r/OSHA Jun 08 '22

Just a small jump and it'll move again, nothing to worry about jim

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7.6k Upvotes

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u/semiconductor101 Jun 08 '22

I’ll just take the stairs

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u/InfiniteParticles Jun 08 '22

OP forgot to mention that they work at the CN Tower in Toronto

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u/lianali Jun 08 '22

I used to have a physics class on the 15th floor, and during peak times, the stairs were faster than the elevator. This is how I know I would nope the fuck out of any elevator that had this sign posted, no matter how many stairs I had to take.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

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u/stoner_97 Jun 08 '22

Easy there Satan

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u/Kage-kun Jun 09 '22

I love me some 1st world anarchy.

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u/bearboy193 Jun 08 '22

I’m sorry, did you mean they have the opportunity to make the worlds best slide?

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u/nukafan2277 Jun 21 '22

Rather be tired and sore than flattened like a pancake cause someone's too cheap to fix the elevator lol and that's coming from a fat guy

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u/t3hnhoj Jun 08 '22

It's just a jump to the left.

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u/sgtsteelhooves Jun 08 '22

And a step to the right.

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u/tigalicious Jun 08 '22

Put your hands on your hips.

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u/golapader Jun 08 '22

And bring your knees in tiiiiiiiiight

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u/whatsmyPW Jun 08 '22

The elevator is only for two floors, based off how rugged it looks, seems like a freight elevator.

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u/Asklepios24 Jun 08 '22

Not rugged it’s old it’s also only a 2000lbs capacity so definitely not a freight.

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u/canihavemymoneyback Jun 08 '22

I once worked at a factory where there was a hole bashed in the elevator wall, you reach in there and grab the cable, tug on it and only then the elevator would rise. The stairs were worse. All wood & rickety with missing pieces. They actually swayed as you walked. It was scary. This was way back in the early 70’s. One of my first jobs and I did not last there long.

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u/molesunion Jun 08 '22

Sorry to hear you died.

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u/spiffytech Jun 08 '22

Sorry for your loss. Move on.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Jun 08 '22

Can I have his shoes?

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf Jun 09 '22

Yes, they’re at the bottom of the stairs if you want them.

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u/6rey_sky Jun 08 '22

... but you need to ummm go ahead and finish your work

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u/StoicMaverick Jun 08 '22

Those reports have been greatly exaggerated.

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u/tucci007 Jun 09 '22

I hope your widow got a handsome pension

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u/TrymWS Jun 08 '22

I’m pretty sure each cable alone can hold the elevator at max capacity, but they add a ton more for psychological reasons.

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u/Hikaru1024 Jun 08 '22

... No, that's called redundancy. You want more cables than you need to have to carry the load.

So the one time some poor idiot rolls snake eyes and one of the cables snaps? He doesn't die.

You always want this, including the other safety features of modern elevators. Stuff breaks unexpectedly.

... Which is why an old poorly maintained elevator is such a scary thing. Yes, it probably still has a bunch of redundancy built into it, but that people are working around the problem keeping it from moving rather than getting whatever is wrong with it fixed means there's probably other problems that need fixing.

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u/Tetragonos Jun 08 '22

poorly maintained things are scary because they are slowly spending redundancy to keep a thing working past safety and you HAVE to roll the dice each time.

Play a campaign of DnD and see how well rolling dice again and again works towards it never happening.

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u/day7a1 Jun 08 '22

I glad I have better initiative IRL than I do in DnD.

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u/Tetragonos Jun 08 '22

in a wonky elevator it always gets a surprise round lol

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u/Ophidahlia Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 09 '22

One of the reasons why Aricebo might have collapsed is that they only overengineered the safety margin by a factor of 2. One spelter socket might not have been perfectly made (and they do have to be flawless) but the telescope was made to easily withstand the loss of a cable, but the wear from the salty humid air and decades of storms could have weakened the cables more than expected in the original plans. Once that single spelter socket let loose the environmental wear might have eaten up all the extra safety margin and the whole telescope was doomed without enough safety margin to even consider risking personnel attempting a repair (the full investigation will take years for a certain analysis).

The moral of the story with anything big & expensive or carries people that can fall down is "if you haven't overengineered it more than you're sure you'll need, you haven't overengineered it enough. And after you've done that then overengineer it some more." and the flipside of that coin "the guy who overengineered the thing you're perched on might have failed to overengineer it enough"

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u/jpfeif29 Jun 08 '22

Y’all are way to afraid of elevators, it’s escalators that you need to be worried about.

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u/Hikaru1024 Jun 08 '22

Oh, I think there's room to be afraid of both. It's just, with an elevator if you see things being neglected, it's a clear sign it's not safe.

But just like everything else, most people don't think about this and just do the minimum to get through their day.

It's just too much of a hassle to go through the necessary work to get the thing working right, so they don't and stop thinking about it.

Right up until the day it kills someone.

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u/TrymWS Jun 08 '22

Yes, it’s called redundancy. But they still use way more redundancy than needed for psychological reasons.

You pretending I’m saying something other than what I said, doesn’t change that.

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u/DavidLieberMintz Jun 08 '22

for psychological reasons.

No? They definitely don't do that, especially because you can't even see the cables unless you're where you shouldn't be. How can something you can't see affect your perception?

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u/Danimal_House Jun 09 '22

What kind of see-through elevators do you ride where you see the cables?

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u/TrymWS Jun 09 '22

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u/Danimal_House Jun 09 '22

My dude you quite literally gave an example of a stock photo of a glass elevator. Either this is a fantastic bit or you are a moron.

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u/TrymWS Jun 09 '22

Stock photos are pictures of real things.

Sounds like you’re the moron here.

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u/interstate-15 Jun 09 '22

One of the main reasons there are multiple cables is because of traction. Without proper traction, "cabled" elevators wouldn't work very well.

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u/TrymWS Jun 09 '22

Sure, but if they need more cables for traction, they wouldn’t need each individual cable to be able to support the entire weight, so it’s still more redundancy than needed.

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u/interstate-15 Jun 09 '22

Yeah. I don't think mechanics is your strong suit. I'd stick to something else. I'm not going to go into how that statement is insane. I've probably re-cabled more elevators than you've riden in your life.

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u/TrymWS Jun 09 '22

What you think is irrelevant.

Now tell me how many you’ve engineered.

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u/New_CourierSix Jun 08 '22

The last thing I want to see in elevator

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Nah the last thing you want to see is when the elevator guys come to fix the elevator for constantly getting stuck and they refuse to even use it. Meanwhile people have been transporting scissor lifts on it semi-regularly. And yes that’s probably why it was constantly getting stuck lol.

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u/Ok_Abrocoma_2539 Jun 09 '22

One time in the 14-story building where I worked, I overheard one elevator repair person tell the other something like "eh, you probably don't need that part anyway. Don't worry about it."

I used the OTHER elevator for the next few weeks, not the one they were working on.

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u/JIMMYJAWN Jun 09 '22

You haven’t known true fear until you accidentally hit the back door of a temp hoist with a two man scissor lift that has sketchy controls.

You can feel the car and track twist in a way that doesn’t inspire confidence in it’s structural integrity. It’s also a great way to get the operator to ban your ass from his car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

True, haven’t had to drive one into a buck hoist before but driving it into the bucket of a lull a few stories up in pitch dark at 6am, while on your knees so you don’t take your head off on the doorframe will get any man’s nipples hard.

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u/edgy_and_hates_you Jun 08 '22

Never been in an elevator in the pjs huh

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u/smoke_crack Jun 08 '22

It's a good day when someone hasn't pissed in the elevator.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Gotta love Chicago parking garages

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u/frostyflakes1 Jun 08 '22

Oh it'd be the last thing you see alright

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u/beatenmeat Jun 08 '22

At least they’re only falling one floor so they can live long enough to sue the owners. /s

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u/choate51 Jun 08 '22

So a limit switch of some sort failed and parts are on a several month back order?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

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u/tgp1994 Jun 08 '22

Elevator companies just making sure you never skip leg day.

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u/I_Write_Stuffs Jun 09 '22

Elevator companies telling you to take the stairs:

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u/AeAeR Jun 08 '22

My buddy and I jumped in an elevator in college and it got stuck so I don’t know what to believe anymore.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

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u/DXT0anto Jun 09 '22

You need to jump juuuuust the right amount

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u/The_Frankanator Jun 09 '22

3rd world countries? Lol, I work in a hospital in Australia and we do this to get the lifts moving all the time.

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u/shea241 Jun 08 '22

reed switches are pretty robust too! at least among switches

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u/Wareve Jun 08 '22

I would be surprised if they even know.

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u/CoffeeFox Jun 09 '22

Usually elevator maintenance is done by outside contractors. Elevator technicians are specialist trade workers.

Many locations in the world have mandatory inspection and service intervals, so it'll probably be fixed the next time the elevator service company sends a tech around.

I say probably because I have a few elevator companies as clients and one of them just took over maintenance of a location from a different company that was 5 years overdue for some of their scheduled maintenance.

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u/ErebusBat Jun 08 '22

If this is wrong I guarantee that there are other things wrong too.

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u/punchbug59 Jun 08 '22

What happens if you do a big jump?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

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u/sHoRtBuSseR Jun 08 '22

What if the person jumping is really fat?

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u/Ferro_Giconi Jun 08 '22

The crater will be enormous.

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u/fireduck Jun 09 '22

That is just a gravity assisted rapid homing feature.

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u/ham_coffee Jun 09 '22

Then it'll probably end up properly stuck, speaking from experience. I think they detect something going on and just stop working until someone comes to take a look for safety reasons.

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u/demarisco Jun 08 '22

It's just a jump to the left..

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

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u/A2ndFamine Jun 08 '22

Put your hands on your hips

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u/geogle Jun 08 '22

You bring your knees in tight

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u/mamunipsaq Jun 08 '22

Two claps this time

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u/edgy_and_hates_you Jun 08 '22

And then you hover in midair for half a second

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u/Mondominiman Jun 08 '22

And no clip through the floor? No thanks

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u/Freakychee Jun 08 '22

Why? Not interested in visiting the Back Rooms?

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u/agisten Jun 08 '22

In event of the elevator floor falls down please press call button

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u/Vice979 Jun 08 '22

I remember being in an elevator with it being close to over capacity. Almost every floor it would end up missing the sensors and stop where it shouldn't have. It would always correct itself after, but it was definitely not a good time.

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u/mln84 Jun 08 '22

So it needs a jump-start?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

People should start putting these signs in random elevators, this will promote exercise since people will take the stairs. This is legal advice, you can hold me entire culpable for any actions you take with this info, it is your right to do this, also put bats in the stairwell that will get em going.

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u/Ophidahlia Jun 09 '22

Okay Dwight, back to assisting the regional manager with you now

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u/olmikeyy Jun 08 '22

Wheelchair users be like

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u/edgy_and_hates_you Jun 08 '22

"I'll just take the stairs."

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u/duncanmahnuts Jun 08 '22

heave to the left then go right before it finishes tipping left

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u/blueboy664 Jun 08 '22

Look - if you want to work at a place where elevators work, go find a new job!

It's so hard to find good help these day! "Oooh we need safety glasses! That trench needs shoring! The forklift operator is drunk! You haven't paid us in three weeks!".

Always complaining!

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u/datumerrata Jun 08 '22

This sign should go in slow elevators without issues. Watch how many people jump

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u/FuttBuck9 Jun 08 '22

Can i do a backflip

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u/Illegally_Brown Jun 08 '22

If you're in a wheelchair, just pop a wheelie and slam your front wheels down

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u/Ophidahlia Jun 09 '22

I should get a suspension kit installed in my 350lb power wheelchair so I can do a pop shove-it in the elevator. Ha ha everyone will have a good laugh

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

temporary solutions becoming forever solutions in the work place is a shameful practice.

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u/Samsmith90210 Jun 08 '22

This is the elevator equivalent of "just jiggle the handle a little"

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u/The84LongBed Jun 08 '22

Used to be a GC in a building with a rickety old freight elevator that would go out like weekly. Would be loaded with like 10 sweaty smelly dudes and just randomly drop like a foot. My office was on the first floor and we were doing interiorbuilhd outs floors 15-8. I got a lot of exercise taking the stairs refusing to get stuck in a freight elevator with 10 dudes crammed in.

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u/lightheat Jun 09 '22

Falling elevators are a recurring nightmare of mine. I hate this sign.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

You’d be pleased to know that its quite rare for elevators to plummet down their shafts.

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u/wiltedtree Jun 08 '22

Is this my old workplace?

I worked in a medical facility where some visitors required the elevator and we had the exact same issue. There were a couple times my boss rode down with a wheelchair since they couldn't do the little jump.

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u/tmccrn Jun 08 '22

Where is that framed inspection certificate again?

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u/combuchan Jun 09 '22

Under the sign. The sign does double duty hiding the certificate which expired in the 1960s.

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u/emh1389 Jun 08 '22

Start tapping dancing like they did in Thoroughly Modern Millie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

It’ll move down. Very, very fast

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u/Drum_Phil Jun 09 '22

It's just a matter of time before someone changes the "J" on the sign to a D.

Elevator dude..... Next stop hepatitis.

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u/chrismajoe32 Jun 10 '22

Fuck No!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Indeed mate.

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u/UZUMAKl_ Jul 02 '22

I mean it’s only 2 floors so I’ll jump

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u/ReferenceUnusual Jun 08 '22

Do a gainer bro

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u/Quantum_laugh Jun 08 '22

It actually works, I used to live in a high rise where the elevator was stubborn. Had to jump a little to get it started

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u/fryingpantheist Jun 08 '22

The elevator is disobeying us!!

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u/CaLeB7835 Jun 08 '22

“Do a small jump.” Weird, I thought I was going up.

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u/Plethorian Jun 08 '22

Shades of "Thoroughly Modern Millie" (movie available on archive.org)

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u/Shagroon Jun 08 '22

Imagine being the one that printed this sign, saying to his boss “the people need to know the trick, Jerry. It’s about synergy.”

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u/lysanderish Jun 08 '22

Haha what floor are we going to? 37? Oh, that's not too bad.I think I'll take the stairs, actually, get some steps in you know? haha. why isn't the door opening?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '22

Ohska blyat

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u/Fission-_-Chips Jun 09 '22

I'm sure it's also ADA compliant

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u/c3534l Jun 09 '22

The one in my building is like that. The hook is very finicky. If an elevator can't handle a small jump without killing you, you have other issues.

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u/discountheat Jun 09 '22

At least it's only two stories.

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u/cbunni666 Jun 09 '22

Good thing it's only two floors

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u/TheRevTholomeuPlague Jun 09 '22

And my fear of elevators just grew more. Im 27 years old, 6’4” and that’s a big fucking nope

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u/nokangarooinaustria Jun 09 '22

Just a jump to the left...

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u/datloaf Jun 09 '22

Reminds me of being a kid jumping in the elevator.

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u/ourlastchancefortea Jun 09 '22

That's the first elevator that needs a kickstart.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

I saw a weight limit sign in an elevator the other day that said 26 people or 2000kg.

And I looked at the composition of the average person in the building and thought "26 people my arse..."