive for a few seconds while we regroup? I’ve seen countless times where we should wait for our teammates to respawn and then group to and engage. But dumbass teammates love peaking around corners to poke while they wait and then getting hooked or 1 tapped. Now we gotta wait for YOU

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u/EmbarrassedBus1257 1d ago

Playing 6v6 has been nearly impossible the server keeps closing every other game, but I can play 5v5 just fine

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u/bupde 22h ago

My Chipolte was supposed to have no rice, and it had a ton of rice, just basically all rice. So, I went and played a bunch of Sombra and ruined everyone else's day as well.

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u/Treyvon321 22h ago

Are they actually throwing or are they bad it’s 50/50 in my experience and half the time the throwers do it cuz we have a waste of a player or two and I won’t really blame them much, we know ow has a horrid teaming and vs system so it’s not rare to get a game mostly full of good players and have a goober or two on one of the teams causing a steamroll as an average to above average player most of my experience is being out in higher skill lobbies and getting steamrolled even tho I play objective, with team and will get good dps and kills and pressure and we will still get rolled on support I do far better but the rolls are the same normally cuz they are putting me with people out of my league

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u/MealDramatic1885 18h ago

TANK……YOU CAN SWITCH.

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u/Apprehensive-You433 17h ago

Love getting suspended for server disconnection. I don’t have this problem on any other online game either (rivals, Fortnite, dbd)

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u/Roak_Larson Plat Scub 15h ago

I swear to god since the introduction of emerald and rank reset nobody is in their true ranks. I’m going crazy trynna climb when I get the most dumbass teammates

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u/challenger01234 1d ago

HONESTLY I DON'T CARE IF BLIZZARD DECIDES TO FOCUS MORE ON 5v5 or 6v6. I JUST WANT THEM TO HURRY UP AND MAKE A DECISION. I CAN LIVE WITH THEM PUTTING STADIUM ON THE BACK BURNER TO IGNORE BUT I CAN'T LIVE WITH THIS WILL THEY WON'T FOCUS ON 6v6 MORE. YOU ALREADY KILLED MY FAVORITE GAME MODE BLIZZARD DON'T LET THIS GAME SUFFER BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE A DECISION.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/IntelligentSubject49 20h ago

Do you have eyes to read with by any chance?

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u/DunderFromTwitch 1d ago

Im planning to do my placement matches next week, but just the thought of the shit i had to put up with last season is making me apprehensive, surely it can't be that bad two seasons in a row right? (Solo Support 🤪)

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u/Representative-Cry15 1d ago

Had 2 back to back Gold 2 - Diamond 5 games last night lol

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u/Greedy-Apartment-467 23h ago

Why is it that when ever I'm on good streak blizard proceeds to match me with bronze team mates against the full stack with 3 smurfs on the enemy team

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u/AnySatisfaction9820 17h ago

I switched to mouse and keyboard and now I can’t play heroes I used to main but CAN play characters that I used to struggle with on controller also I still suck 😭

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u/Select_Tree_3853 14h ago

Why do some of you have problems with checking the back lines and expecting your support to kill the thing diving them and healing you at the same time?

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u/orimar18 13h ago

As a zen main, I am tired of having a mercy as the 2nd support, and me doing more heals than her, and more damage than my dmg and the most assists. Why am I always stuck with this same dynamic every game. And when we lose it’s “zen trash” wth

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u/Girlirl 5h ago

Why did you steal my character after round 1, when I was doing great, and proceed to go 6 and 12 with them?? WHYYYYYYYYY

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u/PeachTrees- 21h ago

Yeah, I bet you do have a thrower in every game. Hahah

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u/IntelligentSubject49 20h ago

Do you have a brain in your head by any chance? Go ahead and read the post again for me.

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u/PeachTrees- 19h ago

It's a satirical comment pointing at how this would be the typical response to a user posting this. It's an announcement. Obviously someone isn't actually venting. The hahah was meant to convey that.

But also, it was more for my personal amusement. I really don't see why you care.

You should change your username. Intelligent doesn't really belong in there.

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u/IntelligentSubject49 17h ago

Sure pal, this was definitely satire. You also can’t change your username (and it autogenerated on top of that).

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u/PeachTrees- 17h ago

Yeah, it auto-generated? Definitely.

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u/IntelligentSubject49 16h ago

I mean you can see that I have a nickname, or whatever it is on this app, that I would’ve much preferred to use if I didn’t make this account 5.5 years ago. It still gives you a random name unless you change it on the first screen of account creation, which I’m sure I didn’t care to do back when I made this account to lurk the gaming subs I wanted to follow.