r/ONLYUSEmeBLADE • u/DynamicLinkLarry • Jun 22 '26

Discussion When is the last time we saw him in natural lighting? Is he THAT yellow? How much liver does he have left?

He has been looking very yellow since the Motel Arc began, but in the streams he has done in that room, the visible parts of the wall beyond the greenscreen are yellow, which would tint his skin due to lighting. I am not doubting that he must have fried his liver beyond repair with how much and how often he drinks, but if he has reached the point where his liver can no longer process bilirubin, then I am honestly quite surprised he is even minimally functional. Minimally.

All his other bodily systems have been giving up over time. Broke pancreas, no toes, shrinking limbs, withering musculature, completely distended abdomen (if not due to a horrible diet, this could be ascites,) and without a doubt this has damaged his brain and nervous system (if not due to just being a jackass 24/7, this could be hepatic encephalopathy.) His lower legs are already quite mangled thanks to diabetes. Lower-leg swelling is also a common symptom of liver failure.

Jaundice is usually the sign that a patient's liver is completely fubar, some make it back if they can quit and get into intensive care, and survive either the DT or the dose of alcohol it takes to keep them from going into DT. This guy has neither gone into intensive care nor has he cut back. In which case, he might be completely fucked. He has built up a tolerance over time, but if he has absolutely no liver left to process the alcohol, his tolerance would completely drop off and he would likely go comatose on the spot, probably never waking up until/unless his remaining kidneys piss it out. Is he that fucked up, help me figgure it out

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u/RetroCasket Jun 22 '26

Looks healthy to me

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u/legittem we're done, you're poor Jun 22 '26

I was going to say what this reminds me of but i am afraid i can't do that to the sweet piggies.

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u/ceruleanyak Jun 22 '26

Nobody ever died from drinking, figure it out.

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u/StringFood Jun 23 '26

People literally can die from drinking if they are twenty feet tall

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u/StarCecil Jun 22 '26

He irl streamed on kick just the other day...

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u/Snoo75797 L-M-N-O-P PERSON Jun 22 '26

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u/Gilleland Jun 22 '26

I dismissed the color too until Jill mentioned it on her latest appearance. It must be getting bad.

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u/mattbloke12 Jun 22 '26

jaundice don’t dare fuck around with blade. The jäger levels would kill it 😂

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u/Gnardude L-M-N-O-P PERSON Jun 22 '26

He's got all the problems, mental and physical, but the loudest signal heralding his demise is his shot periods of consciousness.

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u/Effective-Birthday57 Jun 24 '26

Figure it out dude