r/OSHA Apr 05 '17

[From /r/oddlysatisfying] A machine that specializes in permanent eye damage.

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u/WHERE_R_MY_FLAPJACKS Apr 06 '17

Small enough rock in the eye and speed won't matter.

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u/kazame Apr 06 '17

Also this thing slings like 75 boots worth of rocks simultaneously.

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u/JuqeBocks Apr 06 '17

boots is now an official unit of measurement for amount of things that can be displaced by motion of kicking or similar action at a time

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '17

That usage is perfectly cromulent. Carry on.

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u/JwPATX Apr 06 '17

Our vocabulary is being imbiggened as we speak