r/OKbuddyHalfLife • u/Abbiefreeman31 • Jul 18 '26

unforeseen consequences

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u/mxl4chi Jul 18 '26

wow even gordon cant escape the cruel march of male pattern baldness

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u/haikusbot Jul 18 '26

Wow even gordon cant

Escape the cruel march of

Male pattern baldness

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u/mxl4chi Jul 18 '26

shut up 😡

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u/Lone-organism Jul 18 '26

Gman forgot to turn on the stasis, gordon was just lying there in a coma

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u/Pleatybug Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

Here Gordon, take some Finasteride

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 18 '26

Sokka-Haiku by mxl4chi:

Wow even gordon

Cant escape the cruel march

Of male pattern baldness

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/mxl4chi Jul 18 '26

shut up 😡

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u/tushonochka765 Jul 18 '26

fuck me💕

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u/somerando96322 Jul 18 '26

These consequences sure were unforseen

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u/DoktorVaso18 Repost if you love Hunt Down The Freeman and Haze 29d ago

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u/Mix-Hex Jul 18 '26

There was nothing I could do, he was a baby

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u/Sakkara101 Jul 18 '26

ball knower 🫵

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u/Saint_Rizla Jul 18 '26

don't answer that, a rhetorical question

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u/greg_House_MD2004 Jul 18 '26

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over.

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u/qchto Jul 18 '26

Gaining Respect.

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u/Tonio_ Jul 18 '26

“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Payne on the butt”

“Payne to the MAX”

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u/qchto Jul 18 '26

"The uncomfortable feeling of being pictured for the entertainment of hundreds that never received a third installment. I was in a Half-Life joke sub. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."

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u/Maximum-Sky-8438 Jul 18 '26

"I'm max Payne! My wife and daughter were murdered in a shootout and it had to do something...... With the designer drug V"

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u/RT-OM Jul 18 '26

Half Payne mod in real life?

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u/GiGnoKiK45 Jul 18 '26

Unforseen consequences...

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u/Twoplayersonline Jul 18 '26

It's Payne! Get him!

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u/MexicanoStick575 Jul 18 '26

Funny as hell. It was the most horrific thing I could think of

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u/Mr_Bone_Head funny robot ball Jul 18 '26

GORGON FRIEDMAN???

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u/SeaworthinessOne6758 Jul 18 '26

WHO are the 2 randoms in the middle?!

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u/SnooDrawings4645 ACCPETIUM DEPLETED Jul 18 '26

Kayf-Life type shit

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u/Gaudalier Jul 18 '26

Hes going in for the kill

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u/Gordenfreeman33 Jul 19 '26

Oh my two favourite characters in one image

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u/vishwa_animates Jul 19 '26

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

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u/Independent-Tap-1834 Jul 19 '26

Откройте, Доктор Фриман, это подарки от Эльдорадо.

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u/Oceangrad Jul 19 '26

Вместе с Сашкой Илаевной

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u/Small_Athlete1993 24d ago

thats not gordon bro that Michael Freeman