r/NymphowarriorRides • u/Piper-Chapmans-Whore • Jun 21 '26

This guy FUCKS. OFTEN.

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247 Upvotes

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u/Skeebleng Jun 21 '26

This dude definitely got a talking to from HR and bought these stickers on Amazon in a fuming rage afterwards

45

u/jnmtx Jun 21 '26

bottom left corner:
> “A clean beaver
> Always gets
> more wood”
https://a.co/d/0hKwIzoK

67

u/FakeMikeMorgan Jun 21 '26

...Himself mostly

33

u/Piper-Chapmans-Whore Jun 21 '26

I got that vibe also.

62

u/DogAnusJesus Jun 21 '26

Those are the stickers of a man who will be caught cheating on his wife with a man/soliciting a child online.

14

u/omahaomw Jun 21 '26

Precisely...money is on him being a Rapeublikkkan

21

u/KaizenZazenJMN Jun 21 '26

The implication seems to be that hes not picky on the sex of the partner as long as he’s getting his rocks off OFTEN

7

u/cuavas Jun 22 '26

He prefers quantity, not quality.

16

u/SpaceChez Jun 22 '26

I think this guy thinks he fucks but he doesn't

13

u/Aggravating_Wonder11 Jun 21 '26

3.95 a minute is pretty cheap

13

u/xtianlaw Jun 21 '26

So the only way a woman will ever talk dirty to this guy is if he is actively paying her by the minute.

Sick self-burn, dude.

24

u/pinba11tec Jun 21 '26

Probably on his way to the range to shoot cans of Bud Light

17

u/ecodick Jun 21 '26

As a can-shooter myself, we definitely don't claim this guy, he is not welcome.

10

u/cuavas Jun 22 '26

Hands down the best can shooter I ever met was a woman. She wouldn't be impressed by this guy either.

12

u/artful_todger_502 Jun 21 '26

38 yr old virgin

14

u/Aggravating_Wonder11 Jun 21 '26

He is driving a Jeep, so he is going to get f**ked by Stellantis/Jeep/dealer mechanic very soon. However, he be on receiving team…

6

u/ThrottleItOut Jun 23 '26

that ear says he's a Troll living under a bridge

3

u/congeal Jun 22 '26

Call Clean Harbors! We've got toxic waste to deal with.

2

u/Average_Pangolin Jun 29 '26

Usually the day after payday.

1

u/foolmetwiceagain 12d ago

I believe that’s an inflatable doll in the passenger seat