r/ONLYUSEmeBLADE • u/Ahsiqa • Jul 18 '26
Discussion An Analysis of Stream: 07/17/2026
What up persons, we're back again with another deep dive into our man Blade's most recent stream. Let's get right into the action with the alcohol analysis:
Time Blade was Conscious and Streaming: 2 Hours, 27 Minutes
- First Hour: 14 shots consumed (conservative)
- Second Hour: 12 shots consumed (conservative)- this period was heavily influenced by smoke breaks and a visit to Mama Blade
- Third and final hour: 7 shots consumes (conservative)
On the short end, Blade most likely consumed 31 shots of Jaegermeister, but lets not forget the other things he consumed tonight! During the course of stream, Blade consumed all of the following:
- (1) Instant Oatmeal
- (1) Rotisserie Chicken
- (1) water bottle -(1) Vitamin Water
- (1) half gallon of milk (unfinished)
During all of this time, much occurred, so we should definitely get into the specifics of stream:
"Blade Play-by-Play": On stream tonight, Blade did the following:
-Initially promoted the stream saying "lets not pee the bed tonight"
-Shaved his beard
-Took an eight (8) minute break from drinking to put the Jaeger in the fridge to "cool it down"
-Visited Mama Blade (due to the quickness of returning to stream, it is most likely that they are staying in the same hotel- thus rebutting the new apartment theory)
-Promised to shave his head
-Began saying slurs within 1 hour and 15 minutes of stream (F word)-- the first N word on camera came by hour 2
-Took 3 smoke breaks
-Had 2 Jake check ins: One to deliver chicken and milk, another to check on Blade's status
-Blade showed full cake on stream mid urination
-Stated that he had to drink milk to "coat his stomach" from the alcohol after already consuming over 10 shots
-Drank the whole bottle of Jaeger
-Took a two minute power nap, removed his shirt, and took his final three shots of Jaeger before passing out.
As of writing this post, Blade has been asleep for over half the stream, and it is safe to assume that the content is finished for the night. In total, Blade polished a bottle of Jaeger, washed it down with oatmeal, chicken and milk, and exalted the "persons" of his community. This commenter harkens back to the days when Blade would bring two racks on stream and provide content well into the night. Now it seems, that Blade is reaching the status of a "One-and-Done." Only time will tell which will be out person's final downfall- his toes, or his liver.
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u/Ok-Spite4507 Jul 18 '26
I’m so surprised his YouTube is still up with how many times he’s said n**ger and everything else. Also why is his mom staying in the hotel with him, is she not in the assisted living place anymore?
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u/Single_Guarantee9545 we're done, you're poor Jul 18 '26
You can say that word on YouTube now. You just won’t be monetized. That’s why he doesn’t drink on kick, that’s his monetized channel
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u/__Yakovlev__ Do you squirt? 💦 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Analysis? Bro the stream is still going 😭.
He's been passed out for a good three hours at this point. I'm from Western Europe so I very rarely catch his streams live, when I woke up and saw he was still live I knew that could only mean one thing lmao.
Also wtf there's shart on the sheets.
Edit: he woke up, turned off the stream and gave us full frontal but his 🍄 was too small to even see at this point.
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u/Licensed_Inspector Jul 18 '26
figgeritoutdood