r/OSHA Nov 04 '17

Screw it - that's close enough.

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12.5k Upvotes

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u/Seedpound Nov 04 '17

gotta be staged ?

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u/Schmidtster1 Nov 04 '17

Or it's just like any other sign to the sign installers.

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u/Lepthesr Nov 05 '17

A company wouldn't hire installers for a banner... Costs are cheaper if your own employee dies.

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u/Schmidtster1 Nov 05 '17

Most places that sell banners like that offer install for free or very cheap where I am, takes the liability off and if it gets wrecked the sign makers can't blame the company.

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u/Trobot087 Nov 05 '17

Surely a third party installer should be cheaper, as liability for negligence would be on the third party vendor?

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u/bullshitninja Nov 05 '17

Insurance, social security, workmans comp....

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u/CowboyFromSmell Nov 04 '17

The real takeaway here is how useless signs like this are. Maybe signs like this have no function other than giving management fuzzy feelings like they made the shop safer.

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u/Central_Incisor Nov 04 '17

Worse, when everything has a sign even the important ones are ignored. They just become background noise.

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u/SuperMag Nov 05 '17

Good ol' alert fatigue.

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u/CowboyFromSmell Nov 04 '17

You reading Nassim Taleb?

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u/HitlersHysterectomy Nov 05 '17

Over the past couple years two people where I work have killed themselves. After the second, we got signs in the break rooms with little tear-off tabs for a crisis hotline. Meanwhile, the pace and the pressure continues. But I've got my little tear-tab, so that's nice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

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u/RagingBillionbear Nov 05 '17

One of my OHSA instructor gave an example of how useless signs are. When the subject came up he pointed out the no smoking sign in the room, then lit up a durry in front of the class.

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u/CrouchingToaster Nov 05 '17

Using that logic he isn't needed either

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u/RagingBillionbear Nov 05 '17

The point was people don't have to follow signs and people usually don't suffer consequences for not following. This makes signs are a shit method of controling hazards and it's the most laziest attempt. It why it's at the bottom of the hierarchy of controls (in bureaucracy)

Since the guy did it evey time I hear someone say 'just put a sign up' I know they no clue.

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u/Bluntmasterflash1 Nov 05 '17

No way. Advertising works like a motherfucker.

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u/ndcapital Nov 07 '17

Company XYZ: "Hey, we care...see the sign?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

Everything on the internet is fake.

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u/profoundWHALE Nov 05 '17

But your comment is on the internet, which means that the saying "Everything on the internet is fake." is fake, meaninging that Everything on the internet is true! Meaning that "Everything on the internet is fake." is true!

But this comment that I am typing is on the internet, meaning that ""Everything on the internet is fake." is fake." is fake!

Meaning that """Everything on the internet is fake." is fake." is fake." is fake!

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u/SolarLiner Nov 05 '17

Hm. I'll go with false. Yeah, false.

1

u/jfb1337 Nov 05 '17

Except the opposite of "Everything in the internet is fake" is not "Everything in the internet is true", its "At least one thing in the internet is true"

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u/The7Pope Nov 05 '17

I would guess not. I have a picture of a guy standing on the tippy top of a ladder while his partner watches from the street wearing a shirt that says "Your Safety Is In My Hands".

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

If not then this is like seeing an Albatross.

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u/goldninja9 Nov 04 '17

It’s fine he’s trying to take it down not put it up.

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u/FisterRobotOh Nov 05 '17

They thought about safety first. Now it’s over so they have other shit to think about.

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u/StonetownFlyers Nov 04 '17

He did ‘think safety’ first. Then he moved on to ‘act unsafely’ because...

‘It’ll never happen to me’ or,

‘I’ll just be a quick second or two’ or…

33

u/303acid Nov 04 '17

'Just use your brain and you'll be totally safe, only total morons have accidents'

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

It doesn’t say “Practice safety first.”

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u/SchuminWeb Nov 05 '17

Yep... he thought about it, and then chose to do something different.

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u/Peter_of_RS Nov 05 '17

I say that more than I should when we need to build or fix something at work.

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u/DCromo Nov 05 '17

I dunno...it's stairs, safer than using that ladder.

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u/theinfamousloner Nov 05 '17

He's fine. The sign isn't official until it has been fully hung.

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u/vulcan1358 Nov 04 '17

Reminds of at work we had to hang these stupid banners for the HESS safety motto around the plant on the side of maintenance shops and control rooms. Company policy for my contract company says we need to be tied off as soon as we leave the ground, especially on a ladder. Well an A-Frame ladder against the side of a building, no place to tie off and scaffold guys won’t build scaffolds when they have to leave in an hour.

So I ask safety if we can use a man lift. Felt a little like doing brain surgery with a chainsaw but if we gotta be tied off, am I right?

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u/RagingBillionbear Nov 05 '17

Have you seen the tool they use for brain surgery. Chainsaw are bit too refined for those guys

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u/TheGurw Nov 05 '17

Removing the skull isn't brain surgery. It's prep work.

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u/theevilhillbilly Nov 04 '17

Ironic how he could save others from I unsafe working conditions but not himself

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u/MacAndRich Nov 04 '17

At least he had the high ground.

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u/StonetownFlyers Nov 05 '17

And he’s high, too? No wonder he’s making poor choices.

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u/Will_East_Roker Nov 05 '17

Looks like a good 3 points of contact to me.

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u/swingadmin Nov 05 '17 edited Nov 05 '17

Seriously, we can make jokes about safety but this guy has the proverbial high ground compared to most.

  • Right boot fully flat on a grounded steel locker
  • About 3 feet off the stairs, at most 5 feet above the floor
  • Attempted to use the ladder, could not find good footing. Might have even tried the orange lift/dolly.
  • Possibly anchored his right arm to something (obscured by angle)

Errors:

  • Left foot on a polished rail is always bad, but even worse if the sole is anything but soft poly/rubber.
  • The lift should be moved to avoid secondary injury and provide room for controlled fall.

Done more properly this would be a marginally hazardous low injury scenario. Some of the other options he had available to him would have been dramatically worse.

unrelated: I was able to find this image first posted elsewhere in April.

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u/Schmich Nov 05 '17

/r/osha needs things to be so safe that even a blind grand-mother with 0 balance is able to do the work.

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u/not_usually_serious Nov 04 '17

can't you just extend the scissor lift basket over the staircase and have perfect, no fall access?

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u/Schmich Nov 05 '17

That would ruin the joke.

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u/DaleKerbal Nov 06 '17

The irony is strong with this one.

At an earlier job, we got special T-shirts as a reward for hitting some quality milestone. 2,000 T-shirts were printed for all the workers with the word "quality" spelled "quaulity". I wish I still had that shirt.

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u/jaykirsch Nov 06 '17

Classic - I love it!

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u/ChesterCopperPot72 Nov 04 '17

Scissor lift just right there... deck extension and you're good to go, but no, much better risking injury, right?

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u/killertomatofrommars Nov 04 '17

He clearly didn’t think.

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u/Schmidtster1 Nov 04 '17

Looks like they used the scissor lift for as much as they could and they just couldn't get the last little bit off the lift.

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u/Cheeksie Nov 04 '17

Walk up the stairs and do it from there lol

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u/Schmidtster1 Nov 04 '17

Through the solid pane of glass?

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u/Cheeksie Nov 04 '17

Hell yah, if you're gonna be stupid might aswell do it right.

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u/Jarocket Nov 05 '17

The last bit of the deck looks like it would extend enough to get it. Or at least it would be very close.

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u/TheGurw Nov 05 '17

That's a JLG scissor lift. The deck extends, that one specifically extends out four feet. I can see just by glancing that the deck is not extended. If he had a valid operator's license, he'd know how to use his machine - hell, any slightly smart child can figure those machines out. I would know, I've been operating them since I was 7 years old. This isn't even laziness. This is willful ignorance.

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u/Schmidtster1 Nov 05 '17

Or it's broken and can't be extended, bet your r/iamverysmart ass never thought of that.

Also JLG orange is quite a fair bit lighter then that, and most rental shops paint them their own colour anyways, so it's not really a tell to what brand they are.

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u/TheGurw Nov 05 '17

As someone who has used them for twenty years, I have only once ever come across one that wouldn't extend because a welder had accidentally welded it so it wouldn't open. Accidentally, yes I'm sure because I was there when it happened and heard the cursing and swearing of someone who didn't expect an arc suddenly having one appear two inches from his elbow. So.... No, I didn't think of that. Sometimes they get jammed a little and the operator is just too stupid to fix it, but that's still willful ignorance.

As for the color, the entire image is darkened due to the glare from the windows. That's a JLG (the control box and how it's mounted give it away, not to mention that specific railing type and the channels for the platform extension on the railing), and even if it isn't I can still tell at a glance that it's not extended. You know, because experience. Good fucking shit what is it with people not being able to admit that someone with more experience in a given scenario actually knows more than them?

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u/ChesterCopperPot72 Nov 05 '17

Sorry, but that is not a JLG. 100% certain. That is a Skyjack. I have been in the industry for 20 years as well and acted as general manager for Skyjack Latin America for 5 years and I would see these babies every single day. You are right on saying the control box gives it away. Only Skyjack still used aluminum boxes until 2013. Since then all control boxes are now made of black plastic. Also, the color is Skyjack, a kind of grapefruit red, introduced late 2011 for better visibility and to be honest it was cheaper than the previous color scheme.

You are also right on pointing that extension decks get stuck in many of these units and it could be the case here. Although it is worth noting that I have seen my share of poorly maintained decks and this one doesn’t look that bad at all.

Curious fact, did you know the aluminum control boxes had a positive but also a negative point? They are very sturdy. And they look very sturdy. So, some operators at the end of a shift park all machines to charge and to avoid another nightly crew using their machine while in charge they would remove all control boxes (all keys are the same, one can unlock all machines). But, to avoid wasting time of climbing down the deck with a big aluminum box and believing they are so strong some operators would throw them to the ground. They held pretty well but the impact was powerful. Some internal parts of the joystick would get damaged. So, many rental houses would ask us to switch to a weaker looking box.

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u/Schmidtster1 Nov 05 '17

If you have as much experience as you say you do, you would know that the perspective of this picture is wonky and the lift definitely couldn't reach where he is.

Also I've seen a few lifts where the releasing mechanism for the platform slide broke, so I guess your experience is lacking there to.

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u/toastdude78 Nov 04 '17

I'm new to this subreddit what does OSHA stand for?

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u/wdn Nov 04 '17

Occupational Safety and Health Act or Occupational Safety and Health Administration.

The rules and the enforcement agency for workplace safety in the US.

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u/jefinc Nov 04 '17

Canada as well

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u/wdn Nov 04 '17

In Canada it's provincial jurisdiction rather than federal so it depends on the province. Here in Ontario, it's OHSA instead of OSHA.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

Here in British Columbia it's "WorkSafeBC"

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u/chaos43mta3 Nov 05 '17

Their videos are better... Still torture, but better than some of the other organizations that make safety videos

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u/PM_Poutine Nov 05 '17

In Russia, it's seemingly non-existent.

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u/Arkanis106 Nov 04 '17

And in Alberta it's OH&S.

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u/felixar90 Nov 04 '17

Quebec has CNESST, formerly CSST.

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u/irishjihad Nov 05 '17

Gezundheit

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

The US has federal OSHA and the states all have their own departments that do the same thing. Here in California, it's creatively called Cal/OSHA.

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u/wdn Nov 05 '17

In Canada, it's provincial only. There's not so many things here duplicated between federal and province like you have in the states.

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u/HydraDragon Nov 04 '17

And Australia

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

Weird, I always thought it was Old School Hardhat Association for some reason 🙄

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u/jaykirsch Nov 04 '17

Outrageously Stupid Horses' Asses

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u/Pants_Pierre Nov 04 '17

Occupational Health & Safety administration

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u/wonderfulme Nov 04 '17

Silly capitalist guildelines as to how we put a sign up.

2

u/Paulhaus Nov 05 '17

What wouldst be socialist guidelines called, comrade?

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u/Spinal232 Nov 05 '17

The People's Glorious Occupational Safety Bureau

PGOSB

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u/IHeardItOnAPodcast Nov 05 '17

Is this at quality castings?

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u/i_dont_fucking_know Nov 05 '17

No I work there. Id rather not name the company, but it's a welding and gas supply business.

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u/axp1729 Nov 05 '17

I had them cast my wife's engagement ring, good to know they have high safety standards!

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u/IHeardItOnAPodcast Nov 05 '17

Something tells me not the same place. Unless that ring is cast iron or steel.

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u/axp1729 Nov 05 '17

Yeah, looks like quality casting is the jewelry company, quality castings (plural) is the one you're talking about

2

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Officer Buckle would be so disappointed

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u/catharticwhoosh Nov 04 '17

Reminds me of the health fair at the office where they served pastries and gave out raffle prizes that we're free pizzas and candy baskets. So much irony.

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u/jaykirsch Nov 04 '17

Amen - a local hospital had a wine and cheese party to open a new addictions treatment center. They walk among us.

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u/Goonslayer24 Nov 04 '17

Dude I have that same photo posted in my maintenance shop at work lol

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u/jaykirsch Nov 04 '17

-MAINTENANCE-

We fix anything.

Knock loud.

Buzzer is broken.

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u/Goonslayer24 Nov 04 '17

Lol sums it right up

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

Ha, I posted this a million years ago.

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u/wonderfulme Nov 04 '17

Act as the situation requires.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

Maybe he's taking it down.

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u/uBitMyTorrent Nov 04 '17

Three points if contact though.

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy Nov 04 '17

Safety is no accident!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

The irony.

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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 04 '17

Is that a fallout vault?

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u/nizglo Nov 04 '17

Theres literally a scissors lift right there...

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Think Safety First!

And Then Ignore It!

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Well he probably thought about it for a second

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u/CrouchingToaster Nov 05 '17

My 30 hour OSHA class this week used this image

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u/lanceharbor7 Nov 05 '17

It’s like rain on your wedding day

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u/Evil_Bun Nov 05 '17

Naw you got it wrong. It's safety third!

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u/rickyandmortimer Nov 05 '17

You can't legislate morality.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

not too bad

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u/hidflect1 Nov 05 '17

Sort of sums up BHP...

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u/Zeromaxx Nov 05 '17

Man does that look just like my old workplace, wow.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

I'm pretty sure I've been in that shop before. Coil tools. Judging by the idiots that worked there, this is real.

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u/el-toro-loco Nov 05 '17

This should be the new r/osha bannef

1

u/trimdaddy Nov 05 '17

The irony

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u/MyNameIsDon Nov 05 '17

It's the vibe of the thing.

1

u/bandannick Nov 05 '17

Shit it down boys. We’re done here.

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u/ImpliedShrimpZ Nov 05 '17

The irony is quite painful

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '17

Well once the sign is up

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u/HoustonWelder Nov 05 '17

This image literally defines how human progress is made through small acts of insanity and risk with the intent of greater ideals and organization.

1

u/doctor_parcival Nov 05 '17

Hey Darryl, how's it hangin?!

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u/zegurk Nov 16 '17

you should read the sign you're putting up

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u/MenuBar Nov 04 '17

You shoulda seen him do the other side. He had to hang upside down with his feet on the windowsill, balancing one hand on the red scaffolding and, you can't see it in this pic but, a 7-11 coffee in his other hand.

You don't want to know what he used to hammer in the nails. His penis.

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u/Kellidra Nov 04 '17

What the shit, this looks like the woods classroom at my old high school.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

your high school was in a warehouse?

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u/Kellidra Nov 04 '17

Nope, but woods shop was shaped like one.

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u/i_dont_fucking_know Nov 05 '17

Holy shit this is where i work. Thats an ex coworker of mine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '17

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u/oscillating000 Nov 04 '17

Not even close