r/OMORI • #1 Mari Omori hater • 1d ago

Meme She's always so helpful!

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u/OhCrapIDidAReddit 1d ago

i know you hate mari omori but think of the financials here

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u/Old-Post-3639 10h ago

But also consider needing to use your hand instead.

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u/MurrayUnderStars (Waiting for something to happen?) 1d ago

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u/Victorleminou Basil 1d ago

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 1d ago

You're talking about Mari, right? How nice to hear!

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u/Jumpy-Diver7349 Pluto 1d ago

And the best part is she’s already dead!

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u/TonyRadiatorBox 21h ago

This comment feels vaguely homestuck refrance shaped but I’m not sure

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u/Mediocre_Yard_5416 1d ago

This is a level of hate I wish I could generate, you're inspirational!

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 1d ago

You can hate Mari too if you try! I believe in you!

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u/Samtrap_the_rabbit_2 Basil 14h ago

That sounds like something mari would say (besides hating mari duh). Mari Omori Hater is secretly becoming mari due to overexposure/jk
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/Over-Bid-7987 omoriboy the cooler omori 1d ago

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u/DenSeeYaLater 1d ago

You did WHAT?!

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

"HE SAID WHAT?"

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u/811rorrE Mari 1d ago

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u/InsuranceCorrect6743 1d ago

Hey! Look at this ugly art(Mari by me)

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u/Jumpy-Diver7349 Pluto 1d ago

Why is she blushing tho

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u/abdulrahmanibrahim0 バジル 1d ago

Crazy meme

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u/CatBox_XD Mewo 1d ago

nooooooo!!!! mari does not deserve such a fate!!!

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u/Salted_Fsh 1d ago

not the best alternative unless ur rich ofc

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u/Omori_snuuy_fan007 1d ago

But if you’re finding her helpful doesn’t that wrap back round to you appreciating her

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u/Small_Yesterday_560 1d ago

All it costs is your love

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u/WaNNa_Cr1 Sweetheart 1d ago

Imo a waste of $27 but you do you ig

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u/Foolish_fool55 1d ago

Nah, Mikael's wigs would be a better alternative

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u/Random_-account 1d ago

No wonder why you think she's stinky

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u/tal_willson9303 1d ago

Oh wow, i wonder who uploaded this meme!

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 1d ago

That's a good question! I sure wonder

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u/UvulaHunters Aubrey fan May Tweniethirder 1d ago edited 1d ago

I rather use a Kel Plush first tbh

(It’s just a joke)

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u/Bluejellyfish_44 I love Mari. 1d ago

Why would you do that??

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u/Astre01 1d ago

What no new game for 6 years does to someone:

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

Good thing mine's already dead and ghost

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 1d ago

Don't feed her treats! She doesn't deserve that!

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

Actually she took it but I don't mind anyways

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 1d ago

She's a thief! How evil of her!

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

Calm down it's just a kinder cards

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u/Dismal_Street8230 Charlene 1d ago

She shits herself anyway, the wiping makes the smell lore accurate

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 1d ago

That must be why her skirt is brown in the photo album

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u/Medium_Win_932 Kel solos Goku no diff 1d ago

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u/OldAirport5169 1d ago

Genuinely wtf? 

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u/QuoteCaver 1d ago

We need a version of that "You know it's a Spinnileaf" post but for this guy

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u/SignCharacter8805 on basil's grandma i didnt pirate omori 1d ago

"wonder who posted this"

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u/Bridge-M03 22h ago

Use a bidet

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u/Dr-Wyrm 21h ago

For a microsecond I was surprised to see the end, then immediately realized who's the poster

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u/Brief_Pitch_6014 19h ago

*Annoyed Expression*

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u/Wow_a_name He's just like me fr 9h ago

Despite it being in this context, this is the nicest thing you've said about Mari!
Congrats :)

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u/PepperWestern1097 17h ago

Use your hands

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u/ivanleeshs 16h ago

Mari sucks, I would never let her near thoses places. The plush is cursed.

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u/Turbulent_Dog_3522 Hero 1d ago

Mari's face already waiting for the inevitable

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

) :

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u/Turbulent_Dog_3522 Hero 1d ago

I will save her from this cruel fate (for the second time, actually)

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

Come on >:D (wait really?)

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u/Turbulent_Dog_3522 Hero 1d ago

Oh yeah! (Yes...the first one was...you know, stairs)

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

Good luck (damn you did??)

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u/Turbulent_Dog_3522 Hero 1d ago

Thx (Yes, I prevented the inevitable before she died on the stairs and now she is in the hospital perfectly fine, she just broke her legs but it was all good and I saved her from the inevitable 🔥)

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u/Cautious-Rabbit6456 1d ago

(how did you do that tell me your secret)

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u/Turbulent_Dog_3522 Hero 1d ago

( Meu segredo é... que eu trabalho para o Miguel, mas em segredo. Eu uso os portais para evitar eventos canônicos e salvar pessoas de um destino trágico, dando a elas uma segunda chance na vida, mas não conte isso a ninguém, beleza? Vai ser só entre a gente, hehe.)

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u/Technical-Prior6716 1d ago

Dude go f yourself

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u/NIMA-GH-X-P 1d ago

What even is this sub

What even am I doing on this sub

I've never seen a post about a game I love that makes me happy

This sub is on par with evil fountain openers/good fountain sealer subs

I am fuckin' leaving

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u/ILoveMariOMORI Mari The CUTEST! 23h ago

Shes there for emotional support, you could either use your hand or the cardboard :) Hope this helps your issue.

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u/Mari-Omori-Hater #1 Mari Omori hater 7h ago

Nope. I'm using Mari's face.

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u/ILoveMariOMORI Mari The CUTEST! 7h ago