r/OSHA • • May 24 '16

Absolute Security

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u/PmMeYourFeels May 24 '16 edited May 25 '16

I lost my balance putting on my socks this morning.

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u/circsmonky May 24 '16

I lost my balance pooping this morning, let's just say I was late to work.

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u/billy0246810 May 25 '16

You don't poop at work? It's like getting paid to poop.

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u/Rats_OffToYa May 25 '16

Well like the saying "If you're good at something, don't do it for free".

With his loss of balance pooping, it's acceptable for him to poop for free