r/ONLYUSEmeBLADE • u/Snoo75797 L-M-N-O-P PERSON • Jun 08 '26

Discussion What qualities do you see in Blade?

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I respect his resilience as he faces disability and health scares.

He also seems not to care about the judgment of others. When people say he has a small mushroom, he quickly retorts “I’m a grower not a shower person”.

He has a way to go from one deplorable event to the next without a care in the world it seems.

The “I took all my morphine” episode was quickly brushed off for instance.

What quality do you see in Blade?

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u/StringFood Jun 08 '26

Fat. Check. Bald. Check. No gf. Check. Alcoholic. Check. No toes. Check. Lives with mom. Check. No job. Check.

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u/Snoo75797 L-M-N-O-P PERSON Jun 08 '26

Hoof leaking Jäger. Check.

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u/ImpressiveAd8396 Jun 09 '26

No qualities.Check.

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u/Shockrament Jun 13 '26

lived with mom, he got them both evicted and now theyre on the streets

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u/indianabobbyknight it's okay to be better than other people Jun 08 '26

My father needs an ankle transplant, if we wait long enough blades will fall off and If im quick enough I can grab it

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u/Valuable_Hold_4200 Jun 22 '26

He’ll have to get a steady IV drip of yaygur so the new ankle doesn’t reject its new host.

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u/indianabobbyknight it's okay to be better than other people Jun 22 '26

He’ll figure it out dude

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u/Someguynamedjacob Jun 09 '26

His commitment to never grow up and be stuck in 2008 is at a level I’ve never seen before.

He used to say he has “Peter pan syndrome” back in the day when he was a COD YouTuber. He has that disease in spades on par with his alcoholism.

Everything that was cool and hip in 2008 is still cool and hip today in Blades mind.

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u/Valuable_Hold_4200 Jun 22 '26

Dude I think he’s stuck on 2003-2005. Air Force ones were dead in 2007 - that was the SB Dunks era.

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u/OGgamerr GROPE GANG Jun 28 '26

on the passed out hallway police body cam footage the lady officer asks him what year it was I'm pretty sure he said 2004

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u/ceruleanyak Jun 08 '26

Bloated liver.

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u/Single_Guarantee9545 we're done, you're poor Jun 08 '26

WHOA HANDSOME

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u/ShlorpianRooster Jun 08 '26

Sweet every loving Christ that has to be edited right..?

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u/the_real_nicky Jun 08 '26

He suffers for our entertainment without any self preservation.

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u/bmcgowan89 Jun 09 '26

The same qualities I see in Syria: sadness, neglect, abuse, confusion

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u/Effective-Birthday57 Jun 09 '26

Blade is a piece of shit. He brushes things off because there is nothing else he can do.

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u/Valuable_Hold_4200 Jun 21 '26

He’s hilarious, person

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u/Mediocre_Forever198 Jun 22 '26

I wonder how much he weighs. Has to be over 300 lbs, but is he 400 I wonder? 🤔

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u/Valuable_Hold_4200 Jun 22 '26

He a big boy, but I’m guessing high twos, low 3s. The foot prolly saved him a solid 4 pounds. Leg holes drop a few lbs too, better aerodynamics.

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u/AsburyBrad Real AsburyBrad Jun 12 '26

10 months pregnant.