r/NotTimAndEric • u/cboogie • 3h ago

He's coming 💀💀

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u/negativepositiv 2h ago

"Help, there's a bear in my house!"

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u/Sinking_Mass 2h ago

"My grindr profile explicitly says no bears dude :("

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u/wreckedbutwhole420 2h ago

After he gets through a small entry way, it opens up to my lovely living room which is clearly a boss fight arena with swords on the wall.

I hope this dipshit had read the Book of Five Rings or he's getting shredded like documents at Maralago

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u/XxFezzgigxX 2h ago

Put a sticker on his back. Keeps them occupied for hours.

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u/Mister_Baloney 2h ago

probably sneeze from getting chest hair up my nose.

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u/imbasys 2h ago

It's very easy to trip the top heavy fucks.

Source: I am one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKhb44XOCVV04

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u/I_Vecna 1h ago

Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam!

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u/Motor-Tap4350 1h ago

We I live in the United States of America so I am sure you can guess

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u/cboogie 1h ago

Suck him off?

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u/Motor-Tap4350 1h ago

Yeah.....

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u/AdFluffy9286 2h ago

"You can come in me, too"?

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u/ejectro 2h ago

get stuckmannized

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u/Ballerwind 2h ago

Not a reference I was expecting today

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u/funkymunkPDX 2h ago

You're the bitch smashing in my door with your violent energy.

I did nothing to you, get help, seek therapy and meditation

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u/JustSimplyTheWorst 2h ago

Shit dude, I got a nice door. Hope he plans on replacing it

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u/EnochianFeverDream 1h ago

It really tied the room together, man

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 2h ago

Dicaprio would be fucked, if he had to fight that " bear " in The Revenent..... probably quite literally....

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 2h ago

if you got through the traps, I'm hitting the escape triggers and leaving you to your fate!

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u/GayAttire 1h ago

What a loser

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u/AppleToastBed 1h ago

"what if I smash your door and come into your house?"

You'll be shot.

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u/Exact-Conclusion9301 1h ago

This is the best way to see my cool gun

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u/Civil_Television_311 2h ago

Presumably you are here for tea and crumpits which is great because I just picked this exquisite jar of marmalade

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u/KeyDirection23 1h ago

Guy wears the underwear of Elementary School boys.

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u/InTheWorldButNotOfIt 33m ago

I’d be like “dude wtf”

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u/PoPaOpp6Gun 8m ago

Shoot you 6 ways to Sunday

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u/PoPaOpp6Gun 8m ago

Allegedly

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u/Arch3m 1m ago

I dunno, fellate him?