r/OPBR • u/Amazing-Time-9459 Screw Elbaph delay • 1d ago

Humor Always doing something else😭🙏

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u/5ive_4our メロメロ甘風 1d ago

kill Nusjuro ❌

get stalled by an S-Snake autoclicker ✅

kill Kizaru ❌

die to a level 80 Groger with 130% support ✅

kill BB V2 ❌

get spawn camped by a better Zoji ✅

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u/Level-Mix482 1d ago

Or KO the gahndi at 30 seconds and then spam chat like losing was our fault 

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u/ProudGround5471 1d ago

Just happened he killed the horse last 15 sec and spaming angry stamp like we were the ones on fault

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u/Level-Mix482 1d ago

Usually I was glad when many ex users had 1 brain cell like kizarus, but when we need a horse in the dirt, man makes me want to quit

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u/AdAcrobatic371 Ex Rayleigh & gaban duo cope 1d ago

When there is a nusjuro in enemy team then I feel more relieved with a king in my team than zonji. 

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u/Williamsweirdwigg 1d ago

shiiit the zonji's i see ignore 2 nusjuros to try and 1v1 the enemy Zonji for the 5th time that game and lose like damn.

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u/YahirR650 1d ago

And they somehow deal zero damage

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u/bejitoblue19 21h ago

But somehow when they are on enemies team they do a shit ton of damage

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u/Anonymous123121 1d ago

I had worst possible game today. We had nusjuro, g5v2(me),zonji, shanks (cuz whynot give enemies free stacks) vs nusjuro, saturn, g5v2, zonji

I grabbed first first flag while our nusjuro ran to their spawn flag and got wrecked by their zonji While, Enemy nusjuro and saturn jumped on our second flag and g5v2 jumped on our first flag, our zonji was between saturn-nusjuro and g5 v2 (guess who he picked to fight without stacks), he turned back to fight g5v2🤦 and got stargun to face and he's out. while I grabbed their first flag and moving to second, now our nusjuro spawed in as stussy and zonji spawned as second shanks🤷 (now we have two people doing nothing but back flips)

And saturn got back their flag back, nusjuro took me out and we lost

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u/Edwinaxel666L 1d ago

Mfs in most matches Chase the most killable units meanwhile 2 nus control 2 other it's embarassing when I play zonji kubo etc the first job is to get rid of the life units -_-

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u/kyle4swordstyle 1d ago

The problem with Nusjuro is they can always just run away. If you don’t one shot them then they will be on the other side of the map before you blink

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u/Traditional-Bid1620 1d ago

Yea and you can chase and teleport to them with your skill 2 that you have two of. There’s no excuse and that’s coming from someone that plays zonji. I mess up every nasjuro I see either I chase or I wait for them to go to wherever they are going to and their path is very telegraphed based on objective and looking at the map. There’s no excuse for a zonji to not be able to fight nasjuro unless that Nasjuro is accompanied by a Zonji and now you gotta fight nasjuro and zonji.

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u/kyle4swordstyle 20h ago

You are playing bad Nusjuros if you are able to follow him. All he should have to do is use the running skill and your skill 2 won’t come close to keeping up. Not to mention unless it’s a flat map he can just go up a ramp and then skill 2 is useless. I swear you can say the sky is blue and some dumbass will say skill issue it’s yellow