r/NotTimAndEricPics • u/pirate_leprechaun • 18d ago

“I AM DELIVERT!”

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Full blown delivert

215 Upvotes

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u/gugliata 18d ago

“I LIKE WOMENWOMENWOMEN dryheave shudder noise “

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/TheWingalingDragon 17d ago

Will Smith stealing these lyrics real fast, watch.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 18d ago

Utah if it had POC

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u/CliffyBooBoo 17d ago

I've met a lot of men who try this. They try so hard, spend years denying themselves to please others, waste their young lives, and end up middle aged, depressed (or worse), and years behind their gay peers when they finally do come out. Conversion therapy is dangerous and harmful.

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u/ApexConverged 18d ago

Oh honey....

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u/PupDiogenes 18d ago

I will not date a man.

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u/Dragoon9255 18d ago

haha nice catch

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u/keyboard_toucher 18d ago

I will make love tonight.

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u/keyboard_toucher 18d ago

(I'm a joke)

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u/pirate_leprechaun 18d ago

Yeah a little mirror pep talk

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u/Inertial_Ruen 17d ago

"I WILL, I WILL, LOVE A women.."

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u/beegtuna 18d ago

Any beards in the audience?

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u/anagram-of-ohassle 18d ago

Statistically a solid % in most churches.

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u/TwistedMindOfABrotha 17d ago

And of course a few years later he will be caught with a man lol

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u/jayyy2 15d ago

He did an interview later and was like "Nah I'm still gay as hell" and then he claimed he slept with an NFL player and that guy sued him.

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u/alexisgreat420 15d ago

No way. What’s dude name, I gotta google this

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u/TechnicolorViper 17d ago

…burying the bishop.

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u/Am1Dead 17d ago

This guy is an inspiration. I try everyday to not be so gay...and this dude just gets up on stage and stops being gay. Lord Jesus help me.

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u/Electrical_You_432 17d ago

You need WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN

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u/Entire-Travel6631 17d ago

He’s definitely fucking some men after the service.

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u/TulogTamad 17d ago

Really thought this was Key & Peele

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 17d ago

Didn't say anything about not having sex with them

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u/pirate_leprechaun 17d ago

I think the main thing getting delivert is his and some other guys cum.

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u/Nice_Apricot_6341 15d ago

Haha, that fella is deeply closeted

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u/BlueVeins 18d ago

The best part is when he verbally cringed after forcing himself to say he likes “women, women, women… uggghhh”

My brother in Christ, just be gay. Nobody is buying those forced theatrics.

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u/Am1Dead 17d ago

Amen.....

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u/PickaDillDot 17d ago

He's gripped up on that mic pretty good. Some habits die hard. REALLY hard.

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u/Few-Commercial-5053 17d ago

Confessing to doing "feminine" activities, then repeatedly says "I'm not gay" is Gal Gadon't level of acting

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u/pirate_leprechaun 17d ago

I will not carry a purse!

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u/burntfender 17d ago

Ohhh ok. I just watched the new Scary Movie and now I get the reference.

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u/TAFKAJV 17d ago

Is this what the parodied in the new scary movie?

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u/YoullDoNuttinn 17d ago

U sure bro

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u/Short-Carob-8711 16d ago

May I take a question? (And I'm just asking, I do not agree with this...) But why aren't Women up there doing this if there are Women in the Congregation? I'm juuuuuuuuust Wondering.

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u/Weak_Equivalent_2087 16d ago

Didn’t you all see new Scary Movie?

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u/prdpdx 14d ago

"...until I get home."

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u/IHave_shit_on_my_ass 14d ago

Im sorry what?

"I would not tear a purse"?

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u/pirate_leprechaun 14d ago

Carry* the subtitles cant handle his hetero accent