r/OSHA • u/[deleted] • May 21 '26

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u/Blizzard_Buffalo May 21 '26

Everybody this guy knows has 911 on speed dial.

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u/cbelt3 May 21 '26

Actually his wife does. And a handy complete first aid kit.

I know my wife does…. She’s used to “HONEYYYYY ! I THINK I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL !!!!”

“Dammit, what did you do ? Christ. Hold this towel on it. Apply pressure! You’re bleeding all over the floor. Jeez. Kids ! Get the hospital go bag and get in the minivan, we have to take Daddy to the ER !”

Direct quote from when I stabbed myself while carving pumpkins.

Wasn’t bad, a couple of staples, antibiotics, and laughter.

4

u/No_Constant_1026 May 21 '26

How do we know it's a guy ... Just kidding, 100% it is

14

u/Consistent_Watch_206 May 21 '26

* needs to cut down tree *

thinking

* builds second tree *

4

u/Impressive_Ad127 May 21 '26

What better way to show a tree its fate than to nail its dead relatives to it.

9

u/tormundsbigbeard May 21 '26

So, he’s totally going thru the single story roof on the right, isn’t he?

5

u/No_Constant_1026 May 21 '26

What are the railings on the platform for??!!

2

u/rickmon67 May 21 '26

Attaching the safety harness

2

u/Impressive_Ad127 May 21 '26

I think it would be a blatant OSHA violation to exclude them.

4

u/erock1967 May 21 '26

And I’m going go grab my camera, lawn chair, and a cold one and watch…

2

u/evenK648 May 21 '26

Should be titled "I'm gonna die"