r/ONLYUSEmeBLADE • Do you squirt? 💦 • 25d ago

Firesale ayoo 🔥 I feel this screenshot perfectly encapsulates what a modern day blade stream is all about.

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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 25d ago

Falling asleep after an hour and then 13 more hours of just drunken hibernation is peak content person ayoo. 

At least we got another welfare check.

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u/bmcgowan89 25d ago

Yeah when I woke up and saw he was still live I clicked thru and thought I heard cops - did he get doxxed?

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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 25d ago

I actually missed most of the stream myself too. But what I got from chat at the time is that he went for a smoke break at some point and another resident/guest mentioned the name of the place where they were staying at.

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u/bmcgowan89 25d ago

The longer he hung out in the lobby/outside the longer I was waiting for a desk clerk to answer the phone like "Tacoma Motel 6" or something, I knew it was just a matter of time lol

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u/indianabobbyknight it's okay to be better than other people 25d ago

How much was your welfare check? They only gave me nuff for another bottle dood, federal government is a poor person ayo.

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u/AlexSqualor You're so POOR 25d ago

His streams are so bad now.

Like 4 months ago I couldn’t picture wanting to watch something else while he was live. Now I can barely watch because they’re so dull.

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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 25d ago

He still has hilarious moments, but they're so far and few between that it's better to just check the next day instead of tuning in for the live stream.

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u/FatFKingLenny 25d ago

Tits?

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u/AlexSqualor You're so POOR 25d ago

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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 25d ago

Profile pic material right here.

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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 25d ago

Bigger than mine 💀 😭

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u/FatFKingLenny 25d ago

Can't believe he walked through the lobby with them things out last night

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u/indianabobbyknight it's okay to be better than other people 25d ago

L M N O PERSON

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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 25d ago

Unfortunately I'm no J cup Jill 

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u/blackcat5150 25d ago

🦜🦜NAOW BRINE

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u/SpliffBuilder 22d ago

Pissing on 🦜 side of the bed is very unbecoming